Hello and welcome to chapter four. Uh... Yeah. I lack things to say here this time. I usually have something really witty to say (or I like to think so) but not now. I always have something to say but not now... But I do hate how cookie monster became healthy monster. But that my dear children is a rant I'll save for another day. So go on with this.
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See chapter 1 before you nag about the disclaimer again. But however, I should note that I don't own Chia pets. I am not the one who loves my Chia pet. I am the dumb ass that sets it on fire and asks my mom for another.
Yusuke the Detective
Case 4: Kurama's Chia Pet
It was a bright summer morning. And I was in my office... With no partner... With nothing to do... Just me and no one else...
Kurama bursted into the room and whimpered, "Yusuke!" Heavy sobbing.
"Geez, Kurama! Give me a heart attack, why don'cha!" Yusuke gasped.
"But you don't get it! I lost something!"
"You're the smart one! Find it yourself!"
"You're the detective."
"Ohh... You got me there... And that does make me feel really important and superior despite the fact that I'm the main character and get all the attention..."
"And even if I could, why would I be here?"
"Because you're a lazy old fox and that's why you're a retired thief."
"You've got a point there. But honestly, I can't find it..." Melodramatic sobbing. "Oh woe is me! My life is about to end!"
"Ugh... Fine, I'm on the case. So what'd you lose?"
"A... A... A chia pet!"
"Your what!"
"My chia pet!"
"Why the hell would someone wanna steal that!"
"Because they're a bastard! I'm wanna blow some heads in!" He kicked a table in half.
"Wow Kurama! You're the best!"
Kurama tugged on Yusuke's shirt. "Help me...? I'll bake you cookies..."
Couldn't argue with that...
Sigh. "On to suspect one then..."
Hiei
"Why must you torment me like this?" Hiei, who was tied to a chair in this dark room in some random place in a random park in Tokyo, growled.
"Shut up. Tell us what you did with Kurtama's chia pet," Yusuke growled back.
"I shoved it up my ass."
"You what! Sick!"
"I didn't steal it."
"Tell us or your Garfield with the suction cup feet will pay..." Yusuke held the stuffed cat up.
"NO! Don't hurt Garfield!"
"Then, where's the chia pet?"
"I gave it to Karasu! Just don't hurt Garfield!"
"Can I hurt you?" Kurama asked Hiei.
"Sure whatever!" Hiei yelped.
WHACK! "You dumb ass! Steal my chia pet..." Grumble, grumble. "Give it to Karasu..." Grumble, grumble. "Never mind the fact that this kind of stuff never bothers me!"
Karasu
"Yeah Hiei gave me it. No I don't have it," Karasu replied crossing his arms and death glaring them.
"So where is it?" Yusuke asked.
"I'm not telling..." Karasu said with a smug look.
"Kurama, turn on the hose."
Kurama barely turned the faucet so the hose would start dripping water.
Drip, drip, drip...
"We'll do this all day if we have to," Yusuke commented.
It felt like the whole day. Each second made me feel like my life was being drained... My soul felt like an hour glass, each grain of sand slipping out of my hands, between my fingers as I stood in this dark dungeon of a room...
"Dude, only two minutes passed," Kurama said. "Wait... Did I just say dude? I said it again!"
Karasu showed signs that my torture was working...
"Can I go to the bathroom?" Karasu whined.
"No, not until you tell us where Kurama's chia pet is," Yusuke replied smugly.
"Not even for a minute?"
"Not even a second."
Whimper. "Fine, I gave it to Koenma!"
"Ugh, Kurama, let's go." The two walked out.
"Wait, you're not going to untie me! I seriouly gotta go to the bathroom! ...Anyone? ...Help?" Four panels, lone tear. "I'm so unloved..."
Koenma
"I wish I did have it but Botan told me to give it to Kuwabara," Koenma replied.
"And why did she tell you to do that?"
"She said it smelled like him. Then I wondered how she knew that. It's a conspiracy!"
"Hey, don't be hating Aya!" Kurama growled shacking his fist. "I bathed him regularly!"
'He named his chia pet?' Koenma and Yusuke thought. 'And give it baths?"
Kuwabara
"Now if you don't tell us where Kurama's chia pet is, Eikichi will..." Yusuke looked at the toothpick he held to the kitten's neck. "... Get a series of splinters."
"No! Don't do it! Okay,okay,okay! I gave it to Yukina but she didn't want it! So I gave it to some kid named Shuichi!" Kuwabara yelped.
"My step brother. Man, I am going to murder that punk," Kurama growled as he stomped out.
"Can I have Eikichi back?" Kuwabara asked.
"Sure," Yusuke said and threw the cat out the window.
Shuichi
"Uhhh... Shuichi, you're not seriously gonna fire that gun you're holding to my head are you?" Shuichi whimpered.
"Not if you give my chia pet back," Kurama answered.
"Um, it's in my closet."
Yusuke pulled it out. O.O
"Why's it burnt?" he asked.
"That's what it was like when that gorilla gave me it!"
"Aya..." Kurama's eyes grew teary. Buit then he threw it out the window. "Oh, well! I have ten others!"
"All that... For nothing!" Yusuke screamed. "I wanna blow some heads in!" He kicked a table in half.
"Wow Yusuke! You're the best!" Kurama and Shuichi said at the same time.
"So... Who burned it...?" Shuichi asked.
"Don't know, don't care." Yusuke walked out of the room.
Meanwhile Hiei...
"Heh, another chia pet to torture. Why does Kurama bother?" Hiei laughed to himself.
And in no time Kurama went through the next five... Then six... Then seven were gone... And this quickly went to the last one. Sigh. Neither one of us know what happened. But we blame Shuichi just to pick on him. Until this question is answered, we have yet another file in the... X- files!
End case 4
I made some references to the Silent Hill 3 UFO ending. Just the "I wanna blow some heads in!" "Wow (name) You're the greatest!" Or that's how I remember it... Yeah. You'll notice later that I am a huge Silent Hill fan. Well, a fan of the video games but not the movie. I obly watched it for Pyramid Head. I could have gone without that barbed wire rape at the end thankyou very much!
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