Man! It feels like forever since I last updated! I've been looking forward to this! I feel kinda sad that's already over though. Maybe I'll come back to it later. But I think the possiblity of that is the possibility of Mukuro looking pretty or somewhat feminine... Or I might do a sequel or something depends on how I feel later...
Voice over... But it won't happen much. Voice over how I miss you...
The normal stuff! What is normal anyway?
New scene! MWA HA HA!
"Speech!"
'I'm not thinking.'
"So much emphasis!"
Yusuke the Detective
Case 30: Goodbye and Good Luck, Friends
"WHAT!" Yusuke gasped.
I can't believe it! Kurama's moving to Okinawa!
"Why Okinawa? Why not Osaka so you can be supierior with your normal Japanese dialect?" Hiei asked smugly.
"But... My fanclub tormented everybody... They could find me there easily and it'll take them three hours by bullet train..." Kurama replied.
"I understand that, but why not a restraining order? It sounds like it'll make sense to me... I think..." Kuwabara said.
"Yeah... I guess but..." Kurama walked out of the room... Gloomy aura... Gloomy aura... There was then a long, tense silence in the office.
"...HIEI SAD!" Hiei started to cry. (Bob Dole! Or however you spell his name...)
"Yomi is sad too!" Yomi started to cry, even though no one cared. "Let's be blind together!"
Hiei backed away slowly...
"This isn't the way to end a fanfic!" Yusuke growled, holding up a clutched fist.
"What! This is the end!" Kuwabara gasped.
"Yeah," Mukuro growled, sarcastically. "Otherwise, I wouldn't be going back to Demon World."
"HIEI SAD!" Hiei grabbed her by the ankles and started to sob heavily. (I dunno why, but just sounds so weird to me...)
"Whatever! You were supposed to be in Demon World from the start!" She kicked him. (You guys! This is all Mukuro's fault! Just because she's a big fat, stupid bitch!)
"Grr..." Hiei bit her ankle.
"You guys are scaring me," Yusuke said, only to be ignored.
"But I don't want Kurama to go... He's cool..." Raizen mumbled.
"Who am I gonna pick on?" Shura asked, only to be ignored. He started to cry because he was being ignored. But no one cared.
"I know! We could always find a reason for him not to move!"
"You're right, Raizen! ...For once. Man, that's gotta be a sign of the end of the world... Anyway I know what to do! There's the basement!" Yusuke pointed out.
Everyone gasped.
Botan added just to be dramatic, "You can't go in there! You need Koenma to give you the key! He never gives anyone the key!"
Ten seconds later...
Yusuke walked up to Koenma. "Can I have your key?"
"Sure," Koenma handed Yusuke the key.
Ten more seconds later...
Everyone was at the basement.
"I can believe he gave you the key!" Botan complained.
Shura got mad at her and threw her in a time portal. For once, people were glad Shura was there.
Yusuke opened the door slowly with a creek... He walked into the room, an eerie aura appearing suddenly... Yusuke began to laugh like he was possessed. Everyone stared, waiting for him to make his head spin and throw up pea soup like on The Exorcist. Then again, Hiei couldn't eat pea soup for a week after that movie...
"What the hell's in here that's supposed to help us?" Hiei growled.
"Heh heh heh... It is... My great granfather's crystallized fungus! Beat that!" Yusuke waved it around.
"I repeat- What the hell is in here that's supposed to help us with our problem?"
"My great granfather's fungus! Don't you get it?"
Mukuro raised an eyebrow in disgust. "Are you sure you should be touching that with your bare hands?"
"Hey, Mukuro! Here! Take a whiff! It's good luck!" Yusuke waved it around.
Mukuro turned green and fainted.
"Fine, if you don't want good luck..." He took a big whiff. "Man, I already feel lucky!"
"Dude, I'm not eating that," Hiei growled.
"Dude, you don't eat it. You wish on it."
"What kind of crap is that? Who wishes on fungus?" Yomi asked.
Kuronue looked sad. "I can't wish. I have to live by the rules of the dead. It rules that I can't wish so it comes true. It'll unbalance the world of the living..."
"Ma mama told me it is evil to wish like that!" Karasu waved his arms around.
"Who asked you?" Yomi whacked the bomber on the head with a baseball bat.
Four panels... Lone tear.
"You know what? Screw the fungus! We're just gonna have to find something that's so damn fun that Kurama'll have to stay!" Hiei said.
"Yeah, let's do that," Touya agreed. Everybody ran out after that.
Yusuke went creepy again. "Don't worry my pretty... They'll need you soon enough..." He put it in a jar and put the fungus on his desk...
Insert time laspe here.
"We're gonna find a reason for you to stay, Kurama!" Raizen got in Kurama's face. (I almost put Kurana. Who's Kurana?)
"Uh... That's nice... But... Are you sure this is the best place to do that? I mean, we're in the bathroom..." Kurama mumbled. "I still have to move anyway..."
"Wellllll... There's Final Fantasy and pumpkins and pie eating..." Raizen let Hiei say something.
Hiei added, "Ice cream!" He licked it.
"Manga, name calling, 867-5309, Yusuke, pigeon bowling, flyfishing, Zero Wing..."
"Two ice creams!"
"Bowling, Katamari Damacy, paper cuts (XD), note book burning, beans..."
"Still two ice creams!"
"Gorrillas, telling blondes to sit in the corner of a cicular room, connect the dots, jump rope..."
"Washing an old person!" Kuwabra scrubbed an old man.
"What? That's not fun!" Kurama replied, raising an eyebrow.
"It is for me!" the old man replied.
The redhead sighed. "I'm sorry, guys... I do want to stay but... If Okinawa or all of the fangirls disappeared..." Kurama walked out of the bathroom and ran into the next bathroom and cried. Girls ran out of the bathroom.
"AIEE! KURAMA'S IN THE WRONG BATHROOM!" they screamed.
"What's going on?" Mukuro, who was sitting on the sink, reading a book (To Serve Man), asked.
"What are you doing in this bathroom again!" Shura growled.
"She came to see meee...!" Yomi cheered, only to almost get split in half by an axe Mukuro threw at him. "Nevermind!"
"I'm confused..." she answered coolly.
"You're always confused!" Hiei threw her down the stairs.
"I didn't know there were stairs in here..." Yusuke mumbled.
"My stairs!" Hiei whacked him on the head with a chair and ran away.
Minamino House (Twenty minutes later...)
"Why can't you stay here?" Hiei asked. "Don't you have cousins in Tokyo?"
"Well, yeah... And would you get off my window! THe neighboors think you're stalking me and they're taking it the wrong way!" Kurama growled.
Neighboors
"Edward! The stalker's back again!" Winry screamed. (O.o How long have I planned this?)
"Winry, shut up! I'm trying to watch my Gansta Pretty Ponies- Yo!" Edward growled back.
"Oh, sure! Sit on your lazy butt all day while I have to worry about the stalker coming to kill us after he tortures the neighboors! This is the tanks I get for fixing your automail like a hundred times!"
"Shut up! No one like you, Winry!"
"Brother!" Alphonse ran in. "Look at the cat I found!"
"Shut up Al," the two yelled. (Punks! Don't yell at Al!)
Alphonse started to cry, which was hard for armor to do.
Meanwhile...
"This whole thing is crap," Mukuro growled. "I guess we do have to use this damn thing..."
"DON'T DO IT WITHOUT ME!" Yomi ran into the room.
Mukuro threw the elv- ish demon out the window.
"You're funny, Mukuro! not as funny as Yomi!" Raizen commented between laughs. (I'm glad you think that way.)
"Raizen, shut up for five minutes before I tell you you're being an idiot and make you cry!" Mukuro growled.
The other demon gave her a blank look. "...Meow?"
"Raizen, you're being an idiot."
"Waaah!" Raizen started to cry. "MUKURO YOU'RE MEAN!"
"Indeed. Hermione from Harry Potter will hear about this!" Yomi plopped on a random chair.
"Whatever." Mukuro was about to touch the jar when Yusuke appeared out of nowhere.
"So you're interested in my great granfather's crystallized fungus?" Yusuke asked, making it sound like more of a statement.
The redhead (It still looks more like a brown to me but I haven't watched it in a while. My sis probably doesn't like YYH because it's not a shounen ai. Can't watch right now... Damn homework...) ran away.
"You can run but you can't hide! I have the Demon Compass!" (Raizen laughed. "Yusuke's a genie!")
"Lemme see that!" Hiei snatched the fungus from Yusuke. "How do you use it?"
"You wish on it," Yusuke answered.
"Chee- yah." (I can't believe I had him say that.)
Raised eyebrow. "Alrighty then..."
"You probably won't be able to touch your girlfriend for a week after this."
"I don't have one."
"Like, totally, whatever."
"Are you feeling alright?"
Yusuke started to laughed insanely.
Hiei dropped the fungus and ran away.
That night... (This won't have anything to do with our problem...)
"Hiei! Hey, Hiei!"
Hiei looked down from his tree. "Wha...? Yusuke."
"Uhhh... I'm running away. Can I stay with you for a couple of days?"
"Do you have your fungus?"
"Lemme check... No."
"'Kay." A few hours pass. Hiei started to drool...
(This might gross some people out.) Drip! Drip! Yusuke growled because he was woken out of a sound sleep. He looked up at the sleeping koorime, who was still sleeping soundly. He wiped the saliva off his forhead and climbed up the tree. He shoved a cork into Hiei's mouth and fell back asleep.
Hiei twitched and tossed and turned. He spat the cork out. "Spiders!" He smashed Yusuke with a rock."Spiders!" Smash. "Spiders!" Smash. "Getemoffme!" Smash. "Getemoffme!" Smash. "Getemoffme!"
Yusuke ran away. It was silent and Yusuke fell asleep.
"Spidersgetemoffgetemoffgetoff!" Hiei smashed Yusuke with a rock again.
o.o Remind me never to stay with him again...
The next day...
"Moving day for Shuichi. If he really does leave, then I'll be the top student at Meio High and not the second..." Kaitou mumbled.
"NOOO! He was sexy!" Shigure screamed. (I thought you were too sexy for this fanfic, Shigure.)
"Me and Suzuka spent the whole night making one thousand paper cranes..." Shishi commented.
"It's the Beautiful Suzuka," Suzuka growled. He held up papercutted hands. "I don't want him to go..."
Kuronue sighed sorrowfully. "We were partners for hundreds of years and we met a few months ago... I'm losing him again. Without Kurama, I have no reason to wander in the Realm of the Living..."
"A world with Kurama is a horrible one indeed..." Karasu whined.
"This is it then..." Mokuro (Yes I know I spelled her name wrong.) walked to the jar with the fungus into it. (Like there's any other jars in the office.)
"So are interested..." Yusuke appeared out of nowhere.
O.o "Wha...? But you were just... And... That and... D... Da... Be?" (On another planet, that would be real speech.)
"Let me see it," Hiei said.
"Hold on. We gotta ask the magic eight ball. Is Hiei worthy of the fungus, friend? Yes? Go ahead."
"Okay fungus... I wish for... I wish for... I wish..." Insert the sound of old wheels creaking. "I...Oh... I need a new brain..."
Intermission!
Due to techincal difficulties, you'll have to wait a while...
Long silence.
Insert dancing koala.
End intermission. Back to your Yu Yu hakusho program.
"I wish for... A volcano!" Hiei cried.
"Ugh!" Everyone growled. Anime fall.
"HIEI OMG WTF!" Mukuro growled. (Indeed.)
"You know you love volcanoes!"
"But you should've used the wish to get Kurama to stay!" Raizen added to Mukuro's comment.
"You dumb ass!" Yomi smacked him on the head with a bat.
Suddenly, Kurama burst into the room. "Everyone! Turn on the news!" (That sounds hard...)
Jin stared. "Wha...?"
"Hurry!" (He didn't say "Please hurry." He meant it like "HURRY DAMN IT!")
Jin turned the TV on.
"Hello. This is Koto," Koto said on the news.
"And this is Juri," Juri said.
"And no one cares. We have breaking news. The island of Okinawa has suddenly disappeared due to a volcano but everyone there is suddenly on the island of Kyushu."
"This person got bored, didn't they?" (Yes I did!)
"Shut up!" Hiss. "Anyway. On the island of Honshu, somehow a volcano appeared and destroyed an insane group of girls in the Kurama fanclub. Juri, what do you have to say about this?"
"...I hate you."
Long silence. "How did I get stuck with you...? Tune in at six to heard the same thing!"
Jin turned the TV off. "I hate CEenen since they started reporting... Jin hates the news."
Silence.
"So that means... (Dramatic pause) I'm not moving! I get to stay in Tokyo!" Kurama said cheerfully.
"Oh kick ass!" Yusuke cheered. (I don't get it either.)
"Hiei, you bastard! You kept our sanity here!" Mukuro added.
Everyone turned to Yana, who was picking his nose whil hammering a sandwich to a wall.
Yomi shook his head.
"How'd you know...?" Raizen asked.
"Oh, I have my sources..." Hiei said, as if he were plotting.
"You son of a bitch!" Yusuke hugged him. (Enough with cussing at him!)
"Don't... Touch me..."
Mukuro platted him on the head.
Shura kicked Hiei in the shins. "I hate you!"
Chu broke a glass of beer on Shura's head. "PARTY!"
Ten PM that day...
That was like a farwell party at the office...
"Well, everyone... On this note... We've celebrated today not only Kurama's stay, but also my resignation," Yusuke announced.
"You're resigning!" Snout gasped.
"What the hell do you think, dick nose!"
Snout cried.
"Well, yeah... It's been fun... WE've all been through a lot together... And there's been a lot of memories we can hold onto... Yukina stealing stuff, Puu and Keiko, Shiori, Aya, Kuronue, makeup, Amanuma, the Toguro brothers, Shigure's novel, Raizen, my gel, Mukuro, Yomi, being kidnapped, nasdal spray, Penny/Heion, anime conventions... Being depressed... I didn't want it to end... (Your depression!)"
"This is our end. Together at last..." Kurama added.
"So now, I'm going out with a bang!" Yusuke fired a Spirit Gun at the sky and shot down a plane. "Oops..."
Kuwabara put in a Journey CD.
Rinku frowned and put in the YYH soundtrack.
"I'll see ya'll later!"
Everyone cheered.
"This is it? This is the end!" Hiei gasped.
"Yeah..." Shigure replied, only to get lit on fire. "I'm too sexy to burn!"
"The end is here!" Kurama said.
"That's a big end!" Kuwabara gasped.
"Wanna watch a magic trick?" Karasu asked Amanuma who shook his head. Karasu sent up fireworks. "I learned that this morning!"
"Out with a Bang!" Yusuke waved.
Goodbye and Good luck, Friends.
-The End-
Suzuka: That's it! No topless scene?
Suzaku: No Ryuichi?
Notes:
1. To Serve Man?- It's a cookbook! Twilight Zone reference.
2. Edward, Winry, Al?- From Fullmetal Alchemist.
3. Koto? Juri?- The announcers at the Dark Tournament. Koto was the fox, cat girl. Juri was the... Fish?
To tell you the truth, I was gonna end it after the kidnapping but I didn't want to let the fanfic go. I really wanted to keep going but it feels like my sanity has gone out the door. I hope you like reading this to the end. (Of course I understand if you skipped some chapters like six or seven...) I'll see you in my next fanfic.
My next fic will be "Ride Like the Wind". Oddly enough, it becomes shounen ai (on accident, mind you!) after I got inspiration from a pic I saw at photobucket. Well, that won't shopw up for a while. I'll come up with something random. 'Til then... Don't stop believing. Good night!
