Well, I'm currently working on the case suggestions right now so you guys might have to wait a while for it. I never said anything last time but this is going into the later episodes... Sorry if you don't know who these people are. Say something in a review and I'll know whether or not to explain this crap.
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Yusuke the Detective
Case 13: Raizen's Hairspray
I can't believe we finally randomly made it to the Three Kings series!
"Now everybody from the anime can show up and it'll make sense! ...And a few can appear from the manga like those freshmen!" Yusuke cheered.
"...But we're barely at the begining of that saga..." Kurama said. Then, the door suddenly swung open... Evil aura, evil aura...
A voice growled, "Is this... Urameshi's office?"
"Yeah..." Yusuke answered.
The voice removed a paper bag from his head. "I have a case for you!"
"Raizen... Your hair..." Kurama was shocked.
"I need my hair spray," Raizen, whose hair looked normal for once, added.
Hiei walked in and stared at Raizen.
"I bet it was you who stole my hair spray!" Raizen growled at him.
"So tell me, RAISIN, what would I do with hair spray?" Hiei growled back.
"Isn't that how your hair ends up like that?" Yusuke asked.
"No, it's naturally that way... It's been like that as long as I can remember..." Hiei replied.
Flashback
A kid pushed Hiei into a lake. "Ha ha!"
End Flashback
"Wrong flashback..." A flashback reveal a baby Hiei.
A sound effect was heard. "Aww..."
"You're eyes were so big and you were so cute!" Kurama commented.
"What happened?" Yusuke added sarcasticlly.
"Who ya callin' Raisin!" Raizen pushed Hiei into a lake that mysteriously appeared in the office. "You're a twinkie!"
"What's that?" Hiei growled.
"It's what you are!"
"Yeah, well, you're a bigger one!"
"Alright... So any suspects?" Yusuke asked.
"I bet it was Shigure. He's probably mad about what I said about that Airy Poopy guy."
"It's Eiri Yuki, Raizen," Kurama corrected him. "Anyone else?"
"I bet it was Yukina," Hiei broke in.
"Why Yukina?"
"That crap head stole my sword... And my pants in the first chapter."
"Right..."
"It bet it was Mukuro! She's not right in the head you know! She's crazy! The walls have ears!" Raizen added. "If not her, then Yomi! He's crazy too. He dances like a robot to electronic music! I saw him!" (In the back, Hiei is dancing to "Blind Game Again" By Kinya Kotani.)
"So what's wrong with your hair? It looks fine now," Kurama asked.
"Would it look right on a member of Van Halen?" Raizen asked.
"Depends on the time of day and day of the week," Yusuke answered.
"What would you do if I told you I'm a member of a heavy metal band?"
Yusuke pointed to the door.
"I'm not! Honest! Tell the truth and hope to die! Poke a poodle in the eye!"
"I see where this is going."
Shigure
And then we searched the corners of the earth. Through the snowy purple of the mountains majesty. And the white sea's foam from sea to shining sea from the fruited plain and the orange desert through the perilous fire and shadowy forests... Past the heavy rivers so deep and in the dark caves so ominous.
"Arg! When was the last time Kuwabara mowed his damn lawn! Iswear, he needs to clean this thing too!" Yusuke growled.
And oddly enough, we found Shigure. I've gotta wonder how he got through all this crap Kuwabara has in his backyard...
"So, Shigure, what'd you do with my hairspray?" Raizen growled.
"Why the hell would I need hair spray anyway!" Shigure growled.
"You don't know what hair spray is?" Yusuke asked.
Shigure nodded. "Is that bad?"
"Ugh, nevermind. Hiei, where's Mukuro?" Kurama asked. "Hiei?"
"The cheeseball's probably still at the office," Yusuke responded. "Come on."
"Cheeseball? Isn't that a '70's music group?"
Mukuro/ Hiei/ Whoever
They all walked into the office. It was dark, except for the TV. Mukuro was watching Gravitation. (Maki Murakami owns...)
"Hey, Mukuro. In two chapters in a row for any reason at all?" Kurama asked.
"My TV broke the other day," Mukuro said.
"So why don't you fix it?" Yusuke replied.
Hissssssssssssss...
"Uh, where's Hiei?"
"In the closet."
"And why is he in the closet?"
"I think he's making out with your broom."
O.O "Uh... Nevermind then..."
"And no, I didn't steal the hairspray."
"Let's find Yomi now," Kurama said.
Yusuke was staring at Yuki and Shuichi. O.O
"YUSUKE!"
"Right!"
Yomi
The group of three walked to a door.
"You can't go in there," the secretary said.
"Watch me!" Raizen growled. He opened the door and crashed into a brick wall.
"That's what I said, hon'. You gotta use the other door."
"Fine!"
"Hey! You need an appointment!"
"Watch me go in! Besides, you don't have an appointment book!"
"Open up!" Yusuke cried and broke the door.
Yomi, however, didn't hear this. He was dancing like a robot to electonic music.
Everyone stared.
Yomi suddenly noticed everyone. "EGADS! Haven't you people heard of knocking!"
"I demand my hair spray!" Raizen growled.
"So what if I do have it? What're you gonna do about it?"
Raizen pulled out a camera. "I'll post your dance on the internet!"
Gasp! "Fine! It's in the back cabinet."
"One question," Yusuke broke in.
"What?" Yomi asked.
"Why did you steal Raizen's hair spray?" Kurama asked.
"I dunno, put it in the X- files!"
"Ugh... I hate the stupid X- files," Yusuke growled.
"What's the X- files?" Kurama asked.
End Case 13
"Hey!" Kurama growled.
wOOt! Lucky 13.
Yayness! Can't think of what to say... I appreciate all the reviews! Oh and...
"Did you know there's this thing where you can write to your favorite voice actor and he'll sign the letter and give it back?"
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