Yay! Halloween is almost here! I wanna cos-play but I can't I guess I'll just go as someone from some other anime...
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Yusuke the Detective
Case 16: Yomi's Lava Lamp
Ugh... Another hot day. If I'm lucky, I won't get any cases...
Yomi burst into the room.
...Which I'm not.
"Kurama... Was it you?" Yomi growled.
"Was what me?" Kurama asked.
"The lava lamp..."
"You broke the door just because you lost a stupid lava lamp! Why the helll do you need one anyway!" Yusuke growled.
"No one must know..." Yomi's eyes shifted.
Why the hell are all the Demon World kings crazy? ...Well, queen if you wanna get techincal with Mukuro. ctually I had some thoughts the other day about Mukuro. Why did everyone mistake her for a guy? I mean, is she like flat- chested or something? Come to think of it, why is she appearing all the time all of a sudden? Is she stalking Hiei, who also appears a whole bunch of times?
"Well, give me one reason to find your lava lamp," Yusuke said.
Yomi pulled out a Michael Bolton CD.
"So?"
Yomi pulled out a Dragon Ball GT DVD.
Yusuke began to sweat. "Ehh..."
He pulled out a DVD player and was about yo put the disk in when Yusuke cried, "Okay!"
"So you'll do it?" Yomi asked.
"Yeah, just step to the side a bit... Yeah, to the left..." Yusuke pushed a button.
Yomi fell down a hole.
"And stay outta the office!"
Ten Miutes Later...
Yusuke walked into the bathroom. It sounded like something was coming out of the toilet.
Yusuke kicked a door open. "HA! I caught you...! Kuronue?"
"Boo! I am the toilet ghost..." Kuronue said.
Yusuke slammed the door shut and kicked the next stall shut. "I caught you this time! ...Hiei? What're you doing in here?"
"Some elf bastard threw me in here and tried to flush me down... I'm dizzy... I feel sick..." Hiei gasped for air.
"Who was it?"
"I can't remember..." He flopped out. "Need... Atmosphere..." He passed out. "Let me know if you see a radio shack."
Yusuke's eyes shifted. "I'm paranoid." He turned around. "Holy crap! What're you doin' in here!"
And oddly enough, Mukuro was sitting on the sink, reading a book. "...Reading."
"Well, go to your own sign!"
"I can't..."
"Why the hell not!"
"I'm confused..."
O.o o.O O.O Yusuke ran out.
Five minutes later... (Laundry room)
"Yusuke!" Kurama cried to Yusuke who was in a fetal position in the corner. "What's wrong with you?"
"I don't know... I just don't know..." Yusuke mumbled.
Yomi fell through the cieling. "So that's where that hole goes to. Anyway... Now I need a lava lamp in place of the one you broke."
Yusuke waved around a pansy. "Get away you primate!"
"I resent that..." Kurama growled.
The phone suddenly rang.
Yusuke answered it. "What?"
Karasu growled. "Gimme my marbles!"
"No!" He hung up.
Ring.
Answer. "What?"
"Give me my marbles!"
"N..."
"Gimme!"
"No."
"GIMME THEM!"
"NOOOOOO!" Hang up.
Ring... Yusuke ignored it.
Kurama answered it. "Hello?"
"Yomi? What'd you do to your voice?" Raizen asked.
"It's Kurama."
"Put Yomi on the phone."
Yomi got on the phone. "You broke my lava lamp?"
"Yeah and I won't give you another one til you give me my light brites! I'm not Rai! ...Or am I?"
"About the..."
Raizen hung up.
That was weird. No use throwing me into this one.
"No! I still need my lamp!" Yomi growled.
"Whatever!" Yusuke growled.
"I do!"
"I'll look for it if you step to the side a little... Yeah a little to the left... No... To the right a bit... There!" Yusuke pushed the same button.
Yomi fell down the same hole. "Daaaammmmmnnnn yooooooooooooooouuuuuu..."
"I love my job more than I love taffy..."
And I'm a man who loves his taffy.
Yusuke jumped into a giant tub of melted taffy. "This rocks!"
"I'm not gonna ask," Kurama sighed when the phone rang.
Kurama answered it, "Yeah?"
"I sold your lava lamp on e-bay, too," Raizen hung up.
"Yusuke, Raizen sold the lamp on e-bay," Kurama said.
"Shh... I'm in my happy place..." Yusuke's eyes were watery.
"Ugh... Screw it."
Two hours Later...
Yusuke is now out of the taffy and sleeping on the laundry room floor.
Kuronue appeared again. "Hey, Yusuke! I'm the washer ghost ghost now! Boo..." Insert weird finger gesture.
Yusuke rolled over and sucked his thumb. He suddenly woke up. Kurama was standing over him.
"You suck your thumb?" Kurama asked.
"...? Whatever! What do you want?" he growled.
"The keys to the closet in your office."
Yusuke handed him the keys to the closet.
Back to the office!
Shigure, Mukuro, Hiei, and Raizen were all sitting around the lava lamp in the closet. "Ooh... The colors..."
"I thought someone flushed down the toilet," Kurama said to Hiei.
"That's why they aren't here," Hiei growled.
"Is that Yomi's lava lamp?"
Shigure answered, "Yeah."
Long silence.
"Can I join you?"
"Are you Yomi?" Mukuro asked.
"No."
"Have you ever been Yomi?" Raizen asked, despite stares.
"No."
"Sure."
What... Wait I gotta take this call...
A femine voice asked, "Have you seen.."
Karasu. We all know that's you.
"DAMN IT!"
What the hell just happened?
End case 16
Yay. Wild Wind is playing!
lol Mukuro didn't get to me as a yoai person either. I do see her as more of a cat person. But she acts like she wants a dog. Hiei, too. I guess that's why I didn't get many creviews. Oh well. My loyal reviewers... (hug) (Master-of-mustard, I told Yayo about your idea. She cracked up.) I think this will be thirty chapters.
...After this I'll post a AU fic. I'll just leave you hanging on the idea. Hope you read... When it's posted. Depends on when this ends.
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