This is just an extra chapter filled with random insanity to make up for my laziness and huge writers' block; this fun extra is based upon one infamous room of the Smash Mansion.
Extra Chapter
Young Link and Ness are waiting in front of a door. Young Link is jumping up and down, and Ness is pinching his legs together. "Come on! Get out of the shower! Some of us really have to go here!" Ness whined.
"AAAIIIIEEEEEE! I can't hold it much longer!" cried Young Link.
The door finally opens and Donkey Kong struts out wearing a towel. "Ouuuwwrrr grouwrrr rownowooeeah." (translation: Everything is clogged in there.)
"Eeeeeeww!" Ness and Young Link said simultaneously.
"I think I'll just do my business outside like a dog," Young Link said.
"Me too," Ness added.
"Chu chu pi pi!" (translation: I gotta pee!) You guessed it, the little, electric Pokemon, Pikachu, rushes into the bathroom. The bathroom is filled with thick brown hair from D.K.'s turn. "PIKA PIKA?" (translation: WHAT THE!) an anime sweat drop formed on Pikachu's head. "Pi Pika… PIKACHUUUU!" The poor pokemon couldn't hold it any longer, so it jumped out the window to pee on the lawn.
Outside
"Aaagghh! What the crap?" Pika pee lands on Young Link's head.
Inside
Peach walks by humming. "Hmm hm hmmmm… huh?" Peach squeaked seeing the messy bathroom. "What a mess! I better clean this up! " Peach goes from spot to spot in a blur, humming and cleaning and unclogging like a super maid. "All done! "
"Hi-a Peach!" Luigi passes Peach and enters the Bathroom carrying a newspaper.
BBBBLLLLLLTTTTTT
A nasty smell engulfs the entire level of the mansion that the bathroom is located on.
"Holy crap! Who let THAT one out?"
"If you have-a to know, Marth, it was-a me!"
"Luigi you hog! Evacuate everyone on this level."
(Midnight)
"I like big butts, and I cannot lie!
You other bros can't deny!"
Someone in the shower was singing badly out of tune.
"Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi!" Yawns (obviously) Yoshi. (translation: Man! I really gotta stop drinking so many fluids before going to bed!) (knocks) "YOSHI! Yoshi!" (translation: SHUT UP, and give me a turn!)
The door flings open, squishing Yoshi in between. Out steps Ganondorf wearing a towel around his waist. Yoshi pops out from between the door and wall, grumbling a curse at GD. He steps in and slams the door.
Jigglypuff's voice is heard outside the bathroom "PUFF! Jiggly Jiggly!" (translation: Keep it down! Some of us is tryin' to sleep!)
Srry this is so short. I'll try my very best to clear up my writers' block. Until then, be patient with me.
The concept of GD singing the song about big butts in the shower midnight is my cousin's idea.
