JC:Yay. Oh... I just remembered I forgot the notes last case so I'll do that before I forget... Again.
Hiei: You're a moron.
JC:SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR ICE CREAM! Anyway...
1. NoNames- I'm sure not very many people reading this read the "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" fanfic so you wouldn't know. It's not really that important though. They're basically Yuyu Hauksho characters that aren't put in that many fanfics. (i.e. Rando, Suzaku, Rinku, ect.) They're also lead by Touya to destroy the other characters that are put in more fanfics... Fun, huh?
2. "YOMI STOLE MY CUP! BASTARD!"- I've written this before... In my head! XD The story goes like this...
Youko: I have a favorite cup. Kuronue stole it for me. Yomi stole it. I found out Yomi stole my cup. I am angry. Yomi went blind. We never made up. Hiss...
Voice over 5 (to be explained?)
normal stuff
"speech"
'thought'
new scene
Yusuke the Detective
Case 19: Kurama Kidnapped!
"What do you mean Kurama's gone!" Hiei growled.
Tarukane drooled. "I like pie..."
Hiei's eyes narrowed. "I'm sure you do."
"I'm melting! No!" Raizen screamed.
Ten minutes later... (Back to Yusuke's office)
"Hiei, I need you to drink me," Raizen said.
Hiei dumped the liquified Raizen on the floor.
"So what're we gonna do now that Kurama's gone?" Jin asked.
"Ask Kuwabara. Togashi wasn't gonna rop him and do more with Kurama. Come to think of it, what would the anime be like without me?" Hiei replied.
Shura stuck out his tongue. "Togashi doesn't love you!"
"No one cares about you Shura! Not even the NoNames!"
Shura started to cry. ...But no one cared.
"So who wouls kidnap Kurama?" Yomi asked.
Everybody stared at him.
"Other than me."
Everybody stared at Shura.
"Other than Shura."
Everybody stared at Karasu.
"I was with you the whole time!" Karasu pouted.
"So what now?" Hiei asked.
Everybody turned to Kuwabara. (You guys should know better! Kuwabara got a 7 on his science test!)
"What're you looking at me for?" Kuwabara whined. (I know!)
"Togashi likes you more than Hiei. I mean, he wasn't gonna drop you or anything..." Rinku replied.
"Yeah, well... I admit it! I am stupid! Hiei, you're smarter than me, think of something!"
"How 'bout not?" Hiei sighed.
"Raizen, what should we do?" Kuwabara asked.
"I'd get an ice cream!" he replied.
Ten minutes later...
Everyone was standing outside an... Ice cream... thing. Whatever you call it.
"No, this won't work... We need to be thinking like a crimal mastermind. Hiei!" Kuwabara pointed at the koorime.
"I'm not a crimnal mastermind, asshole!" Hiei growled.
"Mukuro!"
"I didn't do anything," she growled.
Kuronue appeared out of nowhere. "I am the..." He looked at the sky. "Sunny ghost!" It suddenly started to rain. "Hiss! It burns us..."
"You saw who kidnapped Kurama, right?" Kuwabara asked.
"Someone what!"
"Nevermind then."
Maya came out of nowhere. "I can remember again!"
"Do you remember who kidnapped Kurama?" Kuwabara asked.
"Kurama? What?"
"Shuichi!"
"Oh! Yeah, it was..." A baseball hit her head. "Ow!" Blank look. "Hi, I'm half minute Maya! I dop stuff and forget about it half a minute later."
"Ugh! So close! Hiei, why didn't you use your stupid Jagan Eye to make sure Kurama was still there! I bet it was the same person who got Urameshi!"
"Yeah, but why? Kurama's pretty like Eiri Yuki! He doesn't need a makeover!" Shishi replied.
"Makeovers burns us..." Kuronue hissed.
"No NoNames?" Shigure asked.
"Screw the NoNames!" Hiei growled.
Shigure cried.
"NoNames..." Tarukane fell asleep. "...Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie..."
"Actually, Yomi, this is mostly your fault because you made this fat ass watch him," Mukuro commented.
"I'm not a fat ass!" Tarukane drooled. "Pizza... You're kinda hot..."
Mukuro stabbed him with a spork. (Fear the spork...)
"She has a point," Touya responded.
"Sure, point fingers..." Yomi growled.
"Raindrops keep falling on my head..." Raizen sang. (That's really a song.)
"My sanity is going down the drain..." Mukuro sighed.
"Wow! I haven't bathed in weeks!" Kuwabara commented.
"Let's get out of the rain," Hiei said.
"It burns us..." Kuronue added.
"Pitter patter!" Raizen continued singing.
Yusuke's Office (Again!)
"Urameshi's gone... Kurama's gone... Who next! Hiei!" Kuwabara growled.
"We have to keep our guard up if we don't wanna go next..." Touya said.
"Yeah, but why would someone kidnap them?" Rinku asked.
"The NoNames would know," Amanuma said.
"What did I say about the NoNames?" Hiei growled.
Shigure started to cry again.
An alarm suddenly went off.
Shura screamed at the top of his lungs. "MAIL CALL!" He threw letters at people's heads.
Kuwabara picked up a letter. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Try counting now.)
"What?" Raizen asked.
The note read:
...Dude, I got Urameshi.
I also got Kurama.
So what now?
Go unknown guy. It's you birthday.
"It's this guy's birthday," Kuwabara commented.
"Whatever. Shura, can you trace the letter back to its sender?" Hiei asked.
"That's what the return address is for, stupid," Shura growled.
"What's a return address?"
"What if there was no return address?" Mukuro asked.
"You're fault!" Shura laughed.
Mukuro threw him out the window.
"Kuwabara, look for the return address," Hiei commanded. "Kuwabara? Someone took him? Well, damn! Anyone see what happened to him?"
"I heard someone say they had to take a leak!" Kuronue asnwered.
"Thanks for that little bit of info..."
"What does that mean anyway?"
"You don't wanna know."
"Tarukane, look at the return address."
"He's gone," Touya said.
"Wha...? Where the hell is he!" Hiei growled.
"We left him out in the rain," Karasu replied.
"Really? Fat ass bastard."
"Could it be possible that Tarukane kidnapped them?" Kaitou asked.
"Shut up, Kaitou! No one cares about you!"
Kaitou started to cry. ...But no one cared.
"I suggest plastic surgery," Shishi commented.
"The return address says it's from 1509 Nakano Street. Centeral Park..." Yomi stared at the address in disbelief.
"Isn't that in New York?" Touya asked. (Don't ask me, I'm in California.)
Come to think of it, wasn't that where the empty lot was? O.o When'd I start the voice over? Ugh... I'll never be able to get over this...
"Oh, yeah! I heard about that in the arcade!" Amanuma replied.
"How much I hate the voice over?" Hiei asked.
"No! They closed the empty lot for constuction."
"...To make a park."
"I guess."
"Ugh. Fine, let's go."
"Hey, I thought you hated them!" Raizen burst. (I'm running out of words for "Said". It sounds like he blew up... XD)
"Kuwabara I won't help. Yusuke I can do without. As for Kurama, we need some intellegence in here."
Everybody turned to Yanagisawa (That's ten letters.), who was picking his nose until he noticed he was being watched. "What?"
Everybody turned away. This allowed Yana to start picking his ear and laughed.
That's what I'm talking about.
"Yes, we need someone as beautiful as I and Eiri Yuki. We need Kurama and not some scruffy midget like you or an ugly bastard like Chu and Shishi!" Suzuka replied.
"What? I heard my name..." Chu looked around.
"Hey!" Shishi growled.
"Oho ho ho! You're right here!" Suzuka started to laughed.
"Uh... Sure, but you know everyone left?" Rinku asked. No one was listening. "Screw it. I'm going."
"Will they make it in time? Can Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama be saved? Will I ever dress like a normal person? Will Lord Kurama marry me? Will..." Jorge, the ogre, was interupted.
"Ogre shut up!" Koenma growled.
End Case 19
Wow... Oh, I've already ended this fanfic. I write everything here ahead of time (I'm already on chapter ten of that AU fic I mentioned.) so I can't take any other suggestions. You can still send them if you want, but I'll have to put it in as a side story or this whole thing will get confusing. Sorry for the inconvience.
Bara-minamino, I really appreciated all your reviews, but you really didn't need to review each chapter like that. You can, like, condense it... (shrugs) I was surpised that someone counted the H's and the !'s. I forgot about that... XD I like the manga just so I can make comments in my head about stuff and do weird fanarts... XD
Oh, yeah... If you don't know Maya, tell me in a review and I'll try to send you "Two Shots"...
Uh... Review or I'll show Hiei a picture of his grandma's feet!
Hiei: Help... Me...
