Murrh... I wasn't feeling all that great last week. My PE team was pissing me off. Well, at least that's over. Sigh. I gotta think of what to do when the fanfic ends. It'd probably be thirty cases long or something like that. I dunno how this'll end. I don't want it to end!

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'Thought'

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Yusuke the Detective

Case 15: Mukuro's... Carboard Box?

Yawn... I'm sleepy... Well, at least there's no cases today. It's times like this when I wonder what the grim reapers do in their free time...

Spirit World

Some grim reapers and ogres were sitting around a table.

A grim reaper growled, "I'm tired of playing scrabble!"

An ogre growled back, "That's all I have!"

"Same here," another sighed.

"I wish I brought cards..." a grim reaper grumbled.

Botan walked into the room. "I know, let's play Life!" They all agreed.

Yusuke's Office Again (Blind Game Again!)

Kurama was sleeping in his ice chest.

That was when she came.

Mukuro broke the door. (No one likes Yusuke's door so they break it... Sorry Yusuke's door.) Evil aura, evil aura...

"HOLY CRAP! What're you doin' here!" Yusuke gasped.

"I lost something," she growled.

"O... Okay but is that a reason to break the door. I swear, why do you people have to be so damn violent?"

Tohma Seguchi appeared, "I lost my hat!"

"Go to your own damn anime! Free loaders..." Kurama growled.

"I lost my marbles," Karasu announced.

"Well, Karasu, look in the next chapter because, unfortunately, I DON"T CARE!" Yusuke cried.

Karasu cried and ran out.

"Whatever, so what you lose?"

Mukuro sweated a little, her eye twitched. "My cardboardbox." Twitch.

"I what! Hiei lives in a cardboard box!"

Kurama looked at a box in the corner with a sign that says "NO GIRLS ALLOWED!"

"That sign is new," Yusuke pointed out.

"Well, at least it keeps the fangirls away..."

Fangirl one squealed, "Ooh! It's Hiei's house!"

Fangirl two pouted, "We can't go in."

"Why not?"

"That sign says 'No girls allowed.' "

"Aw, darn!"

"...So why do you need that box, to get started," Yusuke asked.

"Why does it matter?" Mukuro asked.

O.O "You're right..."

Hiei came out of his "house".

"Hiei, did you steal Mukuro's cardboard box?" Yusuke asked.

"Why would I wanna steal a stupid cardboard box? It had to be one of your weird minion (or however you spell it.) type creature things. I mean, a cardboard boxcould stick out like a sore thumb in a giant beetle...BUG thing," he responded.

"You gotta admit he's got a point there," Kurama replied.

"But that's still not an alibi. It's just a serving suggestion," Yusuke said.

'Does this dumb ass know what he's talking about?' Mukuro sweatdropped.

"What do you mean by that?" Kurama asked.

"It means like it sounds," Yusuke said.

"It sounds perverted," Hiei growled.

"Does it...? AUGH!"

Kurama started to dance to "No Style" by Kinya Kotani.

"But, really, why do you need that box?" Yusuke asked Mukuro. "I mean, I have like a hundred boxes here."

"Well, I have stuff in there," Mukuro replied.

Kurama who was still dancing, asked, "Stuff? What kind of stuff?"

No answer.

"Love Stuff", also by Kinya Kotani, started playing.

'Dare I say it?' Mukuro asked herself. And, after a long silence, she replied, "...Love stuff."

Yusuke stared. "Uh... Come again? Do you mean like... Uh... Gravitation DVDs?"

"Lemme guess, yaoi stuff," Hiei replied sacastically. Mukuro got mad and threw him out the window.

"He was kidding, right?" Kurama asked.

"...Oaky! There's a puppy in there!" she finally admited.

"A puppy! Really!"

"N... Yeah."

"A puppy!" Yusuke gasped. "Okay, we're on the case! We just.. Oh, forget it."

Later

Well, this sucks.

"Okay, if you were Mukuro's puppy, where would you be?"

"Uh.. Yusuke, that's not..."

"SHE HAS A PUPPY YOU... FOX! GET OVER IT! I KNOW, I SAW HER AS A CAT PERSON TOO BUT YOU NEED TO ANSWER, WATSON!"

"...Uh..."

Hiei, appeared, "What's happening?"

"Where'd you come from?" Yusuke asked.

Hiei pointed to a trash can.

"And what were you doing in there?" Yusuke asked.

"Some surfer guy threw me in there."

"Right... Any idea where Mukuro's puppy is?"

"Puppy? I thought she lost her box of.."

"Since when do you think! She said she lost a puppy so therefore, it is our job to find who stole it."

"You realize she doesn't have a puppy right?"

"Eh? Well, it's a good learning expeience. So, what's in her box?"

"...I bet it's yaoi."

"It could be a sedimentary rock collection," Kurama suggested.

Yusuke and Hiei raised their eyebrows.

"Or what if she were really a theif and she kept all her loot in there?"

"I'm sure you know all about that kind of stuff..." Yusuke sighed.

But it's possible. That is unless, she were a murderer and she kept the victim's heads in there... Or their fingers... What a demented soul.

"Or worse, it could be an embarassing photo of me at the Christmas party..." Hiei's eyes narrowed. "The truth must be revealed!" He ran away.

"Hey, Kurama, what'd he do at the Christmas party?" Yusuke asked.

"Dunno," Kurama answered.

"We must brainstorm with..." Yusuke pulled out a microphone and keyboards, and Kurama pulled out a guitar. "...Music! Hit it!" Some music played. "Just a small town girl

Livin' in a lonely world

She took the midnight train goin' anywhere...

"Just a city boy

Born and raised in south Detroit

He took the midnight train goin' anywhere..." Insert Kurama's guitar solo.

"I'm sittin' in a smo-key room

Smell of cigarettes and cheap perfume

Fought a smile, they can share the night..."

'This is what I get for being the side kick,' Kurama thought.

Ten Minutes Later...

Hiei returned. Yusuke was singing "All Right!" by... His Japanese voice actor. I don't remember his damn name. Kurama is now dancing to "Spicy Maramalade" by Kinya Kotani.

"I found it!" Hiei announced.

Kurama, who was still dancing, asked, "Really? Where was it?"

"Shigure hid it in Kuwabara's backyard."

Yusuke fininshed his song. "Let's see what's in it."

Hiei lifted the lid, and indeed, the box was filled with yaoi stuff. Yusuke walked to a trash can and threw up.

"How can you handle looking at that?" Yusuke asked from the can.

Hiei pulled out a shoe box. "This is what she hid in there..." He opened the box.

"What...? A string...?" Kurama asked.

Mukuro came out of nowhere. "What're you doing?"

"There's you... Barbra Stiesand? String!" Yusuke gasped.

"My secret box? That's what I put in there."

"Ugh, I'm not gonna ask."

Now we can say case closed and WTF!

"I'm off now." Mukuro walked away with her box.

"I was scaring myself over a piece of string..." Hiei sighed. "Now I know how Kuwabara feels..." He walked away.

"Nothing makes sense anymore..." Yusuke sobbed.

"...Wanna spit on old man Jenkins and throw rocks at the old florist down on Wilson Way?" Kurama asked.

"Cool! Yeah!"

Two Hours Later... (Mukuro)

Mukuro walked into a random room, her eyes shifting. She locked the door and lifted the box lid. "Good thing they didn't pull the string to opent the secret compartment of my scret box to get an embarassing photo of Hiei at the Christmas party!" She laughed out loud.

Her minion things looked around, "What a loon'."

Hiei

Hiei sneeezed. "Wow, someone must be talking about me. I hope she's hot."

...Why does something tell me something weird is going on here?

End Case 15

Don't own anything here. Mukuro has to be a cat person. I can't see her with a dog. Hiei, however, does want a dog. He wants one that will listen to him and obey him. Cats listen, but they don't give a crap about it.

I appreciate your reviews Writing Woman, and Kuronue, according to the second movie (which sucked in the English version and was pretty good in the Japanese... At least they used the original actors in the Japanese version...), was Kurama's partner when he was still Youko. Pretty much he dies while they were doing a robbery or whastever word goes with it.

Why did they show Mukuro naked? That is a simple question. You see, after Ruka was gone, Togashi couldn't draw that much "Skin" on his women because we all know they aren't sluts. He oringinally wanted Mukuro to be a guy but at the last minute he said it would be a great plot twist if it turned out he was a she so decided to show Mukuro's "meat" to prove it so his readers won't say, "How do you know Mukuro's a chick?" That my friens in the (Un) official explaination. (NOT REALLY.)

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