...Hi. Sorry bout the update. Last week there was a really bad storm and my mom didn't drive in all that wind. (Spooky!) So I couldn't type at home cause the power might go out and also, that laptop at home doesn't upload for some reason. I can't update on weekdays because I have homework. On that note, let's just hurry up and get on with the chapter.
No voice over!
It's all normal?
"Lots of speech"
'No thought really...'
Too many scenes.
Yusuke the Detective
Case 25: Jin's Pot of Gold (A.K.A. The chapter on crack)
"Anyone who's reading this:
I will be at an anime convention (Why is it always an anime convention?) with Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara. Kurama planned out my replacements...
-Yusuke
"The following were recomended by Yusuke (Not really!):
(In alphabetical order...)
Mukuro.
Raizen.
Shura.
Yomi.
Have a nice day! (heart)
-Kurama"
"DON'T HARM MY ZINGERS!
-Hiei"
"Why am I always last! Even shura's before me! He doesn't even have his name on the character list!" Yomi complained. (Shura cried, but no one cared.)
Suddenly explosions, censored sound effects, and gunshots were heard.
O.o "Raizen, what the hell are you watching!" Mukuro growled.
"I'm watching 'Gangsta Pretty Ponies'! Then, they're gonna show Rejected Care Bears!" Raizen explained, smiling.
"You enjoy watching that crap?" Kuronue asked.
"It's funny! Wanna watch?"
Everybody replied, "We'd rather not..."
"I don't like you Mukuro!" Yomi said, an eye twitching which raises his intimation(sp?) level by ten points. "I'm ten times more Japanese than you'll ever be, Mu-ku-ro and Rai-zen!"
"Oh, shut up!" Mukuro kicked Yomi in a very.. low place.
"You know what, everybody just shut up! I'm trying to watch my Rejected Care Bears!" Raizen growled.
"Jin came out of nowhere, "I need help! Where's Yusuke!"
Everbody replied, "Anime convention."
"Kurama?"
"Anime convention."
"Hiei?"
"Anime convention."
"Botan?"
"Anime convention."
"Koenma?"
"Anime convention."
"Amanuma?"
"Anime convention."
"Ugh! I just need a detective!"
"Sure. I'm gonna need someone to work with," Mukuro said. (Mukuro and her little demon minions!)
"Ooh! Pickme! Pickme!" Raizen waved his hand around.
"We could always be partners," Yomi replied with a suggestive grin.
Mukuro ran away, dragging Raizen. (Raizen: Wee!)
One hour later..
"What'd you lose?" Mukuro asked.
"Me pot of gold," Jin answered. (Who am I trying to fool? I can't write accents!)
"I lost my lite brites. I AM NOT RAI! ...Or am I?" Raizen smirked.
Ignoring that, she (Mukuro's the only female here. O.o) asked, "Any suspects?" (Raizen was sad. Then he went to dance with Touya and his penguin who were dancing to "Ride on Shooting Star" by The Pillows.)
"EVERYONE!" Jin screamed as if no one can already hear him.
"Well, in that case, it's safe for me to do the unthinkable." Mukuro pulled out a phone. "867-5309."
"Huh?" Hiei answered the phone.
"Hiei? I thought you were at the anime convention."
"I couldn't show up. I have a cold." Sniff. (Yuck!)
"Oh. Did you steal Jin's pot of gold?"
"No." Hang up.
"We have to do some research. Come on Raizen." She dragged Raizen by the arm.
"No! I wanna dance with Touya! Lemme go!" Raizen complained.
"But me gold!" Jin pouted. (Jin the pirate, yo ho, yo ho!)
"I'll get your stupid gold once we research and after Raizen puts a shirt on for once!" Mukuro growled.
"You know you love my chest! Yeah, I'm too sexy for my shirt. I'm a model if you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the cat walk. Yeah on the cat walk. Yeah on the cat walk. Yeah I shake my little toosh(Sp?) on the cat walk!" Raizen started to dance. (I don't own the song these lines came from.)
"I'm leaving you behind."
The Office, nya!
"I wish I was taller," Mukuro sighed as she stood on the ladder to reach the top self of some closet thing. (Seriously. I think she's as tall as Yusuke. So therefore Hiei would be at here shoulders, almost if you had them stand next to each other. All I know it that I'm as tall as Yusuke. What am I ranting about?)
"BOO! I am the... Closet ghost!" Kuronue came out of nowhere. Insert weird finger gesture.
"AIYA!" She fell backward. (That's my weird scream, punk!)
Kuronue's eyes shifted. "...Fear me!" Disappear.
Two hours later...
"Wow. I can see Mother waving at me at the end of a loooooooooong tunnel..." Mukuro mumbled
"Yay! Now that you're up, you can eat the tofu you hit your head on!" Raizen waved it around.
"I'd rather not..."
"See? That's why you're always gonna be a shrimpy little woman! You need milk! Are you gonna be like Edward Elric forever!"
"Whatever!"
"Don't whatever the Fullmetal Alchemist!"
Ignore. "We still need to do some research."
"The pot of gold thing?" Hiei asked. "There's always chapter six."
"And exactly how are we supposed to go to chapter six when we're nineteen chapters away from that?" Mukuro growled.
"There's a time machine in the back."
Sweatdrop. "Sure."
Two hours later...
"I don't get it..." Raizen said. "Why didn't we appear in that chapter if we went back in time?" (Actually the "Three Kings" series wasn't even known to me yet except I saw a picture of Mukuro on anime analyze and I wasn't sure how the heck that was a chick yet. So basically I think I was at the "Chapter Black" series. Crap! I'm ranting again.)
"You saw the chapter right?" Hiei asked as he watched Yu Yu Hakusho on TV. (DVDs. Hate the edited version even if it was funny when they left the part when Itsuki came out of the closet in.)
"Yeah and it disturbed me," Mukuro answered.
"It disturbs everybody."
Kuronue floated in. "ACK! The living dead! Her name makes sense!" Melodramatic faint.
"It was Shishi. Shishi or Suzuka," Raizen said.
Mukuro looked at the screen. "Does my hair really look that weird from behind?" (Yes. In many angles Mukuro.)
"Should we care?" Hiei asked slurping his ramen. (Pig.)
Shishi
"What would I do with gold?" Shishi asked.
"I know! I know! Pick me!" Raizen waved his hand.
"Spit it out."
Spit! "Get a whole bunch of make up so you look just like a woman! Even enough to make Mukuro look somewhat feminine!"
Mukuro smacked him. (The truth hurts sometimes.)
"You know it's true! I mistook you for a man when I first saw you!" Raizen said. (Everyone did.)
"And I mistook you for a freakin' hippie!"
"...I like flies."
Eyes narrow. "I'm sure you do."
"Right, well, I, Shishiwakumaru (14 letters!), do not need gold or that much make up for that matter. I am too beautiful!" Shishi sparkled.
"If you say so." Mukuro growled.
"Are you denying my beauty?"
"Even Mukuro's prettier than you!" Raizen cried.
Karasu came out of nowhere. "BURN!" He got stared at. "You got served!"
"Uh... OKay, you guys are targeting my sanity. I stole Jin's pot of gold." Shishi replied.
"Why?" Raizen asked.
"Yeah! Tell, you bastard!" Jin added after appearing out of nowhere.
"It's what you get for stealing my make up!" Shishi growled.
"Grr.. Tornado fist!" (Or some crap like that.)
"I'm going home..." Mukuro sweatdropped.
"No, let's go watch Yu Yu Hakusho with Hiei!" Raizen dragged her with him.
End case 25
Wow. Crack chapter. Yeah, this is the one my friend flamed so if it sucks just say so. I lost readers at some point...
Notes:
1. 867-5309?- That was from an song in the 80's by Tommy Tutone. (Or something like that.) Yeah. I listen to 80's music...
2."I'm toosexy for my shirt"- If you don't know I'm afraid. That was based of the song "I'm too sexy" from Right Said Fred.
3. "Wow. I can see Mother waving at me at the end of a loooooooooong tunnel..." - ...Does Mukuro even know her mom? O.o Random thought.
4. Fullmetal Alchemist? Edward Elric?- FRom another anime called Fullmetal Alchemist. I don't own.
5. Chapter 6- That was Shishi's make up, remember?
I was reading this book. It said that if you looked at the unscarred part of Mukuro's face, you can tell she must have been beautiful. ... Whatever! That's what they said about every other chick. Too many notes...
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