O.O I forgot about the surprise... The idea is pending... Well, here's a random chapter... Remember the name Eiri Yuki.
I don't own Eiri Yuki. Maki Murakami does.
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Yusuke the Detective
Case 12: Shigure's Eiri Yuki Novel
Once again, this was another average day where I skipped summer school.
Yusuke walked into the room. "Hi Kurama."
"Hi Yusuke," Kurama greeted while playing "One Winged Angel" while killing people with a sword on GTA. (Don't ask.)
"Get any cases while I was hiding from Keiko?"
"There was some guy who kept calling about a novel, Hiei, and a Eiri Yuki and Tatsuha Uesugi sit com."
"Did you catch his name?"
"It was Shigure or something like that."
"Shigure? Wait, the Fruits Basket Sohma one or this Yuyu Hakusho swordsman/ doctor ugly guy that you and Hiei kill?"
"Do you know how much sense that didn't make? It was our Shigure, as in the Yu yu Hakusho one."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wqait, why would he want a Eiri/ Tatsuha sitcom?"
The door shook.
"Run!" Yusuke screamed. They both hid in the closet.
Hiei randomly walked in.
The door broke and Shigure appeared.
"Where! Is! Urameshi!" he growled.
'Great caveman...' Hiei thought and he said out loud, "I dunno."
"Where's Urameshi!" He held his sword to Hiei's head.
"I dunno. He left you this present, though."
"Ooh! I hope it's cookies!" The box had a bomb which exploded in his face and he started to cry.
Kuronue randomly appeared. "I will be your attorney!"
"No, I will!" Karasu growled.
"I will."
Slap.
Gasp! Slap.
Slap.
Slap. Slap fight.
Genkai came and slapped them both.
Kuronue pulled out a time portal and threw her in.
"What'd you do?" Karasu asked.
"I put her on Christopher Columbus' ship."
"Oh, you punk!" Slap.
Slap.
Raizen threw Hiei out the window. "Ten points!"
Mukuro threw raizen in the dumpster. "That's for yesterday punk!"
"Is t me or is this getting off topic?" Yusuke asked.
Kurama sighed, "Hey..."
Raizen slapped Mukuro.
Mukuro slapped him back. (Okay, kids. This is where it gets violent.)
"Um, guys..." Kurama repeated.
Karasu flipped Kuronue off.
Kuronue flipped him off.
Shigure wailed even louder.
"Guys, quiet now..." Kurama said again.
Raizen, Mukuro, Karasu, and Kuronue all started to fight. Shigure, meanwhile, wailed even louder.
Kurama turned into Youko. "EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Hiei, who was all torn up, came in, "Huh?"
"My love!" Shigure cried.
O.O "Um... What?"
"Everybody except me, Kurama, and Shigure, get out..." Yusuke said, and as Hiei tried to sneak away, he added, "And you, Hiei. Okay, Shigure, what's wrong?"
"Someone... Someone... Someone stole my Eiri Yuki novel!" Shigure sobbed.
"Your what! What are you, a chick!"
"Why don't you just write one?" Kurama asked.
"What was that?" Shigure asked.
"Why don't you just write one?"
Eye shift. "No! I am too sexy for writing!"
"You can start a sit com with Hiei, Kurama, and Mukuro," Yusuke commented.
Let's consider that...
Shigure was typing on his laptop.
Hiei ran in, "Shigure, I need the other 500 pages not 5!"
"Uh-huh." He wasn't listening.
Mukuro randomly appeared. "What's happening?"
"Oh, Hiei was saying how hot you are and how he was gonna ask you out and marry you..."
Kurama also appeared. "Hey, look at the hole in my pants!" He pointed to a heart shaped hole in the back of his pants.
"Thanks, we needed to see that..."Hiei sighed. A crowd cheered.
"Notice how most of the fans are girls," Shigure pointed out.Top of Form 1
Bottom of Form 1
"Hm...Some of them are hot..." Hiei replied.
Mukuro glared. Evil aura...
"But not as hot as you!"
"Yay!" Mukuro hugged Hiei.
"Aw..." A sound effect was heard.
"You know, I'm not wearing anything under my pants," Kurama commented.
Then again, that sitcom might be too good...
"We're on the case!" Yusuke cried.
"Anysuspects? ...Other than me?" Kurama asked.
"Mukuro," Shigure quickly said.
"Why?"
"Because she's a crazy bitch!"
"Alright..."
"Raizen, Yomi, or Shura!"
"Why not Hiei?"
"Because he shall be mine! And he will write me novels. But he'll be cool, unlike those old perverts who sit in front of the computer all day in their underwear."
Raizen randomly appeared. "Hey, look at the hole in my pants!"
"Did you steal Shigure's Eiri Yuki novel?" Yusuke asked.
"Airy poopy? I don't read novels about farts."
"Look, you. I already lost my dignity when you appeared in the wrong series."
"Uh... What...?"
"We're barely at the begining of Chapter Black. You're in Three Kings," Kurama eplained.
"And you die!" Shigure added.
"NO! I'm melting! I'm melting!" And Raizen became a puddle...
10 Minutes later...
Raizen is now in a pitcher.
"Why do you always throw me in your crap?" Hiei growled.
"Because we love you Charley Brown," Yusuke answered.
"Come again?"
"Here, Hiei, have an ice cream."
"Raizen, will you ever be solid again?" Kurama asked.
"Yusuke, I need you to drink me," Raizen said.
"No," Yusuke growled.
"Drink me."
"No!"
"DRINK MEEEEEEEEE!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He knocked the pitcher over. Dust particles fell in. Raizen solidfied.
"I can dance again!" He did an Irish jig.
Mukuro randomly appeared and threw Raizen out the window. "That was for that pie you ass monkey!"
"Pie?" Yusuke asked.
"He gave me a pie... And the bastard put a bomb in it!"
O.O "Actually that was me..." Hiei said.
"Bastard!" Mukuro threw Hiei in the dumpster who threw Raizen in the dumpster who threw Yusuke in the dumpster who threw shigure in the dumpster who threw Kurama in the dumpster... And at last it was resolved... Until Eiri yuki appeared and threw everybody in the dumpster. Everybody got mad and threw Eiri Yuki in the dumpster. THEN it was resolved.
"Let's find Yomi!" Yusuke held up a clutched fist.
"But we never found out if Mukuro stole it," Kurama replied.
"Mukuro, did you steal Shigure's Eiri Yuki novel?"
"What's an Eiri Yuki?" she asked.
"Let's find Yomi..." Yusuke sighed.
Yomi
"Eiri Yuki sucks," Yomi growled. "Why would I steal something that sucks?"
Shigure gasped. "How dare you say that about my Yuki!"
"What's happening?" Shura asked.
"Shut up and go clean your room!" Yomi growled.
"No!"
Yomi yelled something in German.
Shura yelled something back.
"We're hopeless..." Yusuke sighed.
When they got back to the office...
"Look, Shigure, we can't find your novel," Yusuke said.
"I think a sitcom would be good for you," Kurama commented.
"No! I am too sexy for sit coms!" Shigure replied with an eye shift.
Actually it would be a good idea.
Shigure came out of the closet.
Hiei came out of nowhere. "I need those last pages of that novel!"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because you have no holes in your pants."
Hiei made a hole in his knee. "Happy?"
Kurama returned, "Hey look at the hole in my pants!" He pointed to the same hole as before.
The two stared. O.O
Back to reality...
Yusuke was laughing.
"Yusuke, there's something I need to tell you when you're done," Hiei said.
"Huh?"
"You have a hole... In the back of your pants..."
"ACK!" He covered the hole up. "Why ya looking?"
"It was hypnotic..." (Sure Hiei... You know you think Yusuke's butt is cute! And somwhere a fangirl was turned off and had a heart attack. That always offends people.)
"Ugh..."
That night...
Hiei was waiting in the park.
"Here it is..." Mukuro gave Hiei the novel.
"Yay!" He burned it. They both laughed.
I couldn't help but have this feeling...
End case 12
That is one of my favorite chapters!
Ah... The Yu Yu topic... Shounen ai. lol Botan eating everything. I'm working on that too! I brought someone back to life! Yay! Someone told me Kurama's birthday. They told me some more.
Keiko- January 21, Aquarius (as of the manga)
Kurama- September 24, Libra
Hiei- June 17, Gemini (Togashi, is that a pun?)
Yusuke- August 5, Cancer
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