Hi again. Uh... Still can't think. I gave up on the surprise cause I can't think of what to put in it... Oh and...
Shioro fainted. (Or something like that...) Shioro? Who's Shioro? And what are they donig to Kurama! (See chapter 4)
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Yusuke the Detective
Case 14: Yusuke's Gel
Kurama was alone in the office that morning. He spent his time alone sweeping the floor, something he couldn't do with Yusuke there to run around and spread the dust anymore than he already did, as he hummed to himself.
The door creaked.
Kurama looked around and shrugged when he saw no one was there.
It creaked some more. SLAM!
"Meep!" Kurama squeaked and walked to the door. "Is there anyone there?"
No answer.
Kurama shrugged again and continued his chore. (...I'm making Kurama sound like a house wife.) He turned around. "HOLY CRAP! Yusuke, where's you come from!"
Yusuke growled.
"...Yusuke, why are you dressed like Golem from Lord of the Rings?"
"Need... Gel..."
"Ugh! Yusuke, you went through plenty of episodes without gel! And dress like a normal person!"
Yusuke, by some unknown force, suddenly was dressed like Sherlock Holmes. "Fine, but Kurama, I need you help!"
"Sure... Now you need the side kick... What's with you?"
"I lost my gel!"
Ten Seconds Later...
Yusuke found himself locked out of the office. "Waah! Kurama, let me in!" He pounded on the door.
"What the hell are you doing?" Hiei asked.
"Kurama threw me out!" Yusuke whined.
Hiei sweatdropped. 'I'm not gonna ask...'
Yusuke pounded on it some more. "Lemme in!"
"Whatever." Hiei started to walk away. "That's why you need to carry a key to your office."
That was when it clicked in my mind to steal Hiei's keys.
Hiei hissed at him. Evil aura, evil aura.
Yikes! Or maybe not...
Hiei continued walking. (Insert "Boulavard of Broken Dreams" here. Man, I'm an idiot.)
Yusuke tip toed after him.
He looked over his shoulder, the "He" being Hiei for those of you who are confused.
Yusuke froze, a deer-in-the-head lights look on his face.
He shrugged and was on his way again.
Tip toe, tip toe.
Stop.
Freeze.
He walked faster.
Tip toe, tip toe.
Hiei ran.
"GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Kurama opened the door. "Why's everybody yelling?" He watched what was happening.
Yusuke pounced on Hiei. "Gimme my keys! ...And my gel!"
"I don't have any keys, you retard! And why would I have your gel?" Hiei growled.
"Because you're crazy! Crazy like a fox! Mukuro is wearing off on you!"
"Then, ask Mukuro if she's such a crazy bitch!"
"No, because your closer!"
Then, Hiei did something so unpredictable that even I couldn't predict it. It was just beyond my imagination... And I don't mean like flying on a flying carpet to the moon, slaying dragons unicorns there, and coming home to fairies! Wow, the things you people come up with...
And Hiei... Kissed Yusuke.
Kurama got freakled out and ran back into the office.
Hiei ran away, screaming. (I guess Yusuke didn't eat his breath mints this morning...)
Yusuke was sitting there. Now he is mildly confused... Just like the writer of this fanfic.
One day at therapy...
"I dunno, it kinda felt right... Anyway, I gotta find my gel. See ya!" Yusuke walked out.
"Okay!" The therapist, Sensui, waved with a smile.
The paitent, Kamiya (or Doctor for those who don't remember), asked, "Who was that?"
"I dunno, some weird kid. ...Haha!"
'That accent... It's like Speed Racer...' Kamiya thought.
When he got back to the office...
Kurama was still cleaning the office. Is it spring already?
"Yusuke, why is there all this crap (lol) in this cabnet?" Kurama pointed at the cabinet filled with lint and floss.
"That's my garbage cabinet!" Yusuke replied.
"Yusuke, that's why they invented the trash can."
"So?"
Kurama sighed and cleaned the offensive cabinet. "There. Now you can fit the X- files in there."
"What about the rest on the files?"
"Leave them where they are! Let's see... X- file A..." Kurama reached over.
Yusuke quickly grabbed the fox's wrist. "Don't you dare... If You touch that file, you'll never see the light of day again, Shuichi Minamino/ Youko Kurama."
"Ehh... Never mind then! File one: Hiei's Sword!"
Kurama began to think. 'Why can't I look, or even touch the X- files? I file everything else... Or maybe it has to do with the whales in space...' Eye shift. 'Yes, it has to be the whales in space or what if... Yusuke's an alien!' (O.O)
"What's with you?" Yusuke asked the spazzing red head.
"EVIL FLYING MONKEYS ARE ATTACKING MARS! ALERT THE TEENAGE MUTANT GRASSHOPPERS!" Kurama screamed.
Hiei started singing kareoke. "We get it almost everynight
When that moon gets big and bright
It was supernatural delight
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight..." He continued singing.
"Is it me or am I the only sane person here?" Yusuke asked.
Hiei was still singing. "Everybody here is outta site.
They don't bark and they don't bite
They keep things loose. They keep things light
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight."
Kurama was dancing like Snoopy. "This is my only defense!"
"This is getting off topic. I still need my gel!" Yusuke growled.
The two demons looked at the Detective. "So?"
"I really need it! And I'd seriously scream if it was you Hiei."
Kurama sighed and walked to a drawer. "Here." He pulled the bottle from Yusuke's desk and threw it to him.
"My gel!" Insert hearts.
"Right..." Kurama went back to filing.
"I'm bored..." Hiei started to walk to the closet.
"Don't you dare make out with my broom!" Yusuke growled.
Later...
Hiei and Mukuro were watching "Gravitation."
Hiei commented, "I once kissed Yusuke Urameshi. He needed a breath mint."
Mukuro stared. Scoot away, scoot away.
End Case 14
What is Hiei doing in the closet? To tell you the truth, he's reading scary stories. ...And some manga he borrowed from Mukuro. It's possible.
Notes:
1. Boulavard (sp?) of Broken Dreams is completely owned by Green Day.
2. Hiei was singing "Dancing in the moonlight" (or something like that...). I don't own that. It was... Whoever made it first. The only I know for sure who remade it was Baha Men...
Why was Shigure gay? Who knows! But you know... I bet he keeps random pictures of Hiei somewhere... I'm protect you Hiei!
Hiei: O.O -- Whatever.
And wOOt for Gravitation! However... I'm sorry but this won't become a shounen ai. Seriously. I may do one fis like that in the future but for Yusuke and Hiei and Kurama's sake, it won't happen!
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