Happy early Chinese New Year! Now it's the year of the dog. I dunno what I'm talking about either. I've given up on the idea of side stories. I take two hours to type up one chapter...

A voice over! Finally!
But it's stll mostly normal print.
New scene! Ha!
"Speech!"
'I'm not thinking.'

Yusuke the Detective

Case 27: Recollection

My name is Urameshi. Yusuke Urameshi. A detective. (Cut it out with the fragments!) A very... Bored detective. It's been a few months since I came back from the anime convention. It's been quiet ever since... Too quiet.

"You're just paranoid," Kurama said.

"Whatever! No one stop their crimes! Not in this office! Everyone here is insane!" Yusuke growled (Especially Raizen!) as he pulled out cards to plat solitare. (I spelled that right?) "I think I might have done it all..."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Y'know... Solved all the cases that have ever been in in this office."

"Maybe..." was what came out of Kurama's mouth, but he was thinking, 'So why'd you take so many days off?' He asked, "So... What're the X-files anyway?"

"Stuff we never solved just so the readers can go nuts about it only to find out it was a cheap trick like that and to make you mad just because you never thought about it that much." (Really!)

"...I would've figured..." Kurama sighed. "If the Three Kings people never showed up, the readers may have kept their sanity. Maybe we should block them next time."

Yusuke slid in his chair.

"What's with you?"

"This sucks."

"Everyone, I have posted your horoscopes for this month." Itsuki came out of nowhere. "I must say though, Aquarius will have a bad one."

Keiko got mad. "Darn!"

"Due to unknown forces, it is August so Leo will have fun."

"Lucky me..." Yusuke mumbled.

Itsuki sat on the TV. "In other news, it will be raining..."

"But it's sunny! How can it...!" Hiei was cut off when it suddenly started raining.

"...With a chance of chocolate bunnies." (Raizen waved his arms around. "Itsuki's a genie!")

"Now you're just mocking me." It started raining chocolate bunnies. (Wouldn't it be awesome if that really did happen?) "CHOCLATE!" He jumped out the window. Silence.

"I suggest shock tarts." Shock. "They're addictive." Shock. He walked out. Shock.

"Why isn't anything going my way today!" Yusuke banged his head on his desk.

Hiei came back with his mouth, some bags, and pockets full of chocolate. "Waf wif im?"

"Don't talk with your mouth full," Kurama sighed.

Swallow. "Whatever."

Yusuke ran into the closet and started crying.

Raizen knocked on the door. "...Yusuke?"

"GO AWAY, YOU... YOU... HEAVY METAL ROCKER!"

Raizen started to cry. "I hate you!" (Insert soap opera music here.)

"I hate you, too!"

"I'd hate you even if you weren't my (Here we go!) great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson!"

"Well, I'd hate you even if you weren't my great, great, great, great, great, great ,great, great, great, great, great grandfather!"

"I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you!"

"I'd hate you even if that made sense!"

"Wanna get a soda?" Hiei asked.

"'Kay!" Kurama smiled. (Can't think. My mom keeps messing up my fast vibe.)

When they came back...

"...It's quiet. Where's Yusuke?" Kurama asked.

"He's at the bridge," Mukuro answered.

"And why is he at the bridge?"

"He's..." The phone rang. "What?"

It was Yuki Sohma. "Hi, is this Yusuke's office?"

"...yeah."

"Oh! That's great!" (Great number 23.)

"I'm not ordering pizza if that's what you're getting at."

"No! We're like brothers."

Mukuro sweatdropped. 'Do I really sound that masculine?'

"We were both liscened by Funimation! And we have the same voice actors/ actresses! (Here we go again!) Justin Cook did Haru and Chris Sabat did Ayame and Jerry Jewel did Kyo and Laura Bailey did Tohru and Kimberly Grant (Something like that.) did Momiji and John Burgmeier (Why does Your name have to be so hard to spell!) did Shigure and Eric Vale (who became creepy during Fullmetal Alchemist.) did me and..."

"HURRY UP AND GET TO THE POINT!"

"I need my masculinity!"

Mukuro hung up. "Anyway, he was gonna jump off..."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Keiko ran to the bridge.

Hiei chuged his soda. "I'm hungry." He walked out.

The phone rang again. "What?"

The voice was styrange and high pitched. "'Ello! Am loookin fo'..."

"Yuki, I know that's you. That's why there's caller ID." Hang up.

Keiko and Kurama

"Yusuke! Don't jump!" Keiko cried.

"Wha...? How'd you...?" Yusuke asked.

"The lady with the screwed up face told me!" (You know it's true! How did the person who wrote that book find her... Beautiful?)

"Screw Mukuro then!" Yusuke jumped.

"He can't..." Kurama mumbled.

"I know..." Keiko started to feel the tears build up in her eyes. "TAKE ME WITH YOU!" Keiko tried to jumped.

The fox grabbed her. "It's okay, Keiko! He just picked the wrong river!"

"Okay!" Keiko smacked the poor red headed. "Every river's the wrong river! You're being insensitive..."

"Ow!" Yusuke hit something.

"What the... He's alright..."

"No one ever drowns in this river. That's why he can't..." Kurama stopped.

"...I just..." Yusuke looked at his reflection in the river.

"You...!" Keiko jumped down. "Yusuke you moron!" She just let the tears roll out.

The next day...

"I forgot about Puu..." Hiei mumbled as he flipped through photo albums.

Kurama was looking over his shoulder. "Everyone did."

"What're you guys doing?" Yusuke asked.

"Looking at the time I wasted in Human World," Hiei answered simply.

"Remember when my hair was short?" Kurama asked.

"What life was that in?"

"My hair was short when we first met! I was fourteen!"

"I was... Older than that."

I never hang out with these guys when they do that. So much for Itsuki's horoscope...

"Mine said I'll experience weight loss," Hiei said. Oo

"...Mine said... Mine said I'll be seperated from something I love and get depressed about it. ... I'm not feeling anything at all so don't worry about it!" Kurama smiled.

"Maybe Itsuki confused Libra with Leo. You're having a better month."

"Other than the weight loss thing, what did he say about Gemini?"

"The twins with rumble leading to one bad month."

"Leo's in the spot light. Aquarius should take it easy," Keiko said.

"No one asked you," Shura growled.

"That may be true but that doesn't change the fact that your name isn't on the character list."

Shura started to cry.

Yukina burst into the room. "Hiei, I challenge you to a rumble!"

"Bring it on! Meet me in the alley at five!" Hiei cheered.

That's why I don't trust horoscopes.

Minamino Residence

"Shuichi! ...S!" Shiori called.

Kurama's stepdad smiled at little Shuichi. "That means you too, Kokoda." He was deathglared.

When Kurama came into the room, Shiori said, "Your stepfather has some news."

"Well, I'm going to start another business..."

"Dad, what's wrong with the one you have now?" Little Shuichi asked.

"Well, these scary girls from this Shuichi Fanclub have been stalking me. Weshould leave..."

"I get it! You want me to get this really ugly hairdo and dress like a hippie so they'll go away, right?" Kurama asked and made Shiori laugh at the mental picture he gave her.

"Well, you see..." Kurama's stepdad paused for a momnent... A dramtic moment! Dun dun dun!

The next day...

"So how was that rumble yesterday?" Hiei asked.

"I smashed that punk! But then I realized she drew herself on the wall and stayed home. Craphead," Hiei growled.

"I'm feeling better!" Yusuke cheered as he bounced off the walls... literally.

"Ooh, did Yukimura take you on a date?" Kuwabara asked.

"Dude, I always escape her. I ate a pound of Itsuki's chocolate."

"Ooh, you're gonna get fat!"

"Shut up!"

"At least I stayed to see you cheer up," Kurama said.

Everyone stared. "What?"

"I'm moving to Okinawa."

End Case 27

Notes:
1. Yuki Sohma- From Fruits Basket which I don't own.
2. Justin Cook- Yusuke
3. Chris Sabat- Kuwabara
4. Jerry Jewel- Jin, Suzaku and Barry the butcher in Fullmetal Alchemist!
5. Laura Bailey- Keiko
6. Kimberly Grant- Rinku
7. John Burgmeier- Kurama
8. Eric Vale- Little Shuichi and I think he did Sakyo

I was gonna take a break a while and catch up with my other fanfic for a few weeks. I'll let your mind waunder- What will I do next? Who knows? It's the end? Review please!