Okay! Here's chapter 8!
voiceover 1
voice over 2 (To be explained... Or will it?)
normal stuff
"speech"
'thought'
new scene
"Emphasized words"
See chapter one for disclaimer.
Yusuke the Detective
Case 7: Amanuma (Or Gamemaster) On Duty
I was preparing to take off. Hopefully, no cases would come up...
Yusuke sat on his suit case to close it. "Geez, Kurama, quit nagging. If I didn't know better, I'd think Keiko was here."
"Yeah, but..." Kurama didn't finish his sentence.
"But what? Look, you're not gonna be alone if that's the problem. I have someone on duty for any cases that come up while I'm gone and nope, it's not Hiei. The little bastard wouldn't pick up the phone."
Flashback
The phone rang and Hiei went to answer it. He first looked at the caller ID and saw that it was Yusuke. He whimpered and went under the bed.
"Leave me alone!" he cried.
End Flashback
"So I have to deal with Kuwabara." There was a tone of bitterness in Kurama's voice.
"No the dumb ass hung up on me."
Flashback
The phone rang and Kuwabara answered it. The problem was he held it upside-down.
"Hello? ...Hello? ...Eh? Anyone there? Hello? Answer me damn you! ...Fine asshole!" Kuwabara hung up.
End Flashback
"So who do I have to work with?"
"Well, um..."
Amanuma walked into the room and saluted everyone.
"...Detective What's-his-first-name Amanuma AKA Gamemaster. ...I Should've picked Botan, though." Yusuke said.
"Are you sure he can handle the pressure?" Kurama asked.
"You do all the work anyway. 'Kay. Well, good luck to you then."
It kinda felt like this...
Alternate scene
"Okay, Kurama! Take care of the house while I'm gone! ...And the kids," Yusuke cried.
Kurama, who was dressed like a sterotypical house wife, rerplied,"Okay, honey!" Smooch!
End Alternate scene
On second thought, I'd rather not think like that. Eww!
Yusuke left. (insert crickets chirping)
"So, Amanuma, you get to do the voice over," Kurama said.
That's a scary thought... Wait... Augh! You people can hear what I'm thinking! Stalkers!
Hiei walked in the room. "You have a case."
"Okay, Amanuma, let's go!" Kurama cheered.
"Yay!" He hopped out of the chair he was randomly sat in.
Crime scene
"Okay, this guy was stabbed in the back. The possible culprits are Jared Takayami, Shuichi Sami, and Noriko Sakamoto," Hiei explained. (...I couldn't think of good random names.)
"I bet it was Shuichi Sami," Amanuma said.
"Yeah, it was him," Jared Takayami said, his eye twitching and a knife behind his back.
"Yeah, but..." Kurama began.
"Who's the detective around here?" Amanuma growled.
"Uh... You?"
"Who's taking notes?"
"Uh... Me?"
"Who's the officer?"
"I dunno."
Hiei pointed to himself. "Me."
"Exactly," Amanuma said smugly.
"Yeah, but..." Kurama was once again ignored.
"I'm the detective, you're the note taker, Hiei's the officer, that's a chair, that's a lamp, you have boobies."
"You punk!" Noriko growled.
"Let's stay calm Noriko..." Shuichi said.
"So, Jared, why are you holding a knife behind your back?" Hiei asked.
"...Shuichi made me hold it," he began to sweat.
"You're the murderer. I know it. It's also written all over your face! Ha! No, really," Amanuma said.
Meanwhile on the roof...
"Wow... That took him a while..."
"Hey, get the hell off there!" a random guy threw a rock.
"Ow!" The person fell off the roof.
"I'm not getting you."
When our three friend got back...
"You did good for your first case!" Kurama cheered.
"Yeah I guess you did good," Hiei sighed.
What a sour puss.
"Punk!" Hiei flipped him off.
The little detective fipped him off.
Flips off.
Flips off.
They started a flipping off war thing. Koenma walked by and fipped them off only to be flipped off by the two, who continued their... Arguement? (If that's what I want to call it...)
"I'm the only sane one here... It gets lonely..." Kurama sighed.
Kuwabara burst into the room. "Waaah! Help! The world is gonna end! I need a detective!"
"I'm ready for the case!" Amanuma replied.
"You? But you're a little shrimp boat! You're smaller than Hiei!"
Amanuma kicked him in the shins.
"Yusuke's out. Amanuma's his replacement and will be at your service as wrong as that may sound."
"Am I a servant now?"
"Look, you guys gotta help! I lost Eikichi!" Kuwahbara cried between sobs.
"Who?" Hiei asked.
"My kitten, stupid! And they left a note!"
The note read:
Ko Ka Ge Bo Yu Ki
-Detective Yu.
Yu Mi Ke Ka Sh Ya
To be continued...
End Case 7
Ha! Cliffie!
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