Zypher: I actually got reviews. I'm happy now. Thanks to those that have reviewed and here the next chapter filled with even more chaos and a hyper Zero.

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Megaman X Parodies

Chapter 2

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In Giga City, the Rebellion Army was causing destruction and chaos but X was there to do something about it...

Right...hehe...WRONG!

-In the MHHQ-

Diamond: X, you know that the Rebellion Army is causing destruction to Giga City, right?

X: Yeah but I'm not going out there.

Diamond: Why not?

X: Not my problem anymore.

Diamond: -fuming- That's a stupid excuse. Get your butt out there.

X: -stands up and crosses arms- No.

-She growls and was about to do something physical to him if Zero didn't jump in from gods know where and landed on her-

Zero: -hyper- Wait! I can do something! I can stop the Liberon Army!

Diamond: No! First off your hyper...wait, hyper?! Who in their right mind gave Zero sugar?!

-In another part of the base, Nana was giggling to herself, holding a half full bag that was filled with chocolate and other sweets-

Diamond: By all means when I get my hands on whoever gave you sugar... -mumbles death threats under her breath-

Zero: Come on Diamond, please! I promise I'll kill them all!

Diamond: NO! That just makes things worse! With you being hyper, you might practically kill off the whole town! X get out there and get working on those maverick rejects or I'll throw you out a window.

Axl: -walks in- And she'll do it. You know that, I know that, Zero knows that, everyone in base know that, the mavericks...

Diamond: We get it Axl.

X: -starts acting like a stubborn child- No, I don't wanna! I don't wanna! I don't...

Diamond: X, GET OUT THERE BEFORE I TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND SWITCH YOUR THINKING CHIP WITH THAT OF DATA'S!

X: -gulps and nods before running out, hitting the wall beside the door a few times before finally getting out-

Diamond: -looks up to Zero- And you...get off me or no more sugar.

Zero: -gasps- How dare you try to take away my one true happiness! You happiness killer!

Diamond: -sighs- Ok then, how about this. If I let you go out and help X with the Rebellion, not Liberon, Army, will you not fall on top of me or beg me for candy for three weeks.

-Zero nods his head enthusiastically-

Diamond: Alright then, get moving.

-Zero jumps off her back and rushes out in a line of fire, literally-

Axl: -brings out flame extinguisher and fans out the flames- Shouldn't you go after him?

Diamond: -sitting on the couch reading the newspaper- Only when he causes destruction that can knock over a building.

-In the city, Epsilon and the mavericks were destroying things and laughing their heads off just for kicks-

Epsilon: Yes, keep destroying! Destroy everything in sight!

Wild Jango: Why are we still here doing this?

Epsilon: Because I have nothing better to do now keep destroying!

-X finally arrives but trips, causing everyone to look at him-

Mach Jentra: Is he dead?

Epsilon: Hopefully yes.

X: -gets back up- In the name of the Maverick hunters, I advise you to stop what you're doing.

Botos: And what are you going to do to stop us?

X: I have no clue at the moment.

Ferham: That's pathetic. What are you, a war hating wimp?

X: I'm not a war hating wimp!

Silver Horn: I bet you are.

X: I'm not!

-Zero rushes in and tackles him down-

Zero: -brings out Z-saber- I'm ready to fight! Whose wants to be my first victim!

-They screamed like little girls, except for Ferham and Epsilon, and started scrambling around trying to run off somewhere to hide-

Dr. Psyche: Watch yourself! It's the crazy one who never dies!

Zero: I'm not crazy, just mentally unstable and on a sugar high.

X: -face in the street because of Zero standing on him- I agree with them now will you get off me!

-Zero steps off and X jumps back up-

X: Now, why don't you all leave and pretend this never happened.

Epsilon: How about no, the Rebellion Army will take this city as its own and rule over these defenseless people!

Zero: Not if I have a say in the matter! -charges in with a battle cry-

Mach Jentra: -floats over and whacks him upside the head with his staff, efficiently knocking him out-

X: Well, that sucked. -stays silent before running off, crying mommy, back to HQ-

-They all watched him go before Epsilon commanded them to continue on with their destruction-

-Back at HQ-

X: -runs in but trips again- Diamond! I need your help!

Diamond: -looks over to him- You suck at defeating mavericks now, aren't you?

X: -stays silent but nods slowly-

Diamond: -sighs and gets up- Alright then, I might as well go since we do need to retrieve Zero. -walks out, dragging X behind her-

-Back in Giga City, the destruction commence with Zero tied to a pole, still unconscious-

Epsilon: See! No one will stop us and the Rebellion will rule over this pathetic planet!

Diamond: Not if I have a say in it!

-They looked over to see her standing there with X cowering behind her-

Diamond: -looks back to him- X, get away from behind me.

X: -comes out from behind her and looks to them-

Diamond: Anyways, I demand you all leave now.

Epsilon: And what if we don't leave?

Diamond: Then I will turn you all into scrap metal and throw them all into the Lagrano Ruins.

Epsilon: You make a good argument but we're not leaving. Botos, Ferham, get rid of them.

Ferham: Our pleasure.

-They both rush in to attack them-

Diamond: -brings out her saber- X, can I trust you to go and get Zero and wake him up.

X: Yes.

Diamond: Alright then, go get him! -emits similar Xena battle cry and charges in after Ferham and Botos-

X: Man, she's good at that. -runs towards the pole Zero was held on and unties him- Zero, wake up! We need your help!

Zero: -still unconscious-

X: Come on Zero, wake up! -slaps him-

Zero: -jumps up and punches X in the face- I'm back! -brings out Z-saber and mauls the other mavericks-

Diamond: -makes quick work of Ferham and Botos-

Epsilon: -looks to them- I think I hear my mother calling. -runs off-

Diamond: Well, that was easier than expected. -she was then tackled down by Zero-

Zero: See! I told you I wouldn't harm a thing! Only the mavericks!

Diamond: Ok, I'll believe you this time but that does mean I will trust you to be alone.

Zero: Squee! -stand up, bringing her with him and gives her a big hug, almost choking her- I have a new happiness now and I will never let you go!

Diamond: God dang it I will kill whoever gave him sugar. I'm glad he will forget all about this once the sugar leave out of his system.

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Zypher: But will that be true? Find out in the next chapter. Hoped you liked and will leave a review. See you soon.