Sorry I didn't update last week! I never got to a computer... So I updated two of my fics today!

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Yusuke the Detective

Case 10: The Toguro brothers' diet pills and steroids!

Man, it's great to be in the office again.

"You know it took a week for me to get the plot down?" Yusuke asked.

"Really? Sounds like quite an accomplishment," Kurama replied.

"For me- yeah. For you- maybe not. I don't know how you masterminds do it. My brain broke at the thought."

"Well, foxes are clever. Wait, I'm not a crimal mastermind! You bastard!"

Then, a case began. Well, if you want to get technical, it was two but I still cout them as one.

The Toguro Brothers ran in, "We need help."

"You guys are supposed to be dead! What're you doing here!" Yusuke asked.

The youner toguro said,"I lost my steriods."

The older one said,"And I lost my diet pills." (Ah, Toguro brothers, when will Togasho give you a last name?)

"Wha... What?" Yusuke was speechless.

They repeated. "I lost my steroids."

"I lost my diet pills."

Karasu ran into the room. "I lost my marbles!"

"Get out," Kurama growled.

"Alright, state your names," Yusuke commanded.

"I'm..." A rocket flew by, a cow moo-ed, and an explosion was heard. "Toguro." The younger one said.

"I'm..." Cats hissed, a toilet flushed, and Hiei sneezed. "Toguro." The older one said, eyes twitching with a witch laugh.

O.O o.O O.o

"Alrighty then..." Yusuke sighed.

"So... Any suspects?" Kurama asked.

The elder cried, "I bet it was that ugly bastard Chu! Him or Jin."

"For your diet pills?"

The younger added, "I bet it was that damn batard Hiei! Him or Jin."

"Best to take small steps. HIEI GET YOUR SORRY ASS IN HERE!" Yusuke yelled.

Hiei growled and stomped in. "WHAT!"

"Did you..." Giggle. "...Steal Toguro's steroids?" Laugh.

"So tell me Yusuke, why would I steal steroids or even be low to think about doin' it? Swords and lighting stuff on fire are my thing."

"Well, like I said before, NEVER TRUST A RETIRED THEIF, ESPECIALLY ONE WITH WATER BALLOONS AND BALLOON ANIMALS!"

"I'm not a thief so quit nagging like you're my wife."

Kuwabara came out of nowhere. "I knew it! You are married!" He took off.

Kurama broke in, "Let's consider the list."

1) The Shadow Sword

2)Those magazines

3) I just like the number

"Therefore you sorta are/ aren't a retired thief. Ha! No reformation."

"Therefore, it is necissary to run a test!" Yusuke replied.

Hiei got mad and kicked him in... a sensitive spot. He ran away.

O.O "Uh, Yusuke, are you okay?" Kurama poked him with a stick.

While Yusuke recovers, you get an...

Intermission!

2101- war was begining. Explosion.

Yusuke asked, "What happen?"

Kurama answered,"Somebody set us up the bomb."

"What?"

"We get signal. Main screen turn on," Hiei said. The screen revealed Kuwabara.

"It's you!" Yusuke gasped.

"How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction," Kuwabara said.

"What you say!"

"You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahaha..."

End Intermission (See Zero Wing for the above.)

"I'm okay! To Chu!" Yusuke cheered.

Chu

"Diet pills? The hell do I need diet pills?" Chu asked as he chugged sake.

"Well... Uh..." Yusuke has no idea.

"Does this look fat to you?" He lifted his shirt.

"I see a beer gut," Kurama replied.

"Do I need a diet pill to get rid of a beer gut?" He chugged more sake.

"I'd rather exercise."

"Yeah! I mean, how can that measly runt- stick of a thing get any sticky-er?" Hic!

"You have to admit he's got a point there..."

"To Jin then!" Yusuke pointed out and smacked the elder Toguro. "I'm not sorry!"

Jin

"Diet pills? Feh! I don't need them! But steroids! There's an idea!" Jin's eyes twinkled.

"So you stole them..." The younger Toguro sweat dropped.

"No, but if I did I would've got that damn leprechaun out of that hole by now! Get out damn you!"

Kurama sighed. "Anymore suspects?"

The brothers sighed, "No."

Ugh. Back to the office.

Later

"I don't get it. Who would steal steroids from the Toguro Brothers' steroids and diet pills?" Yusuke asked

"Ask Tarukane," Hiei answered.

"Why?"

"'Cause he's a fat ass."

"He's got a point..." kurama sighed.

"Whatever..." Yusuke stared out the window.

Kuwabara came into the room. He was outrageously skinny.

"Baggy clothes are in style?" Kurama asked.

"No, I've been turning into a cat so I got plastic surgery and now I'm skinny. I match Hiei!" Kuwabara replied.

"I'm gonna get fat now..." Hiei walked out.

"Wha...? Fine be a weirdo like Yukimura!"

"What's with Keiko!" Yusuke growled.

"Dunno. She looks like a guy." Kuwabara walked out.

Silence.

"SAY IT ISN'T SO!"

Keiko

"KEIKO!" He broke the door.

"ACK! Yusuke, haven't you heard of knocking!" Keiko, who was now muscular, growled.

"Yeah, Urameshi..." Kuwabara added.

O.O ...Yusuke's eyes teared up.

"What?" Keiko asked.

"It's true! Keiko's on steroids and Kuwabara's on diet pills!" Yusuke cried.

"We've been figured out!" Kuwabara screamed.

"Run!" Keiko screamed.

"WAIT!"

They both turned around.

"I have a cat and I'm not afraid to use her!" Yusuke held up Eikichi. "Hand over the diet pills, steriods, and some chocolate and no one gets hurt!"

O.O

"She's fully loaded..."

"Okay, okay, okay! In the closet- the top shelf!" Keiko cried.

"Thanks!"

And case closed!

"You can't leave it right there!" Kurama growled.

"He's right," Hiei replied.

"Fine! Punks!" Yusuke growled.

Well, it turned out that the bottles were almost empty when Kuwabara and Keiko stole so when they used the diet pills and steroids it ended up being empty.

The Toguro brothers gasped. "What the hell is this!"

And it also turned out that the diet pill bottle was full of gummi bears and the steroid were full of strawberry milk.

"Whoa! You guys gained some weight!" Kurama exclaimed.

Hiei, who was so fat that you can roll him around, said, "It's in stlye."

So then, then Toguro Brothers got fat from all they ate and drank.

The Younger Toguro knocked him over. The older one spun him around on the floor.

At least Hiei has an inspiration to get skinny. But there's just one endindg question. Why did Kuwabara and Keiko steal the steroids and diet pills? Another file in the x- files!

"No, really, what are the X- files?" Kurama asked.

End Case 10

"Fine be that way!" Kurama growled.

Poor Kurama.

Well I can't respond to reviews individually so... Condensation! Rejoice for Kuronue! Go promganates go! Luke Skywalker shall rule all! Ha! Randomness! Thanks for the reviews! Anyone who has ideas for cases they wanna see tell me in a review! I shall take action!

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