I have to say that this would have to be one of the weirdest chapters yet. I'll be making references to other anime characters so if you don't know who I'm talking about, just treat them as oringinal characters in whatever way that makes sense.

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I don't own any anime mentioned. (See chapter 1 for YYH disclaimer.)

Yusuke the Detective

Case 6: Shishi's Make-up

Sigh. I finally got out from summer school. And it really sucked.

"Man, how long does summer school last, Kurama?" Yusuke asked.

"Forever, trust me," Kurama answered.

"Ugh. That makes me feel better."

That was when a case began.

Shishi (A/N:I don't quite remember his whole name, but either way, I'm not typing all that!) burst into the room, looking a lot worse than a Kuwabara who need botox with a bed head.

"Waaah...! Help! My face! My beautiful face!" he cried between sobs.

"!" Kurama fainted at the sight of Shishi.

"AUGH! Shishi, what the hell did you do to your face!" Yusuke gasped.

"You mean what didn't I do to my face! Someone stole my make-up!" Shishi cried.

"You're what?" Kurama asked covering his eyes.

"My make-up! It's what makes my beautiful image! But without it...I'm ...Nothing! I'm as ugly as that disgusting primate Kuwabara!" Teary eyes. "I want to be beautiful again!"

"Well, go the Michael Jackson way. Get plastic surgery. Hopefully you'll still have your nose after that..." Yusuke replied.

"What are you implying?" Shishi growled.

"Uh... Um... Well..."

"Are you saying that I'm ugly either way?" Eye twitch.

'He's gonna kill me, isn't he?' Yusuke sweatdropped.

"I may be ugly out here, but on the inside, I'm as beautiful as a full bloomed rose in a cherry blossom storm! And with make-up I will always fufill my destiny- to be more beautiful than Suzuka, no Sesshomaru, Ryuichi Sakuma, Kiba, Eiri Yuki, and maybe even Sailor Moon...!" He held a clutched fist.

"Alrighty then," Kurama responded.

"But, without make-up, my destiny will be unfufilled forever, just as I will be ugly forever!" Shishi put a paper bag over his head.

"You gotta admit, Kurama, he's got a point," Yusuke said.

"Don't worry, Shishi. We're on the case!" Kurama said. "Then, you can be 'beautiful' again! After that, everybody'll forget that damn Britany Spears! You'll be comparable to Count D, Ranef, Yuki Sohma, Koryu, Nozomu, Misoka, Edeward Elric, and lemme think... No, not Taki Aizawa... I know! Hiroshi Nakano!"

"Gee, thanks!" Shishi smiled. "Wait, I wasn't before! Just because you're beautful like Eiri Yuki! I bet it was that disgusting Kuwabara who stole it!"

Hiei shuffled in with a big suitcase.

"Hiei! You scruffy fiend!" Shishi pointed a finger. "I bet you stole my make-up!"

"I don't know what you're talking about..." He started to scurry away.

Yusuke grabbed his shoulder. "So what's with the beg suitcase?"

"Ehh...? This?" Hiei held it up. "I'm carrying something. That's it's purpose in life, right?"

"Like what? Shishi's make-up, perhaps?"

"Why would I take that?" Awkward silence.

"You have to admit he's got a point..." Kurama said.

"So if you don't mind..." Hiei continued walking. "You can't get enough of terrorizing me, huh?"

Something didn't feel right...

"I'm not a lie detector or anything, but Hiei, I'm gonna need to check your bag," Yusuke said.

"! Uh, why?" Hiei asked nervously.

He grabbed the suitcase. "Lemme see what you're hiding..."

"ACK! Don't..."

Yusuke opened the suitcase to reveal...

...That the suitcase was filled with dirty magizines.

Kurama was speechless. Shishi turned green.

"I was going to say..." Hiei stopped there.

"You're a vile little creature!" Shishi cried.

Somehow, out of randomnes, Keiko, Kuwabara, and Amanuma (or Gamemaster if you don't remember his name...) appeared. Keiko glared at Hiei. Kuwabara needed to be stupid somewhere else. Amanuma started to play video games. Then, more anime characters appeared, making Yusuke's office look like an anime convention.

"Is it me or did this suddenly get off topic?" Yusuke asked.

"...So who would steal your make-up?" Kurama asked.

"I think it was that ugly bastard Chu! ...Him os Suzuka!" Shishi said.

"To Suzuka! Now everybody get the hell out!" Yusuke yelled.

Suzuka

"Why would I need make-up?" Suzuka, who is full of crap, asked. "I'm already beautiful. Unlike those ugly bastards Chu and Shishi. Oh, wait, you're right here! Oh ho ho! Well, be glad you're not scruffy like Hiei!"

"You're the ugly bastard!" Shishi growled.

"You need plastic surgery! Anyway, Jin stole your make-up to look like Shuichi Shindo in the Gravitation OVA."

"..." Teary eyes. "Damn him!"

Jin

"Make-up? I... I don't have any make-up," Jin said.

"Gimme it, you leprechaun bastard!" Shishi hissed.

"Lep... What did you call me?"

"Leprechaun bastard."

"Say that again. I dare you."

"Jin, spit it out! Did you steal Shishi's make-up!" Yusuke growled.

"Yes. Yes I did!" Jin cried.

"Why?"

"Because I wanted to look pretty like Shuichi Shindo in the Gravitation OVA."

"Why did you want to look like him?"

"So I can get that damn 'Lucky Charms' leprechaun out of the hole!"

"And then you were gonna kill him."

"Damn right I would!"

"Why?"

"So I can get my 'Lucky Charms' back. They were my idea but he stole it. Now I'm stuck in the mind of amanga artist which got my into some anime for a few episodes and when I finally got more recgnition the anime was like DBZ and trust me that anime sucks!"

"Right... Just give Shishi's make-up back."

"No."

"Give it." Shishi growled pulling the Banshee Shriek out.

"No." Then, the two started fighting.

"Uh.. Let's go." Kurama said.

I never saw two two for two weeks after that. When we did meet, those two seemed like friends again.

"You missed a spot," Keiko said smugly.

Hei scrubbed the corner she was talking about.

Keiko punished Hiei for Bringing those dirty magazines. So now he has to scrub the floor with his tooth brush. As for Shishi- we still have a hole in the case. Another file in the X-files.

"Enough with the X-files already! What are they anyway!" Kurama growled.

End Case 6

"Hey! Ignoring me! Punk!" Kurama growled.

Hope you enjoyed! ) See you in the next chapter.