Beta: Frannie
Prereaders: Jill, Pearly, and Ariel
My heart: Full if love for my readers and reviewers.
Conversation via Facebook Messenger via Bella Swan and Alice
Bella: Thanks again for being my knight in shining armor
Alice: Anytime, boo
Alice: Any news on your stalker?
Bella: OMG
Alice: What? A girl has needs.
Bella: That doesn't mean I'm desperate enough to sleep with a literal random stranger.
Alice: Why not? That's what Tinder is for.
Bella: Anywho...how's Jazz?
Alice: Hung and slung. 8=D
Bella: Gross.
Alice: *shrug* You asked. Swear that man's ass just doesn't quit.
Bella: Ew, man ass.
Alice: What's wrong with man ass?
Bella: It's always...froggy
Alice: AHAHAHA WHAT?!
Bella: Ya know, flat af. There's no definition between back and ass. That's why I check women out more than men, even though I don't sleep with women. Opposite of frog ass.
Alice: Are you high rn?
Bella: Maybe a little…
Alice: Frog ass… I CAN'T with you
Bella: I'm serious! Look around next time you're out, you'll see what I mean!
Alice: Well Jasper's ass isn't froggy. It's biteable.
Bella: Gross again.
Alice: Don't be jelly.
Bella: I'm soooo jelly. On toast. Shit, that sounds good. BRB.
Alice: I know your ass didn't leave me for munchies.
Alice: *jeopardy theme*
Bella sends a picture of frog butt.
Bella sends a selfie of her eating toast.
Bella: Toast before hoes, bitch.
Alice: Why do I put up with you?
Bella: Cause I'm hot and know how to hide a body.
Alice: Valuable traits in a friend for sure. Call me if you finally decide to off Jake. ;)
Bella: Obvs. Give J a kiss for me. But like, on his face.
Alice: What? You said kiss his non-froggy ass? No problem babe.
