Wow. Didn't get many reviews this time. I guess I disturbed people with Yomi. I don't care what you guys say! Yomi's an elf!

I also make references to the last DVD. If you don't get what I'm talking about, just think of it as a original character.

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Yusuke the Detective

Case 21: Nasal Spray

In my chair again. At the desk. In my office. In the street. In Tokyo. In Japan. In Aisia. In the Eastern Hemishere. On the planet Earth. In Inner Space. In the Milky Way. In the universe. It's been pretty quiet here. I guess that whole kidnapping fiasco stopped crime.

Kurama was in his ice chest, asleep. Hiei was frowning as he did Kurama's filing.

"We didn't do that many case, did we?" Yusuke asked.

Kurama came out of the chest. "Well, to be honest, you've done thirteen, er, we." (I think I counted wrong.)

"What would you guys say if I gave up this detective work?"

"Well, I'd have to say- What the (fruit)!" Hiei replied.

"That's my line!" Raizen pouted.

"I'd say- Come again? And laugh because I said come." Kuwabara said.

"Well, I'd say that's okay..." Kurama replied.

"Kurama..." Yusuke was interupted.

"I NEED YOUR HELP!" the giant nose demon cried as it burst through the door. (Come to think of it, didn't he come out as Snout in the credits?)

Everybody screamed.

Right when I was gonna have a moment.

"Go ahead, I'm not listening. I'm hard of hearing anyway..." (I'm sure you are.)

"But... I'm gonna need you all to leave the room," Yusuke replied.

"Except me?" Kurama blinked twice.

Nod, nod.

"No! Hiei, protect me!"

"Back off, bitch! I claimed him first!" the giant nose demon hit Kurama with his nose. "Ow!"

O.o Kurama hit him with a broom.

He started chewing on the fox's leg. (XD Sounds weird...)

Kurama continued whacking him with his broom.

"Alrighty then," Yusuke said, sweatdropping.

"CHILDREN!" Hiei yelled.

"I LOVE YOU! You smell good!" the demon stopped chewing on Kurama's leg. (Kurama: Glad that's over.)

"I'm sure I do."

The demon tried to hug Hiei.

Hiei threw him out the window. (The authoress is listening to Don't Stop Believin'... XD)

Somehow, the demon, now being refurred to as Snout because no one wants to type the demon or the giant nose demon a hundred times, was hugging Hiei's leg. ...If that was possible.

"Wha... How'd you...?"

"I love you!"

"Between you and Shigure..."

"Shigure..." Snout's eyes narrowed.

"Let's get this chapter over with! What're you missing?" Yusuke asked. (Wheel in the sky keeps turning...)

"My nasal spray."

"Your... What!"

"Nasal spray. That's a medicine for the nose (Am I right?), particularly allergies," Kurama explained.

"Okay... So why do you need your nasal spray?" Yusuke asked.

"I have allergies, retard," Snout growled.

Kurama was shocked. 'If his nose is that big and if he sneezes then... We'd have a category five hurricane!' (I dunno either...) He quickly asked Snout, "Who would take your nasal spray?"

"Mukuro or Shigure or Shura or Raizen. And maybe Sensui."

"Let's start with Shigure," Hiei sighed.

Shigure

We found the place he was was hiding at. But we need a password to get in.

"What was the password again?" Hiei asked.

"You're supposed to say 'Do you like my dress?' and he's supposed to say 'I saw one for half off at JC Penny.' " Snout replied.

"It's not a dress! It's a robe." (if that's what he wants to call it. I still say it's a shirt.)

"Just go!" Yusuke pushed him so Hiei knocked over some card board boxes.

"Who goes there!" Shigure growled.

"Gimme my nasal spray!" Snout growled.

"I don't have it!"

"Give it bitch! I'm warning you... My nose is fully loaded..."

"Let's find Mukuro!" Kurama ran away.

Mukuro (Anyway you want it! That's the way you do it!)

Mukuro was watching FAKE with Ryuichi Sakuma.

"Your TV still hasn't been fixed?" Yusuke asked.

Ryuichi saw JJ. "That's my idol."

To Ryuichi, Mukuro asked "Do I know you?"

"So Mukuro, did you steal the giant nose demon's nasal spray?" Yusuke asked.

"Why would I steal nasal spray?" Mukuro asked.

"You gotta be allergic to something..."

"Not really."

"Flowers, dogs, cats, Shigure, weeds, dust..."

"You don't bathe much, do you?"

"Hey, I bathed fifteen days ago!"

O.o "I'm gonna pretend I didn't just here that..."

"Anyway... Hiei, peanuts, Zerowing, pepper, horses, pollen, dander..."

Hiei gave Mukuro a flower, but she sneezed.

"Ha! You're allergic to..." Yusuke watched Ryo and Dee.

"I'm not allergic to flowers and if I was, why would I take someone else's spray?"

"That's a good point," Kurama said.

Raizen randomly appeared. "Joni loves chachi."

"Raizen! Did you..." Yusuke was interupted.

"Steal nasal spray? No! I have my own. I use it on my penguin. Say hi Roy!"

Roy stared. "Muuuuurrrrhhh..."

"You wanna cookie? Hahaha! You tossed you cookies! Here have another. Hahaha! You tossed your cookies!"

Shura

I hope it was Shura. I don't wanna see Sensui.

"Haha Here I am! Ha ha!" Sensui waved his arms around. "My precious..."

"Hey, wouldn't it be easier if you had Hiei use his Jagan eye?" Kurama asked.

"Oh yeah... You heard the fox Hiei! ...Hiei?" Yusuke looked around.

Hiei

"She didn't take my flower..." Hiei stared at the daisy, teary eyed...

Meanwhile...

"What's going on?" Shura asked.

"Gimme my nasal spray!" Snout growled.

"You heard him precious..." Sensui added. (With open arms...) "Haha Don't mind me haha!"

"Why do you talk like that?"

"I like Speed Racer a lot haha."

"Can I not write that in the notes?" Kurama asked. (Walk this way!)

"I liked that show too..." Yusuke sighed.

"It must be fate..." Insert shojo manga background.

"I've already had enough of this," Kurama growled.

"Don't be jealous," Shura replied.

Kurama threw him in the dumpster. "Screw you all! I'm going home."

Mukuro

"Dammit. Why did suddenly get pockets?" Mukuro growled. "Huh? Nasal spray? I didn't know I had it. It's the perfect crime. Oh well." She threw in the dumpster.

I never did find out who stole the nasal spray. I might as well put in the X- files...

"Are you okay?" Kurama asked.

"She didn't take my flower..." Hiei moaned.

"You want my ice cream?"

"She didn't take my flower..."

Hiei is sad for some reason. We had him for lawn gnome duty a couple of times...

"I'm okay now!" Snout announced.

"Go away..." Yusuke growled.

"She didn't take my flower..."

"Don't feel bad Hiei! There's always..." He watched Ryo and Dee. O.o

End Case 21

(listening to Aerosmith) Yeah! Ingore Ryuichi if you don't know him. (I don't own Gravitation.)

Yes I'm groovin'

Yes moving

Well, review. Or Kuwabara will smooch your favorite bishonen... (Bishonens are crying.)