Next chappy coming up! (WARNING! CONTAINS BIG ZELDA GAME SPOILER!)

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(next day, 9 AM)

Bowser was the first of the villains to wake up. He climbs to the top bunk where Ganondorf is sprawled all over, and nudges the Gerudo's shoulder. "G Man…" …Ganondorf only tossed with a grunt, and resumed to his obnoxiously loud snoring. "Wake up Lard-for-Brains!"

GD's eyes shot open "GET OUTA MY FACE!" and plopped his head back onto his star and crescent moon (Gerudo symbol on Ocarina of Time (N64)) pattern pillow.

"Excuuuuuuuuse me!" Bowser was definitely not prepared for that sudden outburst. He dropped off the ladder, causing the floor to shake from his weight.

(2 hours later)

Bowser is playing Legend of Zelda: The WindWaker. (Don't ask me how Bowser can play video games with those humongous(sp?) claws.) He is on the final battle.

"Morning Bowser!" Ganondorf jeers in hopping down from the top bunk.

"You're finally awake." Bowser has just placed the Master Sword into the tubby, emperor Ganondorf's skull.

Ganondorf looks at Bowser threateningly. "What are you doing?"

"What? I think it's rather amusing seeing a fellow villain be defeated on their games."

"Turn that thing off, or I will play one of the Mario games when you're around!" Ganondorf clenched his teeth.

"Doesn't bother me enough for that to work!"

"Why, you insolent fire-breathing TURTLE!" Ganondorf yelled, and shot a beam from his pointer finger leaving a big hole in the TV screen. "Goddesses Dang it! Look what you made me do! Now I gotta steal another TV!" (AN: Ganondorf doesn't have such an attack on SSBM, but that doesn't mean he can't do it. Evil Grin)

"Calm yourself, Ganondorf. Let's get somthin to eat."

"Okay! "

Bowser and Ganondorf (still in those dumb PJs O.O) go down to the Smashers' kitchen, where only two other smashers remain at the table, Link and Zelda. (they too are still in PJs)

"Link," says Zelda, "if we want this to work, you can't trash up the dorm, and expect ME to clean it! Please? It's not like I'm asking you to take your hat off in the dorm.

"Okay Zelda," Link replies. "Just so I don't have to spend another day with my younger self!" He notices Bowser and Ganondorf are in the room. "Oh sh(bleep)!"

Zelda slaps Link "Link! Watch your language!

"Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess!" retorted Link, rubbing his cheek.

Zelda slaps him again "And stop saying that goddesses-awful catch phrase!"

"Is this something personal, Mr. Ladies' Underwear?" Ganondorf grins evilly at Link, crossing his bare arms.

Link stands up fuming. He's wearing a white pair of bikini panties. "Look who's talking, Pink Boxers!"

Link and Ganondorf are about to face each other off, but are restrained by Zelda, who has Link, and Bowser, holding Ganondorf.

"Enough of this!" Zelda scolded. "You're both acting like children!"

"He started it!" Link pouted.

"C'mon, Link," said Zelda. "Let's get your underwear washed," she then whispered venomously into Link's ear, "so I can have my own panties back!"

Link shrugs, and follows Zelda out the room. Roy looks stupefied.

"Well," smirked Roy, "that's one side of Link I've never seen."

"Get away from me," Ganondorf snarls, and leaves the room to get dressed.

Roy and Bowser (silent wasn't he?) exit to do their own business.

"Mama Mia!" Mario said upon entering the messy kitchen. "What-a happened here?"