Zypher: I actually got reviews. I'm happy now. Thanks to those that have reviewed and here the next chapter filled with even more chaos and a hyper Zero.
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Megaman X Parodies
Chapter 2
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In Giga City, the Rebellion Army was causing destruction and chaos but X was there to do something about it...
Right...hehe...WRONG!
-In the MHHQ-
Diamond: X, you know that the Rebellion Army is causing destruction to Giga City, right?
X: Yeah but I'm not going out there.
Diamond: Why not?
X: Not my problem anymore.
Diamond: -fuming- That's a stupid excuse. Get your butt out there.
X: -stands up and crosses arms- No.
-She growls and was about to do something physical to him if Zero didn't jump in from gods know where and landed on her-
Zero: -hyper- Wait! I can do something! I can stop the Liberon Army!
Diamond: No! First off your hyper...wait, hyper?! Who in their right mind gave Zero sugar?!
-In another part of the base, Nana was giggling to herself, holding a half full bag that was filled with chocolate and other sweets-
Diamond: By all means when I get my hands on whoever gave you sugar... -mumbles death threats under her breath-
Zero: Come on Diamond, please! I promise I'll kill them all!
Diamond: NO! That just makes things worse! With you being hyper, you might practically kill off the whole town! X get out there and get working on those maverick rejects or I'll throw you out a window.
Axl: -walks in- And she'll do it. You know that, I know that, Zero knows that, everyone in base know that, the mavericks...
Diamond: We get it Axl.
X: -starts acting like a stubborn child- No, I don't wanna! I don't wanna! I don't...
Diamond: X, GET OUT THERE BEFORE I TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND SWITCH YOUR THINKING CHIP WITH THAT OF DATA'S!
X: -gulps and nods before running out, hitting the wall beside the door a few times before finally getting out-
Diamond: -looks up to Zero- And you...get off me or no more sugar.
Zero: -gasps- How dare you try to take away my one true happiness! You happiness killer!
Diamond: -sighs- Ok then, how about this. If I let you go out and help X with the Rebellion, not Liberon, Army, will you not fall on top of me or beg me for candy for three weeks.
-Zero nods his head enthusiastically-
Diamond: Alright then, get moving.
-Zero jumps off her back and rushes out in a line of fire, literally-
Axl: -brings out flame extinguisher and fans out the flames- Shouldn't you go after him?
Diamond: -sitting on the couch reading the newspaper- Only when he causes destruction that can knock over a building.
-In the city, Epsilon and the mavericks were destroying things and laughing their heads off just for kicks-
Epsilon: Yes, keep destroying! Destroy everything in sight!
Wild Jango: Why are we still here doing this?
Epsilon: Because I have nothing better to do now keep destroying!
-X finally arrives but trips, causing everyone to look at him-
Mach Jentra: Is he dead?
Epsilon: Hopefully yes.
X: -gets back up- In the name of the Maverick hunters, I advise you to stop what you're doing.
Botos: And what are you going to do to stop us?
X: I have no clue at the moment.
Ferham: That's pathetic. What are you, a war hating wimp?
X: I'm not a war hating wimp!
Silver Horn: I bet you are.
X: I'm not!
-Zero rushes in and tackles him down-
Zero: -brings out Z-saber- I'm ready to fight! Whose wants to be my first victim!
-They screamed like little girls, except for Ferham and Epsilon, and started scrambling around trying to run off somewhere to hide-
Dr. Psyche: Watch yourself! It's the crazy one who never dies!
Zero: I'm not crazy, just mentally unstable and on a sugar high.
X: -face in the street because of Zero standing on him- I agree with them now will you get off me!
-Zero steps off and X jumps back up-
X: Now, why don't you all leave and pretend this never happened.
Epsilon: How about no, the Rebellion Army will take this city as its own and rule over these defenseless people!
Zero: Not if I have a say in the matter! -charges in with a battle cry-
Mach Jentra: -floats over and whacks him upside the head with his staff, efficiently knocking him out-
X: Well, that sucked. -stays silent before running off, crying mommy, back to HQ-
-They all watched him go before Epsilon commanded them to continue on with their destruction-
-Back at HQ-
X: -runs in but trips again- Diamond! I need your help!
Diamond: -looks over to him- You suck at defeating mavericks now, aren't you?
X: -stays silent but nods slowly-
Diamond: -sighs and gets up- Alright then, I might as well go since we do need to retrieve Zero. -walks out, dragging X behind her-
-Back in Giga City, the destruction commence with Zero tied to a pole, still unconscious-
Epsilon: See! No one will stop us and the Rebellion will rule over this pathetic planet!
Diamond: Not if I have a say in it!
-They looked over to see her standing there with X cowering behind her-
Diamond: -looks back to him- X, get away from behind me.
X: -comes out from behind her and looks to them-
Diamond: Anyways, I demand you all leave now.
Epsilon: And what if we don't leave?
Diamond: Then I will turn you all into scrap metal and throw them all into the Lagrano Ruins.
Epsilon: You make a good argument but we're not leaving. Botos, Ferham, get rid of them.
Ferham: Our pleasure.
-They both rush in to attack them-
Diamond: -brings out her saber- X, can I trust you to go and get Zero and wake him up.
X: Yes.
Diamond: Alright then, go get him! -emits similar Xena battle cry and charges in after Ferham and Botos-
X: Man, she's good at that. -runs towards the pole Zero was held on and unties him- Zero, wake up! We need your help!
Zero: -still unconscious-
X: Come on Zero, wake up! -slaps him-
Zero: -jumps up and punches X in the face- I'm back! -brings out Z-saber and mauls the other mavericks-
Diamond: -makes quick work of Ferham and Botos-
Epsilon: -looks to them- I think I hear my mother calling. -runs off-
Diamond: Well, that was easier than expected. -she was then tackled down by Zero-
Zero: See! I told you I wouldn't harm a thing! Only the mavericks!
Diamond: Ok, I'll believe you this time but that does mean I will trust you to be alone.
Zero: Squee! -stand up, bringing her with him and gives her a big hug, almost choking her- I have a new happiness now and I will never let you go!
Diamond: God dang it I will kill whoever gave him sugar. I'm glad he will forget all about this once the sugar leave out of his system.
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Zypher: But will that be true? Find out in the next chapter. Hoped you liked and will leave a review. See you soon.
