Yay! I dunno what to put here, but whatever... Yomi wanted to be a dentist! Haha Speed Racer references haha!

Yusuke's voice over

Hiei's voice over

normal stuff

new scene

"speech"

'thought'

Yusuke the Detective

Case 20: Meet the mastermind

Nakano Street... So we find Central Park...

"Central park should be by the whales and south from the penguins and perpendicular to the sea lions," Hiei read off a map.

"Come again?" Touya asked.

"By the whales. South from the penguins. Perpenduclar to the sea lions."

"Let me see that!" Mukuro snatched the map from Hiei.

"That's a map of Marine World..." Raizen sweat dropped.

"That explains a lot..." Hiei mumbled.

"We're on Nakayoshi street," Rinku said.

"Isn't that in Kyoto?" Keiko asked.

"You took us to Kyoto?" Yomi growled.

"Let's retrace our steps..." Hiei sighed.

"I'm way ahead of you!" Raizen pointed at a paint trail he left behind.

"Sure..."

Tokyo

"Let's try this again."

Mexico

"No."

Italy

"No."

Canada

"Ugh..."

Ireland

Peru

"NO! Let's..."

"Follow me. I know where we're going," Keiko growled.

No one cares about you Keiko.

Evil aura, evil aura...

Nevermind.

Tokyo

"There! We're at Central Park now!" Keiko made an obnoxious gin.

"Are these people supposed to look boxy?" Shizuru asked.

"Hee... Blockheads..." Kuronue laughed.

"Holy cow! It's like Katamari Damacy where you play this little prince guy that rolls stuff into this katamari ball..." Amanuma froze.

Everybody turned around and, wouldn't you know it, the Katamari Prince was standing there with a grin and his eyes as squinty as ever.

"Wow! It's smaller than Hiei is!" Zeru's pile of ashes commented.

The prince went to roll them up.

"This is fun!" Raizen cheered.

Later...

Everyone was all torn up.

"Lemme try this again..." Hiei said.

"No! I'm not going through all that again! I'm fast-forwarding this!" Yomi pushed a remote button. Then, everyone was surrounded by bombs.

"You dumb ass! You fast-forwarded wrong!" Mukuro growled. Shura kicked Yomi and the bombs blew up.

"It makes me glad to be ashes sometimes..." Zeru's ashes sighed.

Later... Again.

"That sucked. Now..." Hiei was interupted.

"No! I'm fast forwarding right this time!" Yomi pushed a button again.

"We did it!" Kuronue cheered.

"Is it me or does Central Park look a little... feudal?"

"Oh, look it's me! Hi, Raizen!" Raizen waved at himself. "I'm so cute."

"We went back in time!" Shura complained. (Whiny little bastard.)

"I guess we'll have to relive our lives..." Yomi sighed. Everybody growled and grabbed their old stuff and walked away.

A few hundred years later...

"Okay. I know where Central Park is," Hiei said.

"I'll fast forward right this time!" Yomi pushed the button.

Central Park

"Wow, you actually did it," Mukuro said.

Murota (Was that the mind reader guy's name?) smiled. "Let's see what she's really thinking..."

'...Pie.' Elevator music played.

"You're disturbing."

Jin flew to a builing. "Unknow Guy's house. Enter at your own risk." He turned the knob. "It's locked."

In Dee's voice, Chu called out,"Where are you Ryo?"

JJ came out of nowhere and screamed, "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" (Count the E's and the !'s) and broke the door.

"That was... weird," Suzaku commented.

"Hey what if the kidnapper was the creator of Hawaiian punch?" Raizen asked.

"Should you care?"

"IT'S MADE IN TEXAS! TEXAS! So it's Texas punch! It's confused..."

Hiei broke a door. "Yusuke, are you in there!" A woman screamed and threw a cat at his head. "Okay, maybe not..."

Yusuke came out of a door. "We're in here." He went back in but came out shortly after. "I forgot to lock it." He went back in.

Rando turned the knob. "It's locked!"

"Everybody stand back! DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!" Thev door was still okay. "Aw, damn."

"Lemme see..." Kuronue flew to the door. "Lock picking technique!" The door opened. "Yay! I freed them!"

"Not quite..." A voice echoed. The lights went out.

Screw this! Yusuke Spirit Gunned the wall and everybody ran out.

Ten seconds later...

Somehow everyone ended up in a daycare center.

I don't remember being this difficult when I was a chibi.

Flashback

"YUSUKE, QUIT THROWING STUFF!" Atsuko screamed as baby Yusuke threw stuff across the room.

The chibi stared.

"Phew!"

Yusuke threw a rattle at her head.

"He can't be reformed..."

End flashback

"I know," Kuwabara added.

Flashback

Baby Kuwabara was banging his head against the wall.

"You're stupid," Shizuru said.

End flashback

"Hmm..." Kurama thought back.

Flashback

"Wow! What a cute fox!" a random demon was about to hug him. Chibi Youko hissed and a demon plant ate the other demon.

Flashback

Kurama was now chibi Shuichi. He was sleeping on the front lawn.

"He's cute!" the same demon as before said.

"Didn't you die?"

The demon ran away.

End flashback

"Oh, damn you people!" Hiei growled.

Flashback

Hiei was rolling a ball back and forth with another demon which could be a fox demon but I dunno since I never really paid attention when Hiei was talking about his past. I make it up in my mind though...

Another demon came. "Can I play?"

He was ignore by Hiei's play mate.

Hiei stopped to suck his thumb and noticed the other demon who was still there. Hiei cut its head off.

End flashback

"My turn!" Raizen cheered.

Flashback

Raizen was in a field with sheep. "He he he..." He covered his body with his hair and got on four legs.

The shepard came. "Oh, what a cute sheepy! You're so..."

Raizen beat the crap out of him.

End flashback

"What...?" Mukuro looked around.

Flashback

Mukuro was... doing something.

"You're a hardworking young man!" some guy patted her on the back.

"But I'm a girl!"

Awkward. "What a nice wife you'll make for some lucky man one day..."

Mukuro threw a rock at his head.

End flashback

"What's going on?" Yomi asked.

Flashback

Chibi Yomi was working in Santa's shop.

A girl came in. "I need to go home."

"Follow the yellow brick road!"

The girl walked away.

An elf came. "You're working hard!"

"But I want to be a dentist!"

"Too bad bitch!" The elf smacked him.

End flashback

That we didn't need to see, Yomi.

"Haha Yusuke Urameshi haha! I am your kidnapper haha!" Sensui appeared.

"You were kidnapped by this retard!" Hiei growled.

"Haha that's right haha!"

"What the (Fruit)..." Raizen was interupted.

"You can't use that language here," Shura said.

"Well, (Fruit) this then! (FRUIT!) I didn't say anything!"

"wOOt!" Kurama cheered.

End case 20

I don't own Speed Racer, just so you know.

Notes?

1. JJ? Dee? What?- They're characters in FAKE and you really don't need to know much. It's not important.

2. It's Hawaiian punch- I checked. It was made in Texas.

3. Haha- Speed Racer had weird mouth movements and weirder voice acting.

Hiei was saved. But he can't escape his grandma's stories... He can't get over Togashi and almost being dropped for Kurama in the spotlight...By the way... I'm confused about the reply thing. I know what to do. I'm just weirded out by why appeared out of nowhere.

I also got the idea of the Daycare scene from "Final Fanatsy Daycare" on Newgrounds. (Don't own.) You should check it out. What can I say? I wanted hot pockets.

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