...Somehow, something tells me this fic may never end. Hmm... I still gotta figure out what Yusuke's x-files are. I don't mean the show either!
voicer over
normal stuff
"speech" (of couse!)
'thought'
new scene
This makes reference to the Yuyu Hakusho movie (I belive it's the second one...) so if you don't know who Kuronue is, just treat him like an original character.
Yusuke the Detecive
Case 5: Kuronue's Necklace (Or whatever it is that he carries around)
Once aagain it was a day without cases. And once again, my partner locked himself in an ice chest. It's a mystery how he can fit in that thing.
Kurama was, like Yusuke said, in the ice chest, asleep.
That was when he (lightning flash) came...
"I want a cookie!" But when Yusuke lifted the jar's lid...
...Kuronue suddenly appeared out of it and cried, "HELP!" with teary eyes.
"HOLY CRAP!" Yusuke gasped.
Kurama suddenly woke up.
"Wha...?" He saw Kuronue. "I thought you dead!"
"But I can't rest in peace with it missing!" Kuronue whined.
Yusuke slammed the lid back on the cookie jar. "Forget it!"
Kuronue camed out of Yusuke's hat. "But..."
"What's your name again?"
"It's Kuronue. Wait..." Tears of joy. "You're gonna do my case? Hooray!" (hearts, flowers, teddy bears, sunshine)
"No, Kuronue, this conversation is over so get the hell out."
"But...!"
"Over! Now get out dammit!"
Ten minutes later (In the bathroom)
Kronue came out of the toilet.
"Kurama!" Kuronue cheered. "Wait, that is your name right?"
Kurama nodded. Ba-dump... Ba-dump... Ba-dump...went his heart.
"Yay! So..."
"If Yusuke said no, why would I say yes in here!"
Meanwhile, Hiei is washing his hands while, for some unknown reason, listening to this.
"But, Kurama, how long have we know each other?"
"I dumped you when I was Youko! Don't make me have to do it again!"
'I didn't know Kurama was like that!' Hiei thought.
"But... But I lost my necklace/ charm/ whatever I carry around!" Sob, sob.
"Just leave it at necklace."
"Whatever! I need you to help me find it!"
"Why me?"
"Cause Yusuke said no!"
"I'm still not convinced."
"But, Kurama, how can you be so heartless! Everytime I go to the bathroom, I am remind that my necklace is gone!" ("Wha...?" Hiei blinked.)
"Okay, okay, okay, okay! Okay! I'll convince Yusuke to do the case if you get out of the toilet."
"Uhh... Do you have to go badly?"
"...Actually yes, I do."
"Uhh... You should go to the next stall. I think I'm kinda stuck..."
"That I can work with..."
The next day...
Somehow, Kurama got me to take the case.
Kurama was hypnotizing Yusuke. "That's why we have to find his necklace so he can rest in piece and stop coming out of toilets..." ("Not my fault..." Kuronue growled.)
"Hmm... Can't argue with that..." Yusuke agreed.
"So you'll do the case?" Kuronue gasped.
"Yeah."
"Hooray!" (Hearts, sunshine, flowers, teddy bears)
"You're gonna have to not do that."
Two hours later...
This was a tough case. I just have made an oganized list of who could have stolen it.
"Who else...?" Yusuke murmured.
The list read:
Kurama
XXXX Hiei
XXXX
Shuichi
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Youko (hearts)-- Kuronue
"That's all that would make sense..." Yusuke sighed.
"Why would Shuichi steal it?" Kurama asked.
"Fine!" He scribbled over Shuichi's name and rewrote the list. "Here! It's the revised list of... Kuronue! Stop taking my pen! where was I...? Oh, yeah! Suspects."
The list now reads:
Kurama
Hiei
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Youko (hearts)
Youko + Kuronue 4ever! --Kuronue
"Let's start with Hiei," Yusuke sighed.
"You really do care!" Kuronue cheered.
Hiei
"So who's Kuronue?" Hiei asked.
"The guy with the funny hat," Yusuke answered.
"So what made you think I stole his necklace?"
"I have plenty of ideas!"
My favorite is the one where Hiei is jealous of Kuronue for stealing his gay lover so he took his necklace for revenge. a brilliant motive! I love it!
"Yusuke, I'll have you know that I'm perfectly straight!"
"Sure..." Eye shift, eye shift.
"Grr... DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!"
That day I learned something about the Dragon of the Darkness Flame. It hurts like crap!
That is some rage right there... Anger management much
Kurama and Kuronue poked Yusuke's horribly charred body.
"Burnt to a crisp..." Kuronue said.
Kurama was suddenly dressed as Tifa From Final Fantasy VII (I don't own!) "Don't do that again. Revive!"
When Yusuke came back to life, he growled, "Okay, Hiei, you've definently made your point! Don't kill me again! That's like the second time I died. I'm still do for the other death that puts me out for good."
"Screw you!" Hiei flipped him off. "I'm going home!" He walked away.
"Geez, what a bitch!"
Two hours later...
That only left Kurama. That was the hardest part of the case-- Kurama's motive. Could it be a lust for shine? ...A shine lust? Man, that sounds retaded...
"I don't have it!" Kurama growled.
"Pick pocket technique!" Yusuke jumped on Kurama and dug through his pockets. "Found it! What the hell were yopu doing with this?"
"Nothing!" Eye twitch.
"What were you doing with it?" Kuronue asked.
Kurama's eye twitched some more. "Uh... Um... Uh.. Okay! It was just so shiny! And... And... That's all I can basically think of..."
"Grr... Damn you!" Yusuke growled.
Kuronue grabbed the necklace. "Thankyou, Youko. Even though this chapter's ending was twisted... Thankyou for letting me rest in peace at last... I will always love..." He disappeared.
"...You."
"Those words deeply touched me. It through my heart and down to my soul. My heart fluttered and warmed because of a love-- a love long forgotten. And for that moment, tears came to my eyes-- they were tears of love. How could I have forgotten such a precious thing-- such a precious person?" Kurama asked himself as if he were talking to Kuronue.
"Kurama, are you feeling okay?" Yusuke asked.
"And if these idle tears do fall to my cheeksand touch the floor to make a shallow pool of memories to breathe at last and see the light of day once more..."
"Kurama, you're scaring me..."
"But I still dumped you Kuronue!"
"Ugh... You dumb ass."
So we have another case closed. It's really twisted, but hell, it works. No files in the X-files. Case closed and class dissmissed!
'But remember the way you felt about me Kuronue because the feeling is still here in my memory...' Kurama thought...
End Case 5
Notes
1) This fanfic was supposedly taking place at the very beging of Chapter Black But the problem, however is that Shiori and Kurama's stepdad are married even tough this isn't the fall... Doh!
2) I do believe Kurama is straight, but for the stupidity of this fic, I made shounen ai references. Man, I'm an idiot.
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