The long awaited third chapter!

Link and his younger self are in their dorm fighting over their mystical instrument.

"My Ocarina!" Link pulls the blue Ocarina of Time to himself.

"My Ocarina!" Young Link pulls said Ocarina to himself.

This continues for a little bit until Young Link retorts, "How would you know? They look exactly the same!"

"I'm seven years older!"

"But you were asleep that whole time!"

Zelda walks in smiling, "Linky-poo! I cleaned your ocarina!"

Link grabs the ocarina fought over while his younger self's grip was lightened. "It's his," he pointed at Young Link.

"Whatever," Zelda sighed.

"Smashers!" Peach chimed, "Supper!"

"OH BOY!" shouted both Links stampeding Zelda.

"O.O This is no way for a princess to be treated." Zelda murmured.

25 places are set on the Smashers' large dining room table (Samus eats by herself. After an incident with that Halo guy, Master Chief, she doesn't want to be seen without her helmet. Poor girl.)

"Hey!" snapped Fox. "How's come dose two yellow rats get ta sit at da table wit us?"

"They're fellow Smashers, not pets!" replied Mewtwo. "And if you don't treat them equally, I'll give you something to whine about!" a purple aura flowed through the psychic pokemon's left paw.

"Now that's enough!" snapped Peach. "Tonight, Master Hand and I prepared… fried cucco, spaghetti and meat balls, assorted vegetables, apples, and an extra large stuffed crust pizza!" All of the food appeared on the table as if from nowhere.

"Wow! You two really out-did yourselves this time," complimented Falco.

"This time, Kirby, save some for the rest of us!" threatened Marth.

Kirby jeered innocently in his star warrior tongue.

"Mario, queet-a hogging-a the pepperoni!" barked Luigi.

"Mine!" the shorter plumber hissed.

"Keep the sibling rivalry away from the table, you two!" snapped Zelda.

"Well excuse-a us, Princess!" the Mario Bros. chimed simultaneously.

"AAAARRGGHH!" Zelda raged out of the dining room.

"That's my phrase!" Link pointed a bitten cucco leg at the plumbers. "Zelda, Zelda!" Link rushed after the Hyrulean Princess.

Ganondorf and Bowser laugh in glee giving each other a high-five. The rest of the Smashers glare at the villains.

"Why do such tings always happen during suppa?" wondered Fox.

"Pi! Pichu, Pichu, Pichu!" cried Pikachu's baby form.

"Saturday prime time Anime?" the Smashers jeered, stampeding into the home entertainment center.

"I guess we're having dessert in the living room. Cake and ice cream!" chimed Peach, leaving the kitchen with the dessert.

Master Hand enters the messy kitchen. "Groan! I hate Saturdays! Crazy Hand, help me out here!"

A twitchy giant left hand enters. "Yes, Master," Crazy Hand speaks in an Igor voice. "What may I do for you?"

"Help clean this mess up!" Master Hand commands in a Dracula accent.

The hands are picking up the dishes until the twitchy Crazy Hand drops many, breaking them. "Oops?" Crazy Hand blushed invisibly.

"Argh! Forget about it! Crazy Hand, I'll do it myself!"

"Sorry."

"LEAVE!"

8 pm

"Hey, Mario," said Samus. "You okay? You're looking a little green."

"Everything would-a look-a green from-a underneath-a that helmet, Samus," replied Luigi.

"It's a figure of speech, you dim wad!" snapped Samus.

"Umm… Okay," said Luigi with an anime sweat drop. "Wait! She's-a right," he added upon examining his brother. "You don't-a look-a all that-a good."

"I'm-a fine," retorted Mario as he stood up. "Ugh! Mama-Mia!" he sat back down. "Okie-dokie. Maybe I'm-a not-a feeling so hot."

"Well you've been a doctor before," said Peach, "do you know what's going on?"

"I am-a the doctor here," said Dr. Mario.

"I'm-a sure it's-a just a belly ache from-a those pizzas," said Luigi.

"He might-a be right. Just-a get-a some-a rest, and-a drink-a some-a 7-up."

"Come on, Mario, I'll get you up to your dorm," said Peach.

"No, Princess," objected Luigi. "I'll-a take 'im up. I'd like to-a rub it in."

"And Bowser and I will help," offered Ganondorf.

"What?" Bowser whispered.

"Play along, Bowser," hissed Ganondorf. "I have a plan."

a couple minutes later

Ganondorf and Bowser return to the TV room.

"Where's Luigi?" asked Peach.

"He's staying upstairs looking after Mario," replied Ganondorf.

"Beep beep beep buzz?" asked Mr. Game&Watch. (translation: But it's just a belly ache, right?)

"Yes," replied Bowser, "But you know how siblings are. They like rubbing it in."

"I guess you're right," said Popo (the blue Ice Climber)

9pm

"Look at the clock!" exclaimed Peach. "I think it's about time two young boys to be off to bed," referring to Young Link and Ness.

"What? No!" cried Ness.

"We wanna watch Anime!" pleaded Young Link.

"Kids, don't make us have ta send Samus!" said Fox.

"I hate it when they use me as a threat!" groaned Samus.

"AAGGHH!" Ness and Young Link rush upstairs.

"What?" retorted Samus, "I'm not that intimidating."

Most of this chapter was brainstormed during a nightly plushie play. Much better than the chapter idea with Link, Zelda, Peach, and Mario playing Ping Pong. game footage of the classic Pong