I got on before you Yayo! What now! Hm... When is she gonna update? I mean, she supposedly can't think on Stupider Mistakes and she's supposedly gonna write a fic making fun of soap operas. Sure sis... My dream told me she gave up on Yuyu.

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Yusuke the Detective

Case 11: Kuwabara's Idenity

A man pulled out a crossword puzzle. "Hey, can I use a pen? I lost mine."

A lady answered, "Sure." and handed him one.

"I lost something once, too. It was my idenity," Kuwabara said from the corner.

The man stared at him as he said, "Well, thanks for then pen, anyway."

"It was one summer morning..."

Flashback

"Good morning world and all who inhabit it!" Kuwabara cheered. He got tangled in the sheets and tried to walk but he fell down the stairs. "Ow..."

Eikichi walked to him. "Meow."

Kuwabara pulled out cat food and feed Eikichi. "Y' know I've been feeding her this food all these years and I don't know what it tastes like." He licked the cat food. "BLEAH!"

Meanwhile

A businessman shuttered.

"What's wrong?" his partner asked.

"I don't know..." The man mumbled.

Kuwabara

Urameshi was out so I had to walk to school alone.

"Hi Kuwabara!" Kurama waved.

"Hi Kurama!" Kuwabara started skipping.

End Flashback

"When'd you loose your idenity?" The man asked.

"Who's Kurama and Urameshi?" The woman asked.

"Why'd you eat cat food?" the cook asked.

"I'm getting there!" Kuwabara growled.

Flashback

So when I got to school...

Kuwabara held the door open for some random chick.

"Oh, thankyou. Uh..." she looked at Kuwabara.

"What?" Kuwabara asked.

"Well you should be wearing a name tag because no one recognizes you. But since you don't I can't thank you properly."

"Oh, but it's right... Uh... Right... OH NO IT'S GONE!" Pant, pant pant...

"What's with you?" Yusuke, who just came, asked.

"I lost my name tag! Everybody needs one!"

"Dude, it won't matter anyway. What, are they gonna do a check for that?"

"Attention students!" the teacher cried. "I will be checking everyone for dress code and name tags. And if you fail... You get the boot..." She held one up. "This one to be more exact. It's very stinky. Remember one hour!"

Kuwabara ran out. "Gotta retrace my steps..."

Near Kuwabara's House

Kurama was dancing to "The Rage Beat" by Kinya Kotani. "...Basho e. I want new world." He started singing "Glaring Dream", also by Kinya Kotani.

Kuwabara turned around. "Kurama?"

"Mayoi aruku..."

"Hey..."

"Glaring one way..."

"Uh, Kurama. I need your help and stuff. I lost my name tag and there's this... Kurama..."

"Kimi ga utseru..."

"KURAMA!"

Kurama turned off his CD player and took off his head phones. "Yeah?"

"I lost my idenity!"

"What!" Pant, pant, pant...

"So I'm gonna retrace my steps. I need you to say hi whenever I come by." Kuwabara went through his daily routine.

Kurama was singing "Super Drive" By some guy unknown to me. "...So sa. No wanna sell your soul."

Kuwabara walked by and waited a few minutes.

Kurama didn't notice. "No forget smile again."

Kuwabara turned around. "Wha...?"

"...Shiroi kaze..." Insert the next lines here. "Ne koi natte, ai natte..."

"KURAMA I NEED YOUR HI!"

"Right!"

Try 2

"Hi Kurama! I'm mean... I'm Kurama!" Kurama laughed. "Lemme try again."

Try 3

"Hi Kuwaboob!" Laugh. "Who's Kuwaboob?"

Try 4

He laughed. "I've got the giggles..."

"This'll never work..." Kuwabara sighed.

"Fine! I won't help!" He started to sing "No Style" by Kinya Kotani. "I've no style!" He walked away.

Hiei came out of nowhere sining "American Idiot" by Green Day. (Rock on!) "Don't wanna be an American idiot..."

Kuwabara turned to him. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but Hiei, I need your help!"

"Look in the dumpster."

"Why?"

"Yeah, Yusuke threw you in the dumpster, remember?"

"Whatever."

"Oh, and your wearing your shirt backwards, retard."

"All this time..." He turned his shirt back around. "Almost time!"

School

"Let's see..." The teacher took a couple of whiffs of air. "ACK! You stink!"

End Flashback

"What an interesting story," the lady said.

"Thanks, Betty," Kuwabara replied.

"Oh, I'm not Betty. I borrowed this from the landromat."

O.O "Ugh."

End Case 12

Yayness! This was based on a episode of Spongebob. I don't own that or anything mentioned here.

I was amazed by the number of people who knew what Zero Wing was. Heh. oh, and I HAVE NO INGENIUSNESS! DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

You have any ideas for cases you want to see? Say so in a review and I'll write it!Oh, and happy day after Kurama's birthday! (September 24)Review please!