That time of the week again. Uh... Hiei's voice over... Again. And more weirdness. Ingore the paper, cord, pencil comments. It's an inside joke.

voice over

voice over 2

normal stuff

Uh... You got the rest. I don't know why I keep doing this.

Yusuke the Detective

Case 22: Bui's Purse...

I have to go to an anime convention with Kuwabara (Cord) so we determined my replacement with a clever plan...

"Spin the bottle!" Yusuke (pencil) spun a bottle around.

"This is stupid," Hiei (paper) growled.

"Hey, it landed on you!"

"wOOt!" Kurama (paper) cheered as he went in his ice chest.

"It's Monday so I guarntee you won't get a case! Bye!" Yusuke walked out, whistling.

It kinda felt like this...
"Later, honey! Take care of the house while I'm gone!" the Yusuke husband smiled.
The Hiei Housewife hissed and threw a frying pan at Yusuke's head. Evil aura.
"You're so cute!" Hearts.

ROAR!

"Gimme a..." He was smashed into the wall. "...I'm... Gonna... Go... Now..."
Pretend you didn't just read that. Ew...

Damn. I hate the damn voice over.

Suddenly the door was broken by Bui (Paper?), who then screamed, "Where's Yusuke Urameshi!"

Kurama came out of the ice chest. "He's at the anime convention."

"I'm his replacement," Hiei added.

Bui ran to the corner. "It must be my lucky day..."

Raizen (pencil) pointed to a cord. Yomi (cord) shook his head and pointed to a folded piece of paper. Both laughed.

"Uh... You realize Kurama will be coming too, right?" Hiei asked as he eyed, the two laughing demons behind him.

"Yes!" Bui said, but he was thinking, 'Damn you Kurama...'

Kurama pulled out a piece of paper. "So what'd you lose?"

"Don't tell Toguro, but... My purse..."

"What?"

"Uh... Right... Any suspects?" Hiei asked.

"Shigure (cord), Rando (pencil), Suzaku (paper), or Karasu (cord)."

"Damn you Shigure..."

Screw him. Let's start with Rando...

Rando

"Anyone want to invest in a limited time offer? Try Rando's toenail ice cream! Hi, Hiei, want to try my toenail ice cream. If you try it, I'll let you have it free because you're my first costumer in... Forever! So I can't pay my bills!" Rando said.

"I'll pass on that one. If I'm gonna throw up I'll wait 'til I'm married. ...Whenever that happens. (Insert a group of fangirls.)" HIei replied. "Let's just get to the point. Did you steal Bui's purse. Oh, and Bui doesn't want Toguro to know of this."

"Ooh! I might have it!" He turned to a filing cabinet labled "Purses". "What'd it look like?"

"I dunno."

"It was big enough to hold my axes and it was... Pink!" Bui replied.

Hiei's face went white.

"It could be worse..." Kurama tried to comfurt Hiei.

"I know. He could keep panties in there," Rando added.

"Uhh..." Bui sweated. "You want me to reply honsetly?"

"Ignoring that comment... I don't have it. I collect red purses. It goes with my hair. My dream home!"

Suzaku

There's Ryuichi Sakuma everywhere...

"Gasp! You didn't let me prepare!" Suzaka cried. He was wearing a shirt that said "I (Heart) Ryuichi Sakuma." and had "I live 4 Ryuichi." on his face.

"Suzaku, you're disturbing," Kurama sighed.

"Raizen's hair is disturbing. Yomi's ears are disturbing. Mukuro's face is disturbing."

"Jin's accent is disturbing. It's an Irish blend. Coffee..." Bui added.

"I think you've made your point..." Hiei sighed. (Don't be offended about what they said about Mukuro.)

"No. Kuwabara's face is disturbing. The King of all the Cosmos's chin in Katmari Damacy is disturbing. Karasu is disturbing," Suzaku added.

Karasu

Karasu sneezed. "Kurama must be talking about me!" He squealed.

Back to all the papers/ cords

"What's it mean when someone calls you paper?" Suzaku asked.

"It means you're..." Hiei couldn't fininsh because Kurama covered his mouth.

"It means you're bendable!" Kurama replied. "Cord means you're flexible. Pencil means you'll break yourself in half if you try to stretch."

Meanwhile...

"I wanna touch my toes!" Raizen cheered. He bent over and... "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! MUKURO, YOMI HELP!" Raizen giggled a bit. "I BROKE IN HALF!"

"I can't help you," Mukro said.

"Why not?" Teary eyes.

"I hate you."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Count those o's!)" He started to cry. "I'm gonna be stuck like this! Ooh! Three o' clock's my naptime!" He fell asleep.

Yomi taped Raizen back together. "I told him to be a cord like me. Or paper! Hm... Mukuro... Where'd she go? ...She was the only female..."

Meanwhile...

"Let's stay on the topic! Did you steal Bui's purse!" Hiei growled.

"No way! Not even for Tohma Seguchi! But maybe if my Ryuichi asked me..." Suzaku swooned.

"To... Karasu."

Karasu

"No I don't have it! I have my own," Karasu held up a purse that was covered with Kurama pictures.

"How nice..." Kurama sighed.

"Let's go..." Hiei walked away.

"I one deticated to you!" Karasu cried.

Shigure

"Hiei!" Shigure tried to glomp the koorime but was hit by a guitar.

"I'm voilated enough..." Hiei growled.

"Was Mukuro in the guy's bathroom again? She says she's confused but I don't believe her."

"No one does," Kurama replied.

"Hiei, hug me!"

"Between you and the giant nose demon, offensive Japanese character number 4452..." Hiei sighed.

"Offensive Japanese character number 4452..." Shigure's eyes narrowed and he smacked Kurama.

"What the hell was that for, you bastard!" Kurama growled.

"Because I'm ready to... DANCE!" "No Style" by Kinya Kotani started to play.

"Ugh. Screw this," Hiei ran away. Kurama followed him.

"Did you steal my purse?" Bui asked.

"Yup!" Shigure grinned.

"And why did you steal my purse?"

"Because I hate you!"

"Lemme reword that. Give me a good reason why you stole my purse."

"Because you're a crappy yoga teacher!"

"Well, maybe I'd be better if you weren't too sexy for everything!"

"Well, I am! And, frankly, I'm too sexy for this fanfic!" He disappeared.

"But... My purse..."

The Next Day

"At least that's over," Kurama sighed.

I'm not talking.

"I'll be the detective next time if that makes you feel better..."

"That makes me feel better. No x-files this time," Hiei said.

"What's the x- files?"

End case 22

"Puuuuuuuu!" Kurama hissed.

Many people felt bad for Hiei. Am I a Mukuro/ Hiei fan? I dunno. I guess I write it because it makes sense. I'm trying to pull a Kurama/ Hiei one in that AU one. You guys won't belive how it'll turn out when I publish it! Yeah I'm insane! And pretty damn proud of it! But then again, Aquairius is supposed to be weird... Ha!

Blah blah blah...

What's with Raizen? I dunno. I guess my easiest personality is hyperactive. I can also pull of whiny stuff and anger! XD

The next case is my favorite of all time! Review!