AN: This is my first Smash Bros. fic, so go easy on me. Disclaimer: I own none of the characters on the SSB games. (yet) Though I do own a copy of both SSB and SSBM.
In Ganondorf's room, which looks a lot like the room GD plays the large organ in on Ocarina of Time, the smasher villains, Ganondorf and Bowser are duking it out. Ganondorf unleashes his aerial downward smash move on Bowser. (but not without unleashing something else) We hear what sounds like someone squeezing ketchup from an almost-empty bottle. "Geez man! Whadija eat!" Bowser holding his nose.
"Oops?" Ganondorf blushes. "Can't expect anyone to be able to hold it… GAAHH!" Ganondorf is cut short by Bowser's Koopa Klaw.
"Ha Ha! Take that, Twinkiebutt!" Bowser blew on his claws like a gun.
"Hey! I don't become that till The Wind Waker!" Ganondorf fumes. "When I find the person who made me look like that, I'm gonna give them a taste of my Warlock Punch!"
Capt. Falcon steps in. "I love punch! Gimme some pleeese?"
"Argh!" A devilish grin appears on Ganondorf's face. "Okay, Falcon. You may have some." Ganondorf yells for a second-and-a-half, and we see Capt. Falcon flying out the room.
Ganondorf dusts his hands "That felt good!"
"Holy crap! Have we been practicing THAT long! We better crash in for the night." Bowser looking at a clock. "Gan, you okay?" Ganondorf is crouched down then he suddenly kicks Bowser high up with his upward smash move. "Jeeze! Save it for tomorrow when we kidnap Peach and Zelda!"
"I'm not tired!" Ganondorf whines like a 10 year-old Kokiri.
"Even villains need their rest!" "Oh god! He's more human, yet I seem to be more reasonable!"
"Oh, Fine!"
Bowser and Ganondorf are now in their PJs: Bowser's is pretty much a night cap with mushrooms, and Ganondorf's is nothing but pink(!) boxers with little Triforce emblems.
GD hops on the top bunk "My bed! I call top bunk!"
The lights turn out, but one pair of eyes is still open.
"Can you tell me a story?" Ganondorf asks.
A second pair of eyes appears below.
"Go to sleep, Ganondorf!" retorts Bowser.
"UUUUURRRRRRRRP"
"GANONDORF!"
"BLLLLLLTTTTTTTT"
"BOWSER!"
"What?"
AN: Well? Like it so far? Sorry it's so short.
