Yay! I finally got this far! I'm still working on your suggestions so don't feel bad and say "Aw, darn! She's not gonna use my idea!" so don't tell me to put those cases up cause I've have freakin' writer's block! Yayo says I need to watch anime but I haven't had the chance... Damn you homework... SCHOOL IS STRIPPING ME OF MY NET LIFE!
...And my friend flamed a chapter I wrote during school... I feel bad. I hope she isn't following me in here either... I'll shut up and get on with it.
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Yusuke the Detective
Case 17: Karasu's marbles
Whelp, I'm goin' on a trip... To see my insane cousins in Hokkaido. This means that if Hiei, and Kuwabara don't answer their phones, then Kurama'll get stuck with Amanuma. Gee, I hope he's not mad abot that last case he was on.
"Yusuke, why don't you leave everything to me? I'm not five you know. Everybody else agrees that I should be the detective anyway," Kurama said.
"You want me to leave you with the Demon World Kings/Queen and Shigure? (Who does?)" Yusuke growled.
"Shutting up!" Sweat drop.
"Well, anyway..."
"Hey, Yusuke! Hurry up or we'll miss the plane!" Autsuko (Yusuke's mom for anyone who doesn't know) growled.
Yusuke muttered, "I honestly wish we did."
"What was that...?" Evil aura...
"Nothing mom!"
She dragged Yusuke out. "Say goodbye to your girlfriend later."
"Wait I'm a..." Kurama cried, but they left before he finished. "...Boy." He sighed.
Well, I guess I'm the detective now. I'd be lucky if Kuronue didn't show up.
Hiei came out of the closet and yawned. "What was with all the noise?"
"Hiei, what were you doing in the closet?" Kurama asked.
"Kuronue won't get out of my house. He's supposedly the box ghost now."
"Ugh. And those damn Ghost Busters won't do anything about it."
Karasu broke the door, his eyes shifting. Then he saw Kurama. "KURAMA!" He tried to golmp the fox.
Kurama sprayed him with pepper spray.
"Why are you so mean, Kurama?" Karasu's eyes teared up.
"Karasu, go be stupid somewhere else," Hiei growled.
"NO!" Karasu started to cry. "This has to be the worst day of my life! First I lose my marbles..."
"You lost your marbles?"
"He's been insaned. It took you til just now to realize that?" Kurama growled.
"No, literally! Woe is me!" Karasu sobbed.
"Karasu, go be you somewhere else."
Karasu threw a baseball at Kurama's head.
I have to wonder who would steal Karasu's marbles. Who knows what the hell he does with those things!
"But the marbles... They are the source of my... Sanity!"
"What sanity?" Hiei growled.
Karasu threw a marble at Hiei's head.
"So, you lost your marbles?" Kurama asked sarcastically.
"That's my last marble left!"
"Well, that's too bad. I'm confiscating this," Hiei put the marble in his pocket.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Karasu threw a tantrum.
"Whatever."
"I like..." Eyes narrow. "Cereal."
"How nice."
In a creepy voice, he repeated, "I like..." Eyes narrow. "Cereal."
"Screw you."
"I LIKE CEREAL!" Karasu threw Hiei out the door to knock Mukuro down the stairs. He turned around, his mouth foamimg. "I like chocolate milk."
Kurama pulled out a chair and his Rosewhip. "Stay back!"
"Crack that whip!"
"I'm on the case! Just don't say that again!"
Ten minutes later...
Who am I kidding? What moron would steal Karasu's marbles?
"Hey there, mate? What's with your ugly dog?" Chu asked.
Kurama, who had Karasu on a leash, asked, "Chu! Did you steal Karasu's marbles?"
"Why would I want marbles?" He walked away.
"Ugh. Why couldn't Yusuke be here?"
Yusuke
Yusuke's grandpa... Grandpa Dave was talking about the good old days as he threw his teeth in the dish washer.
'I wish I was home...' Yusuke thought.
Kurama
"If I were a random idiot who steal marbles, where would I be? ...Hm... I've got it! Come on, Karasu!" Kurama dragged the bomber, who was sniffing a fire hydrant.
Ten minutes later...
Kurama was knocking on a cardboard box. "Kuronue!"
"I am the box ghost..." Kuronue said. "Who dares awaken me?"
Kurama pointed to himself.
"Kurama!" Heart.
"I have a question."
"Did you steal any marbles?"
Kuronue slammed the lid.
"That could've gone better."
Raizen came in the room. "Look at the hole in my pants!"
"Raizen, did you take any...?" Kurama didn't finish.
"Marbles? Nah... I have my own. Ask Shigure."
"I'm getting somewhere!"
Shigure
"Nope, I don't need any marbles," Shigure replied.
Through gritting teeth, Kurama growled, "Why not?"
Eye shift. "I am too sexy for marbles!"
"I recall you saying that you were too sexy for novels."
"Yeah, so?"
"What is that?"
"What?"
"What you're writing."
"This, my sexy fox-friend is not a novel, but an autobiography."
Karasu then threw Shigure in the dumpster.
"Thanks, you did us all a favor."
Back to the office...
I fell stupid now. Where's Karasu's marbles? who stole them and...
Karasu was licking Kurama's face.
Wouls someone get this freak away from me?
Kurama threw a baseball, which hits Mukuro on the head. (Mukuro: I hate you people. --) "Fetch."
"No."
"Yes."
Karasu licked Kurama's face.
"Go away!"
Karasu wasn't listening.
"I'm trying to think."
Karasu stuck out his tongue.
"Do you not understand me!" He shook Karasu, but then a marble fell out of Karasu's pocket. "What the...?"
"My marbles! My sanity!"
"...Bastard!" He threw Karasu out the window.
End Case 17
Poor Kurama.
Review time! I'll do this just to let it slide.
KillersXInXIce- Sorry about makin' you lose your notebook.
Fox Soul- Yay! a lot of reviewers left because this got too weird. That's why my friend must hate me now.
Demon Crow- Well, Kuronue's the Box Ghost. Be happy.
I'm surprised about how many people enjoy the OOc-ness...
Hey, remember in the Japanese version when Yusuke said "Kurama, take off your clothes!"? (it was when Kurama was fighting Gama.)
Review please. Or pay. Fifty cents to be exact.
