Meh. I couldn't update last time cause it was my dad's birthday so my mom figured he was gonna leave town to celebrate. It turned out he was gonna celebrate later. I wasn't sure is this computer would save this because Yayo had problems with it. My uncle fixed it so I can update. Yayness! Now here's my favorite chappie!

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Yusuke the Detective

Case 23: Office Food

Mukuro flipped throught the channels. "Why is there not anything on today!" She turned it off. "I'm hungry." (Two of the last words you'd expect to hear from Mukuro.)

"Is this amusing you Mukuro!" Raizen cried, waving a sandwich around. "Is this amusing you!"

Mukuro stabbed him with a pencil and choked him with a cord. She walked to the room where the refridgerator thing was and froze, shocked at what she just saw...

Yusuke's Office

Yusuke will be back from the anime convention so it's my last day on detective duty.

"Kurama, this is the day after the last chapter. This is your first day on detective duty this week," Hiei growled.

"Right... Just keep filing Hiei and I won't take back that comment about eating all the office's ice cream," Kurama replied cheerfully.

Mukuro suddenl broke the door and ran across the room screaming but stopped to knock over a table. Then she continued running and jumped out the window.

The two demons stared. "Alrighty then..."

Raizen broke the wall next to the door, still waving the sanwhich around. "Is this amusing you Mukuro, you sandwich abuser! Where is she!"

"Uh... She just jumped out the window..." Hiei said.

"How is SHART supposed to work without her!"

"What's a SHART?" Kurama asked.

"It's Sandwich Helping Attorney Reinforcement Team. Without Mukuro, SHART cannot be possible! Oh, and it's when you fart and..."

"I think we got it." Silence. "I'm hungry. Let's eat lunch."

"Don't let me catch you abusing you sandwiches!"

Kurama and Hiei walked into the room where the refridgerator was. "Gasp!"

A few seconds later...

"All I want to know is... Who ate all the food!" Kurama growled.

"Maybe you ate it all and forgot. Don't you have a good metabolism?" Yomi asked.

Kurama threw an orange at the demon's head.

"I blame Ruka! She also abuses he sandwiches!" Raizen cried. "DAMN YOU RUKA AND YOUR DEMON LOLLIPOP BODY!"

Mukuro was tramatized. "Meep."

"I have nothing to do with this fanfic," Ruka replied. The breeze came in. "Uh- oh. The wind." She was blown out the window.

Under his breath Kurama growled, "Dirty slut." Out loud he asked, "Who ate all the silence. Not even Suzaku's Ryuichi Sakuma CD was playing after the question.

"I'd rather not have to say this but if you don't confess, I'll make everyone eat Rando's toenail food," Hiei broke the silence. Everybody in the office gasped.

"Hey! My food isn't made of toenails! I put my ear wax in there as well!" Rando growled.

"That was a little more than we needed to know. Anyway that still proves my point. So..." The room suddenly went dark. "Confess now or you shall be condemed for your silence... Kurama turn the lights back on.

Mukuro threw Kurama out the window and turned on the lights. "Meep." She noticed people were staring. "Meep."

Kurama was mad now. He threw Mukuro out the window. "Unless it was you Hiei..."

"Why would I eat all the food?" Hiei growled.

"You have a good metabolism."

O.O "Okay... And your point being...?"

"You aren't hungry right now Hiei."

"I'm never hungry. That's why I'm so skinny."

"BURN!" Karasu screamed. Somehow he got lit on fire. "AIEE!" He jumped out the window. Insert explosion here. O.o

"Is Botan back yet? I need my ghost mail," Kuronue said.

"She hasn't shown up this whole week," Shura answered.

Hm... Botan hasn't been back yet... Lazy... thing!

"This proves to be a tough case..." Kurama mumbled with a look of deep thought. "Maybe your punishment is a little too harsh Hiei..."

o.O "Why? The idea is brilliant and you know it!" Hiei growled.

"That is if anyone really did eat the food!"

"Huh?" O.O

"You're gonna blame the sandwiches, I know it!" Raizen screamed.

"It wasn't the sandwiches, Raizen..." Kurama said in a dramatic tone. (Overly dramatic.) "It was... Hiei's Twinkies!" (I don't own Twinkies...)

Everybody stared. "Wha...?" (Mukuro: Meep?)

"My... What do you have against my twinkies!"

"Have you ev er looked at them? They sit there... menacingly! They have a bread... type thing... I guees they call it crust but you know I totatally disagree. Crust is that.. Well, to stay on the topic... They have a over layer that targets skinny people so when the evil vanilla creme beast within breaks free, it makes you fat with its of terror and despair! It then creates despair for all. The end of world's glass this image... They are the products of evil!"

Mukuro started to cry tears of joy. (Yes, thanks Mukuro! I put a lot of work into it. I wanted to be poetic.)

Yomi sniffed. (Togashi doesn't like you Yomi.) "I'M BLIND! I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN BECAUSE I BROKE KURAMA'S CUP!" The elf began to cry.

"What's your problem?" Kurama asked.

"You made me blind!"

"Not you!"

"No one ever said my projects were pure evil until just now! I'm so happy!" Mukuro replied.

"You bitch! You created twinkies!" Kurama threw a rock at her head.

"...The content was going so well until the comment," Shura sighed. (No one likes you Shura.)

Two hours later...

"I got hungry so I made enough curry for the whole office," Hiei announced.

There's something suspicous about this... Everytime Hiei cooks there's something wrong with it. I swear, this man would probably burn a milkshake. He can't even make Kool- aid without scewing up. It reminds me of that time he "made" sake.

Flashback

"I made sake!" Hiei announced.

"Really?" Yusuke poured himself a glass. He spat it out. "Yuck! Hiei, this is rice, wine, and grapes!"

"I added a monkey's foot for good luck."

He turned green.

End flashback

"Hey, I did it all literally by the book! Gimme some credit you damn smart ass fox!" Hiei growled.

Kurama threw Hiei in the dumpster. (I dunno why there's a dumpster in there.)

"Hey, everybody! Family Guy's on!" Jin cried.

"Ooh! Family Guy!" The whole office left to watchg TV. (That's one of the reasons why I still watch TV. I don't own it sadly...)

Half an hour later...

Raizen held up chopsticks. "I'm ready for food!"

"Huh? Someone ate it all. At least they acknowledge the fact that I actually cooked," Hiei replied.

The theif left a trail of yogurt...

"Follow that yogurt!" Kurama ran away.

"I guess we don't need you," Hiei whispered to Snout, who was on a leash.

Snout sighed. T.T

So we followed the trail and ended up at...

"The horror of unspeakable horrors. The girl's bathroom," Kurama stared at the sign that read "Women" in horror. "If we don't make it out, Hiei I want you to know that... I'm not a natural red head. My natural color is black."

O.o o.O O.O "Uh... Sure... On the count of three. One... Two... Three!" Hiei ran in, his eyes covered.

Kurama laughed because he didn't go in.

Hiei dragged the fox in. "Dumb ass."

Mukuro was playing with twinkies on the sink. "You're confused too?"

"No!" Kurama growled.

"Where's the food theif?" Hiei asked.

"I saw her go in there," Mukuro pointed at a stall.

"You know her."

"I would have said so."

Hiei closed his eyes and slowlyopened the door. He opened them to see who it was. It was...

"ACK! IT WAS BOTAN!" Hiei fainted

"Don't blame me for being hungry!" She growled, though morbidly obese.

"You didn't eat my twinkies," Mukuro growled, an eye twitching.

"Wha...?"

"You didn't eat my twinkies." She held a box up. "Eat it."

"I'm full now. So..."

"EAT IT BITCH!"

Botan screamed and ran out. Mukuro chased her.

I guess Hiei and I are the only sane ones here. At least that's solved.

The next day...

"Wow. Mukuro's not here. Thaty explains a lot..." Yusuke mumbled.

Meanwhile...

"GET BACK HERE BITCH!" Mukuro was still chasing Botan.

"LORD KOENMA THIS CRAZY WOMAN WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!" Botan cried.

End case 23

Heh. I forgot who gave me the idea. I'm afraid to check right now because my grandparents have dial up(Whgich is incredably slow. Ugh). When I look I'm say in the next chapter... Case. Next is Touya's case, baby! Heck yeah! (Everyone remembers the cup thing right? If not, say so in a review.)

Reviews are appreciated! Japan Cat sighing off.