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Megaman X Parodies
Chapter 4
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-In HQ, all was quiet, wait...normally it's not that quiet. That means something is wrong-
Zero: -silent-
X: Does anyone know what wrong with him? Normally he someone to talk a lot.
Axl: I heard that Diamond took out his voice chip cause she was getting tired of him following her around, talking about nonsense.
X: Oh, that must've been painful.
Diamond: -comes in- No, not really. I did it while he was sleeping. Everyone knows he sleeps like a rock.
Zero: -pouts and walks off somewhere-
Axl: How long are you planning to keep him from talking?
Diamond: For a good while or at least until I expect him to stop coming after me again.
Axl: I have a feeling that will be a while.
-A week later-
Diamond: -reading a book-
Axl: -standing beside her- Never left you alone.
Diamond: Never left me alone.
-Two weeks later-
X: Still after you?
Diamond: Yep.
-Three weeks later-
-HQ being attacked-
Epsilon: We will take over this puny base and then have control over the city!
X: And who will back you up with that.
Epsilon: -realizes he was alone- God dang it, those stupid mavericks left me. Be right back. -rushes out-
Fighters: -watched as he left before they went back to what they were doing-
Axl: Hey, did anyone see Zero lately?
X: No.
Diamond: No.
Spider: No.
Nana: Probably.
Axl: Where?
Nana: Don't remember.
Diamond: Well that was dumb. How could you forget? Do you at least remember how long it was when you last saw him.
Nana: 10 minutes ago.
Diamond: And you forgot that fast.
Nana: -nods-
-Diamond whacks her over the head with the blunt side of her saber-
Diamond: My god you're forgetful. While we have the time, we need to go look for Zero. We all know he's the key to beating the mavericks in about a minute. We need to find him!
Axl: Diamond, this is the first time you're willing to be within three feet of him.
Diamond: -glares at him- Shut it.
-They all spread out, trying to find Zero but to no luck-
X: For a fact that he was seen only 10 minutes ago, he moves fast.
Diamond: Or he's probably in the same place and it was Nana who walked for 10 minutes just to be where we were.
X: Good point -walks in another direction-
Diamond: And I wonder why he was coming with me when everyone else left in another direction.
-They continued to look around the base until Diamond finally found him-
Diamond: I had to be the one to find him didn't I?
Zero: -looks up at her, clearly saying what he wanted-
Diamond: Zero, we need you to help take care of a few mavericks, again.
Zero: -looks skeptical-
Diamond: -eye twitching- You want your voice back before you agree to help, don't you?
Zero: -nods-
Diamond: -sighs- This won't take long.
-Diamond inserts his voice chip-
Zero: Finally, I can talk again!
Diamond: That all hunky dory and all but Epsilon will be back anytime soon with some mavericks so we need to...
Zero: -pounces on her- Don't worry, I'll take care of those pesky mavericks and then I can talk to you all day!
Diamond: I knew something bad was going to happen once I gave him his speech privileges back.
-They made their way back to where they were supposed to be waiting for Epsilon and only saw that she, Zero, Nana (who was still unconscious after the blow Diamond gave her) and Spider was still there.-
Diamond: Where is everyone else?
Spider: Probably got lost somewhere in HQ.
Diamond: HOW CAN THEY GET LOST IN A PLACE THEY BEEN IN FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG!?
Spider: Hey, this is a parody. Anything can happen.
Diamond: Oh yeah, good point.
-Was silent for a while-
Diamond: SPIDER, GO AND FIND THEM!
Spider: Y-yes Ma'am!
-Spider runs off-
Diamond: Well, that was easy.
Epsilon: Yeah, and this battle will be easier.
Zero: Oh really?
Epsilon: Oh no, not you again.
Zero: -pulls out saber- Yes me and I'm ready to kick some maverick butt.
Epsilon: Uh, well. I think we have something to do, bye!
-He and the mavericks run off and a cloud of smoke-
Diamond: One of these days we're just going to pin you as our secret weapon against mavericks.
Zero: I know. Ever since I beat the stuffing out of butt-face, no maverick would try to go against me, thinking I'll become maverick again.
Diamond: Yeah and that might prevent us from coming anywhere near you because of that fear.
Zero: Don't say that, you know I won't attack you guys.
Diamond: Yeah, and that something coming from a person who gets hyper easily, won't stopping hugging and glomping me from out of nowhere and kills mavericks for fun. Yeah, that's a lot of reassurance. -walks off-
Zero: Aw, come on, I swear on my heart that I wouldn't attack you guys. -follows-
-A week later-
Zero: Will you believe me now?
Diamond: Probably not.
-Two weeks later-
Zero: How about now?
Diamond: No. 'Why does this feel like deja vu?'
-Three weeks later-
Zero: -silent again and pouting-
Diamond: -grinning as she held Zero's voice chip- Sweet silence once again. -silent for a while- Now I know why this felt like deja vu, cause this happen about nine weeks ago when Epsilon came to try and take over the base! -shakes head- It's sad that he tries plans again, knowing they might probably fail again. Oh well. Not my problem.
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Zypher: And that's all for this chapter. Hope you had a good laugh at Zero's expense. Please review and I'll get on with the next chapter. See you soon.
