Sorry bout the update. I'm in a really crappy mood right now. I mean at this website some idiot had their freaking mother post for them! GROW THE HELL UP! Jeez... I won't be there for a while, that's for sure.

Man, no voice over!

Stuff

"Speech"

'No thought here.'

New scene!

Yusuke the Detective

Case 26: Little Shuichi Returns

"Hey, Mukuro, wanna help me clean the closet?" Yomi asked.

Mukuro smacked him. "GET AWAY!"

T.T "Why are you so mean? I just wanted a helping hand... WHY MUST FATE DO SUCH THINGS!"

"You suck."

"Dude, you don't use Mukuro for housework..." Shura sweatdropped.

"Don't worry, Yomi! I'll help!" Raizen jumped into the closet. (That's what he was trying to avoid...) "All you have to do is pull this wallpaper off! All clean!" Thumbs up.

"You forgot this comic book... What is it anyway? (Bleep!)" Shura blinked twice and opened it up. Suddenly, Shuichi popped out of the book. "AIYA!"

"That's what you get for trying to read a nasty book, Shura."

"Where's Shuichi? Big Shuichi," Shuichi asked. (Insert Shuichi Shindo here.)

Everyone replied, "Anime Convention."

"Well, damn!"

"What'd you lose?" Shura asked.

"My samurai sword," Shuichi answered simply.

"Why would a fourteen year old boy need a samurai sword?" Mukuro asked.

"I have my ID card on there."

"ID? Anyone wanna see my sexy picture?" Raizen waved his arms around.

"Uh..." Shuichi stared. "I have a report due on the first day of school (Note that it's still summer in this fanfic. Lucky bastards.) so I decided to get started. i went to the library and they kept calling me 'Kokoda' and saying how 'Kokoda' needs a library card and not Shuichi's card."

"So you need your card to prove you're Shuichi and not Kokoda?"

"Yeah."

"That's why I don't go to libraries," Mukuro said.

"You could always go to the library with me," Yomi replied.

"Whatever."

Sadness aura... "Well, let's move on. i guess the detective will be..."

"Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!" Raizen waved his hand around.

"You were already the detective so shut up!"

"Nuh- uh! I was the side kick!"

"Whatever! I'll be the detective and Shura, you'll just hang around and pretend to be loved! Raizen, you'll be the side kick! ...Again. Let's go! Up, up and away!" He jumped out the window and flew away.

Silence.

"...Damn elves," Mukuro sighed.

Ten minutes later...

"Yomi, why are you always picking on Mukuro, you big bully!" Raizen asked.

"I'm not picking on her!" Yomi growled. "Your presence makes my ice pack melt!"

"That's what you get, you bully! Heh... Crashing into street lights."

"I'm... There's just a beauty..."

"Hitting streetlights?"

"Mukuro, you heavymetal rock player!"

"He's just pretending not to be a cord," Hiei said smuggly.

"Hiei, shut up! Who asked you, anyway!" Yomi growled.

"...The truth hurts sometimes, man."

"You suck," growled the unloved Shura.

HIei dunked his head into a bowl of ramen. "Besides that, You're the neighboorhood pervert. No one hooks up with them. Except Miroku from InuYasha but that anime sucks."

"Yeah and Mukuro is supposed to be paired with Hiei but do the people care? They write things that make us say 'You wrote about us doing what?' And somewhere out there, some sick bastard has paired me with Yusuke or Yomi. Come to think of it, Hiei is paired with Mukuro and Kurama. Wow, he sure does have a thing for red heads!" (I've seen him paired with Botan. ...And Yukina. YUCK!)

"Shut up!" Hiei smacked the... Whatever Raizen is.

Poor Yomi stared at the ground, broken heated.

"Let's get ice cream, Yomi!" Raizen dragged him away.

The office

"Hi, Mukuro!" Raizen greeted

Hiss!

"I have a mission for you! You're gonna be secratary! You just answer the phone!" The phone rang. "Go get 'em you, child of the living dead!" (Someone had too much sugar.)

"What?" Mukuro growled.

Kuwabara asked, "Hello, this is..."

"I know that's you Kuwabara."

"Damn!" Hang up.

"SUSPECT ONE TIME!" Raizen banged his head on the wall. "My psychic abilities tell me who it may be! Shigure!" Bang! "Botan!" Bang! "Yukina!" Bang! "Keiko!" Bang!

"You're scary..." Shuichi twitched.

Shigure

"Gasp! Another sword! That's too much for some as sexy as I!" Shigure's eye went into spasms.

"Get over yourself." Yomi ate more ice cream.

"I have Hiei sword. It's a collection."

"How many does he have?" Shuichi asked.

"Oh, you're interseted?"

O.o o.O O.O Everyone ran away.

Botan and Yukina

Botan was drinking tea with Yukina. "Just because I stole the office food...! I'm still out of shape! Why would I need a samurai sword!"

"I dunno, Botan... You've been rather... Violent lately..." Yukina replied.

"I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'M VIOLENT!" She held a knife to Yukina's head but stopped when she noticed everyone staring. "Ahem! Nope, not me! You've got the wrong person!"

"Uh... Botan's been so stressed lately. She missed so much work that she had to make it all up today or get fired. As for me, I've given up my life of crime. But really, why do you need a sword?"

"My ID's there," Shuichi replied.

"Look at my sexy picture!" Raizen held up a picture of Youko Kurama.

"Indeed..."Botan drooled.

"Wrong one." Held up his ID. "It's sexy!"

Silence.

"Yeah. I should've grown a mustache."

"We're leaving you," Yomi said.

Keiko

"Who are you again?" Keiko asked.

"I'm Shuichi's step brother," Shuichi answered.

"So hand over the sword, bi... Bi-yotch!" Raizen hit her with a bat.

Keiko smacked him. "What the heck do you mean 'bi-yotch!' Why are you here anyway?"

"I can cuss with your parents nearby! Yay! EVERYONE, KEIKO'S A BITCH!"

"Whatever... Freak. I lost my samurai sword with my ID on it. I AM NOT KOKODA!" Shuichi yelled.

"Why would I have it?" Keiko asked.

Hiei came out of nowhere. 'It's in her closet."

"You..." Keiko chased the poor little man with a knife.

Library

"Kid, you can't use Shuichi's card. Get your own," the librarian said

"Damn you. I'm not Kokoda..." Shuichi growled.

He ended up with a card for Kokoda. ...Whoever Kokoda may be...

End Case 26

Notes:

1. "Go get 'em, you child of the living dead."- Ever wonder why Kuronue said "The living dead! Her name makes sense now!"? Actually, Mukuro's name means corpse. Fun.

2. I screwed up Yusuke's sign. He's Leo. Not a cancer.

I have an identity crisis. At school I'm Vannessa, Victoria, Rosa(!), and my real name, Veronica. Then, at neopets, i'm moog, mukuro, JC, and all my screen names. Wow.

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