...So... Meh. Can't think.
Sigh. First three day weekend and I didn't update more than I usually do.On to chapter er, case eighteen. YOUKO APPEARS! XD And for the record, I don't own Bewitched.
Yukina spends her free
time thinking...
...Evil thoughts about torturing Kuwabara.
Kurama's voice over
Normal Stuff
"Speech"
'thought'
"emphasis"
New scene
Yusuke the Detective
Case 20: The Insanity Of Youko Kurama
It's been a month now and Yusuke still hasn't returned. Come to think of it, he never did say when he was coming home...
Kurama talked into a phone, "No, Touya, I don't have your fire extinguisher." To Chu he said, "Chu, Rinku said something about whatever you're looking for." On another phone he said, "Suzuka, I suggest plastic surgery." He hung up both phones (How many phones did Yusuke put in there? And why should be the bigger question.) and Chu left.
This week had to be the busiest.
"Hiei, did you ever hear Yusuke say anything about coming back?" Kurama asked.
"He should come back. But no. Didn't hear anything," Hiei replied.
"Ugh..." Kurama slid in his chair. "THIS WHOLE DETECTIVE THING'S GOT ME STRESSED! HOW CAN YUSUKE TAKE IT! HE DOESN'T EVEN DO HIS DAMN HOMEWORK!"
"I dunno. I thought you could handle this..."
"Well, I can't! You demented little... Thing!"
O.O "Well, fine! No cookies for you!"
"Cookies? What kind?"
"Oatmeal raisin."
Kurama threw Hiei out the window.
Kuwabara walked into the room. "Hey, Kurama. Where's Urameshi? Did he sneak outta the house again?"
"Primates!" Kurama's mouth foamed. ("Canines!" Hiei's mouth foamed. ...Don't we all wish he did do that?)
"Is that really healthy?"
Kurama picked Kuwabara up.
"I don't think this is really ethical."
"Your face isn't ethical!"
"Hey...! When did I start wearing a watch?"
Kurama threw him (I should've typed "it" instead...) out the window."Everyone one must die!" The fox ran around in cicles.
Hiei, who came out of nowhere which is still unknown to the author-ess type person, ran into a random room and somehow got stuck to the cieling. "Is it me or is this making less and less sense?"
Maya (See "Two Shots" from the YYH manga...) looked up. "Hi! I'm half minute Maya! I do stuff and forget about it half a minute later!"
"Gee, I would've figured..."
"What're you doing up there? Was it a ghost? Otherworldly powers are gluing you to the cieling! They are connecting you to the Spirit World! The Exorcist!"
O.O "No..."
"Is it an alien? They're abuducting you but you're stuck because the cieling's in the way! They want your body..." (So do the fangirls.) Twitch. "For probing!" (if that's what they wanna call it...)
"I'm sure that's not the case... And it's been half a minute."
Blank look. "Hi, I'm half minute Maya! I do stuff and forget about it half a minute later!"
"So let's say you're cooking..."
"I'd burn the kitchen! That's why Mom doesn't let me go near the kitchen and that's also why she doesn't let me go near that Minamino boy! She says he's evil but also sexy at the same time!" XD (...She remembered that...? Wait. What?)
"Let's say you went into a time zone..."
"That doesn't change the fact that I foget..." Blank look. "Hi, I'm half minute Maya! I do stuff and foget about it half a minute later!"
"So I've noticed..."
"What're you...?"
"Aliens want my body!"
"Gasp!"
"Yeah! Just get me down!"
Kurama ran into the room and turned into Youko.
"Wow! He's sexy!" Blank look. "Hi, I'm half minute Maya! I do stuff and foget about it..."
"I hate Bewitched!" Youko threw her out the window.
Raizen walked in."Hey, where should I put a hole in my pants?"
Youko slashed him across the face.
"That's perfect!" He tore a big hole in his left knee. "Hey, Yomi! Look at the hole in my pants!"
"WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING!" Mukuro screamed.
Hiei fell off the cieling and started to cry. Everyone else started to cry. Hiei started to laugh. Everybody threw him in the dumpster.
"MAIL CALL RETARDS!" Shura screameed as he threw letters at people's heads.
Kuwabara randomly appeared and picked up a letter. "...Wha? ...AUGH!"
Everyone looked at him. "What?"
"I was thinking how the anime ended but the manga didn't."
"Right..." Jin sighed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (I want someone to count the !s and the Hs. XD)
"Was that for the manga also?" Yomi sighed.
"No! Urameshi's been kidnapped!"
"Wha...?"
The Note read:
Uh... Yusuke's gone...
...Uh...
Take that you buttwipe!
Yeah... Buttwipe.
"NO! I'm melting!" Raizen melted, stating the obvious.
Ten seconds later...
"Kurama, I need you to drink me..." the liquidfied...Whatever kind of demon Raizen is... whimpered.
Youko slapped the pitcher. "I hate Bewitched."
"I can dance again!" Raizen did an Irish jig.
"But you still have to clean the bathroom," Mukuro replied.
"NO! I'm melting!"
Ten seconds later...
Youko was taped to the corner. "I hate Bewitched! Yomi stole my cup! Bastard!"
"Kuwabara I need you to drink me," Raizen said. (I don't think you really want him to do that.)
"No."
"Drink me!"
"NO!"
"DRINK ME!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He slapped the pitcher.
"I'm solid again."
"Screw it. Let's find that dumb ass. AND KARASU DON'T TOUCH KURAMA!" Hiei growled.
Karasu stared, in shock. Insert four panels. Lone tear.
Ten minutes later...
"So how're we supposed to know where to find him?" Shishi asked.
"Maybe they took him to get a make over! He's like unfabulous!" Suzuka replied in a girly way.
"We could always ask Kuronue," Hiei commented.
"How can you ask a box ghost!"
"...Don't you have anything better to do?" Touya asked.
"Not til four..." Suzuka asked.
"How 'bout this? We split up," Hiei suggested.
"You're not a NoName!" Shigure growled.
"You're not a novelist."
Shigure's eyes shifted and then he cried.
"...Yusuke does need a make over..." Shishi commented.
"I hate Bewitched!" Youko growled.
"Shut up," Yomi spat.
He threw a table at the... whatever kind of demon Yomi is...'s head. (I think Yomi is an elf.) "I hate Bewitched."
Koenma broke in, "Yeah, and I hate Botan. She turned me into a newt."
All stared. "A newt?"
"It got better."
Youko threw a bottle at his head. "I hate Bewitched!"
"Here, have an ice cream," Rando handed him one.
Youko slapped the demon's hand. "I hate Bewitched!"
"That had peanuts."
"I hate peanuts!"
"This one's chocolate."
"I hate laxatives!" He slapped the ice cream.
"I honestly hope so..." Shura mumbled.
"That was chocolate!" Rando cried.
"How do you know Yusuke's not with his cousins?" Keiko asked. (I guess she never looked at the note.)
Keiko you suck. No one cares about you.
"That's not true!"
"I hate you," Youko threw Keiko in the dumpster. (Those things are everywhere!)
"Is it me or is this getting off topic?" Touya sighed.
"Kurama, you stay with Tarukane. Tarukane, you watch Kurama like I would stalk him if I wasn't blind," Yomi commanded.
"Durrhhh..." Tarukane drooled. "Pizza..."
"I have a hole in my pants," Raizen commented.
"Yeeeeee..." Snoooooooooore...
Ten minutes later...
"Why didn't we look in the dumpster? That's where I'd be if I was hiding," Raizen commented.
Hiei stared. "Whatever. Wait. Wha...? Where's Kurama!"
"I don't..." Tarukane fell asleep.
"This sucks. You suck. Everything sucks," Mukuro said.
"Cool!" Shura cheered onl;y to get thrown in the dumpster.
"Now the smart one's gone. What do we do now?" Jin asked.
"We..." Hiei fell asleepbut then woke up. "What?"
"My name is Karasu and I like..." Karasu's eyes narrowed. "Cereal."
"Whatever," Rinku replied.
In a creepy voice the bomber repeated, "I like cereal."
"Okay."
"I LIKE CEREAL!"
Rinku threw a yo-yo at his head.
"We could always get the NoNames," Shigure suggested.
"Yeah, let's do that," Hiei replied.
End Case 18
To be continued...
So it wasn't a case! DEAL WITH IT!
...I don't like how the English manga spells things. LUKA! GET OUTTA THE MANGA LUKA! THE GUYS WANT RUKA! As for Touya... You can spells it a lot of ways like Youko's name. Yohko. Youko. Yoko. Yokou?
I don't have anything against Mukuro. I just torment her and Hiei. I MOCK HIEI/ MUKURO PAIRINGS! But I think it is cute. O.o
Blah-blah-blah...
What would you do for a Klodike bar? I dunno? I guess it's reall that good if people do stupid stuff for it. I'd... I'd look at all the Hiei/ Kurama pics at XD
Review please!
