Yay! Christmas day! ...And it's raining outside. Here's a present for all the loyal readers. (And Touya at this time of the year! Perfect timing, huh?) ...Unless you celebrate Hannakah (sp? No offense. I can't spell.) or Kwanza. Then, there's you Hannakah/ Kwanza/ Christmas present! On with the fic!
Note:
Office Food: The idea was inspired from The-god-of-manga's review.
Uh... Someone suggested this but... I can't remember which chapter to look under. Kentucky Fly Chick helped me figure out how to change this. (The orginal version of this is crap.)
Insert the reference note. As of now, I am refusing to put it here.
Yusuke the Detective
Case 24: Touya's Refridgerator (sp?)
It was a quiet day. A perfect, relaxing, ninja-less day. Kinda boring but who cares. It's quiet!
"You want me to let Mukuro out of the closet?" Hiei asked.
"Whatever you do, don't let that bitch out of the closet!" Yusuke growled.
"Okay, I fininshed making lunch!" Kurama cheered and then muttered under his breath, "Why am I the only person here that can cook?" (Ain't it the truth?)
"What was that?" Raizen asked.
"You forgot your mustard."
"But's it's Anti- Mustard Day for SHART."
"Whatever."
That was when HE appeared.
The camera zoomed in on Karasu, who cheered, "I'm special!" Of course the camera quickly switched to Touya. "Hey!"
There goes my ninja-less day.
"I'm in need of help," he said, ignoring the voice over.
"You need mental help, too?" Shigure asked. "I could always become a brain surgeon and--"
"NO!" the whole office growled.
"I lost my refridgerator," Touya added to his first comment.
"Penguin? Like Roy?" Raizen asked, giving Roy a cookie. (Roy: Murrh...)
"Do you have comprehesion problems?"
"Yes I do! My doctor says it's the chemcals from my hairspray but I say--"
"Don't burst into song. That's reserved for Disney." (Indeed.)
"I got the worst grade cause me, Mukuro and Yomi were taking a test and I got a 45 and you'll never guess who got the highest score!"
"Mukuro."
"Yeah! Yomi got a... Seven! He was cheating too. Bastard."
"I was not cheating! I was simply asking for a piece of information from Mukuro only from her piece of paper therefore giving you the knowledge for your test," Yomi replied.
"Exactly. Cheating," Mukuro replied. (She broke the closet door open.)
"No. Cheating is taking something from another and claiming it as your own." (This dictionary sucks.)
"Look, I just need my refridgerator," Touya sighed with irritation.
"You just like it for the freezer, huh? Admit it!" Raizen joked.
Touya froze the demon.
"To get to the point..." Kurama said, pulling out a note pad. "...Who would steal a fridge?"
"I don't know. Yukina? Kuronue. Jin. Suzaku... Nevermind him."
"I vote Suzaku," Hiei commented.
"Whatever," Yusuke sighed.
Yukina
"Refridgerator? No. I wish I could tell you who has it but... I have no clue really. But your penguin?" Yukina was interupted.
"My penguin hasn't been stolen. Who keeps on telling you this?" Touya growled.
"Uh... Well... I haven't taken anything like that... I've stolen a hat and Hiei's sword..."
"And his pants."
"Too true. (Everyone knows about now.) Um, yeah."
Kuronue
"A PENGUIN!" Kuronue squealed with delight. "Do you know how long I've wanted a penguin! Not even Youko knows! I've wanted one since I was a wee little three year old bat! But my mama told me that he'll poke my eye out. But I still want one! They're so cute with their weird feather fur things! And they go murrh! What's better than that!"
"WHY IS EVERYBODY MENTIONING PENGUINS! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ME WHEN I ASK ABOUT A REFRIDGERATOR!" Touya is PO'ed now.
"...Refridgerator? What's that?"
"That question was a mistake," Yusuke sighed.
"But, don't you see, I'm a ghost!" Kuronue continued ranting. "Ghosts cannot take anything from the Realm of the Living unless that is what will let them rest in piece. Otherwise, they become waundering ghosts! And besides that, I can't touch Humans or demons. It sucks."
"Your idea, Touya," Yusuke sighed.
"It was only a thought," he replied.
To Jin.
Jin
"I hear foot steps..." Jin looked over his shoulder. "Gasp! Touya! It's been days!" He tried to hug the other demon.
Touya threw an ice cube at his head. "Be happy that's all you get."
"Did you steal Touya's fridge? And don't mention penguins. Touya's short on temper right now," Kurama said.
"Why? And also, if I were to mention penguins I have Lucky!" he pointed at an orange penguin with a green hat. (Lucky: is singing an Irish drinking song)
"Stupid, met Lucky," Hiei kicked his penguin.
"Uh... How intersting... Touya, what's with you?"
Touya's eye was twitching. "My refridgerator is the source of my... SANITY!"
"We've done this before..." Hiei commented, his face turning white. "What the hell is he doing?"
"I believe that's the worm," Yusuke said.
Let's go to Genkai before he does something real crazy!
Genkai
"Uh... A refridgerator? I have my own, dumb ass. If not then I would be killed by food poisoning from rotted food," Genkai growled.
"You needed a second one," Yusuke replied with confidence.
"And get a high electric bill! Hell no!"
"It's true. You could save hundreds on your electric bill by unplugging that second refridgerator. So please save our energy and take this thought into consideration. Thank you California. Now we can go and take back the White House! (Insert Howard Dean scream.)" Kurama added.
"I'm not gonna touch that," Hiei replied, sweatdropping.
"AIHEHEHE! (The hell kind of laugh is that?) MY HAIR IS BLUE! AND GREEN! I HAVE NO PUPALS IN MY GORGEOUS BLUE EYES THAT MAKE THE FANGIRLS TO OOOOOOOOHHHH! THEY THINK I'M NICE... I AM NOT! AND I'LL ROCK THIS SCHOOL...! Er, TEMPLE!" Touya screamed. "I'M THE SEX! I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!"
"That's nice Touya..."
Uh... I'm disturbed. To Suzaku.
Suzaku
"Why don't you ever say anything!" Suzaku growled, his room filled with Ryuichi Sakuma stuff.
"Look I'm tired. Did you steal Touya's refridgerator?" Yusuke asked.
"Yeah. The writer's been typing for three hours. I do. See I use it for the freezer for my penguin. Ryuichi loves girls who can talk to penguins and guys who can't read kanji. I fit in both! Ryuichi, you are mine!"
"Ugh. I'm disappointed. Come on Kurama." All but Touya and Suzaku left.
"Suzaku..." Touya growled.
"Uh... Hi...?" Suzaku senses danger!
"SHARDS OF WINTER!"
I didn't want to stay there! Suzaku is freaking nuts! All we need to know is if Touya's alright.
"I am now," Touya said with a sparkly smile. (For fangirls to swoon for.)
Great. Case closed. Class dismissed.
End case 24
(Clapping.) Great. I have satisfied many now.
The cup? I wanna tell you all it again. Here goes:
Youko: I have a favorite cup. Kuronue stole it for me. Yomi stole it. I found out. I am angry. Yomi went blind. We never made up.
So basically, Yomi went blind because he stole Kurama's cup.
Review please!
