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Yusuke the Detective

Case 9: Eikicki- part 2

In the bathroom (the Next Day)

Hiei was listening to Amanuma while washing his hands.

Amanuma sobbed. "Why does it have to be so hard? This sucks! It stinks!"

"Wha...?" Hiei blinked.

"It hurts..."

"What is that boy doing in there?"

"Why isn't it coming out right?"

Hiei fainted.

Kurama walked in. "Amanuma, what are you doing?"

He opened the stall. "What?"

"What's wrong?"

"I can't do the case!"

"But you're close to finding the kidnapper! Yusuke would say that he tastes victory and would licked evryone's ear!"

"Don't you get it, you confused fox bandit! I don't get 1 Rose 5 Nara 2 Ave. 3 Park 61 o'clock! Or Detective Yu.!"

"Where'd you get all that?"

"The kidnapper called. That was when he told me."

'That must be someone he knows...' Kurama thought. Out loud he said, "Let's talk about this somewhere else. Come on Hiei or Michael Jackon is gonna get you if you sit there!" Everyone walked out at that.

Kuwabara ran to them, "You guys! The kidnapper called and said that I won't see Eikichi again if we don't find him by noon!"

Twelve o' clock. That leaves 1, Rose, 5, Nara, Ave, 3, Park, and 6...

"So what's that mean?" Hiei asked.

"I dunno. Then, there's that note..." Amanuma replied.

Ko Sn Ge Bo Yu Ki

Detective Yu.

Yu Mi Ke Ka Shi Ya

"That ended up being Koenma, Sniper, Genkai, Botan, Yukina, Kido, Yanagisawa, Shizuru, Kaitou, Keiko, Mitarai and the last unknown," Kurama added.

"And they all had a connection to the kidnapping."

"I don't get it," Kuwabara said.

"When do you get it? So what you're saying is That those twelve are part of this and the Detective Yu is the Kidnapper?" Hiei asked.

"What time is it?" Kurama asked.

"Um... nine-fifty," Kuwabara answered.

"Hey, but isn't there a Rose and Nara Avenue and Rose and Nara Park?" Hiei asked.

"That'll complacate things..."Kurama responded.

"Let's split up. Kuwabara, you go to Rose Avenue and Kurama..." Amanuma was interupted.

"I don't wanna go there..." Kuwabara whined.

"Fine go to Nara Avenue. Kurama go to Rose Park. Hiei to Rose Avenue. I'll go to Nara Park. If you get nothing we'll meet over here."

All replied, "Right!"

Kuwabara

"Stupid cat napper. Why does it have to be here of all places?" Kuwabara muttered.

The place was full of preps and fangirls.

One prep said,"Like oh my gawd, that movie was totally tubular!"

Another said back, "Like oh my gawd, those Smartainia people are like, so mean! Why do they have to be, like so mean!"

Kuwabara growled, "I feel tormented..."

Kurama

"Wow, look at all the roses here. I guess the name wasn't just a pun..." Kurama sighed, sniffing a rose. This place was also full of preps.

"Oh, look at the cute guy! He's a hottie!" One prep swooned.

Another went behind Kurama. "Please go out with me!"

Kurama blinked. "It's attack of the preps..."

Prep three commanded, "Attack, my evil preps from the underworld! Yes, chase the bishounen..."

"Why does evryone have to attack me with a large swarm of preps/ fangirls?"

Hiei

This place was all quiet and empty.

Hiei sighed. "I guess I could sleep on the job..." He started to fall asleep.

Prep three returned! "Get him, girls!"

Perverted fanboys arrived. "What about us?"

"Go away! No one cares about you!" The fangirls and preps attacked!

"Holy crap! Damn fangirls!" Hiei growled and used the Dragon of the Darkness Flame. "Die!" More came. "Yeah, I'm screwed."

Amanuma

I just had a thought. Rose Avenue and Nara park are on the same street and Nara Park's address is 3651 Rose Avenue. This Yu person has to be Detective Yu. Wait, that means...

"Detective Yu is the kidnapper. Huh? There's a paper in that bush," Amanuma said.

The note read:

I live for laughter.

I live for the crowd.

Without them, I am nothing.

"A clown? Actually, come to think of it, there's a bush cut in that shape. So to..." A swarm of fangirls ran by.

Hiei, who was all torn up, came to him. "Amanuma, never trust fangirls especially the ones that like N sync." He passed out.

"Right..." He walked to the clown bush. There was another note.

It read:

Tree Nakano Tree

1 ...9

...Street... Be there at noon.

Tree 5...Tree 0

1509 Nakano Street. But the trees... It has to be that empty lot.

"The time's ten- fifty. Gotta find everyone..."

Later

"Kuwabara, I know where the kidnapper is, " Amanuma said.

"Where?" Kuwabara quickly asked.

"That empty lot on Nakano Street."

"But that's on the other side of town!"

"If you want to be stuck with Luke Skywalker, then, we can end the case," Kurama said.

Luke suddenly came out of nowhere with a flame thrower.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hiei screamed.

"Yeah, I want Eikichi back!" Kuwabara replied.

"To Nakano Street!" Amanuma responded.

Later

Another minute... Almost there... Made it!

"Are you sure we're in the right place?" Kuwabara asked. Akward silence. "Echo... Echo... Echo..."

Prep three appeared. "Attack them girls!"

Hiei growled. "Aw crap!"

"The kidnapper was a prep?"

Another appeared. "They don't wanna come."

Another came. "Maybe it's because she's not tubular enough."

The first growled, "What was that?"

The other two whistled innocently.

"Oh, it's on now, girlfriends." A catfight began!

Eikichi came out of nowhere and meowed.

"Eikichi, where'd you come from?" Kuwabara asked.

Yusuke came out from behind a box that was conviently placed in the middle of the lot. "Yo."

"Urameshi!"

"But I thought you were in Osaka!" Kurama responded,

"Pretty good cover up for a plot, huh?" Yusuke replied.

"Wait... You were planning this?" Amanuma growled.

"Yup!"

"You..."

"Retreat!" Hiei ran away, a very un-Hiei like thing to do which made Hiei seem less like Hiei than Hiei is right now which brings Hiei's Hiei-ness in Hiei questioning.

"Bastard!" amanuma threw a table which was also conviently placed in the lot.

"But you needed training to be a real detective!" Yusuke argued.

"I feel retarded now..."

"Hey, it's the bishounen!" a prep cried.

"Attack him, girls!" Then preps attacked again!

End Case 9

Yo! Long to no see to my reviewers! Ah... My ever faithful readers. So the last chappie wasn't as long as I said but who cares...

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So I haven't been here for a while. I've been talking on the guilds at neopets. Anyone know me from there? Yeah so I wanted to post a fic there but it's been between that and writer's block. Then at school I've been trying to write something for the Middle School paper... Ehh.. Then there's home work. I hate you, eighth grade teachers...

So then in between I look at my age and think... I may stop when I'm eighteen. Then I laugh because I still might be doing this when I'm a sagging old lady of eighty nine.

Well, there you have it! Review or the preps will attack again!