PHANTOM IDOL
I apologize for the fact that I have lost my mind. Well this contains OOCness, people bashing, and other things. I just want to say that I have NOTHING AGAINST MEXICAN PEOPLE! Anyways, enjoy some OOC humor!
"Hello, this is Richard Firmin, your narrator for this show. We have got a great season filled with horrible and great singers, along with certain romances among the judges of the of the show. Let's see what our first contestant has in store for us"
switches scenes to contestants biography
"Hello, my name is Jeremiah Vanmorris. I am a 15 year old from Mexico City, and I'm the next American Idol because I am the most awesome singer I know"
Why did I agree to do this?.." mumbles Erik, slouched down in his chair. "Quit whining Erik, I think these people will be great singers!" Christine, who is unable to be mean, says cheerfully.
"I bet you 2 francs that this contestant sucks"
"Deal!"
Just then, Jeremiah walks in and greets our judges. And steps onto the stage. "What song will you be singing for us today Jeremiah?" asks Raoul. " I will be singing 'We Belong Together', by Mariah Carey."
"Alright then, anytime your ready. No pressure."
Jeremiah nods, takes a deep breath and in a terrible squeaky, off-key voice, he sings "Baby we belong together! Who's gonna BEEEEEEE there when times get rou-"
"STOP! STOP! STOP! My gosh, that was horrid! You sound like a hippo giving birth to a damn lion!" Erik screams, who has clearly lost his temper once again.
"Erik! Don't be so mean! He was.. Ok.. He just needs to practice a little.. That's all." Christine apprehends. " A LITTLE! My God! Are you deaf? Ugh.. Raul, yes or no?"
" No, dude, sorry." Raoul says,shaking his head.
" I say no too, goodbye." Erik says.
"Well, you know what? I'm good at singing music! Your just a ugly monster. Nobody loves you!" Jeremiah says, trying his best to be insulting.
"Your not even American! Why the hell are you here"
"Well, your not American either! Your French!" "I'm a judge, it doesn't matter"
"No wonder Christine went with Raoul.."
"DOURGGHHH! That's it!" Erik screams, infuriated. A noose drops from the ceiling and wraps around Jeremiah's neck and dragging him up into the unknown.
"…..That didn't go well…" Christine says quietly.
"The bloody hell it didn't!" Erik says. "I'm going for a walk"
The door slams shut, then opens once again and Erik pokes his head back inside.
"You owe me 2 francs." Then the door slams shut again.
"Well, looks like that first contestant already sent one of the judges patience over the edge! Will our next contestant be better? Find out after this commercial break on American Idol- Phantom style!
short, I know. But it is just a prolouge!
Love,
Penguin
