Sorry for the long wait. School keeps me very busy. Here's chapter 4 of Super Smash Bros. Insanity!
Entertainment room, 10 pm
"I'm gonna check on the boys and go to bed," yawned Peach,
"But Inuyasha is gonna be on next," Marth smirked. "And I thought you had a crush on him."
"What? No!" Peach replied, blushing violently. "I need to check on Mario."
"Jiggly! Jigglypuff?" asked Jigglypuff. (translation: May sing you to sleep, Princess?)
"I'd love that Jigglypuff," said Peach.
Jigglypuff and Peach go upstairs.
"Inuyasha?" Nana jumped around with anime hearts in her eyes.
"Someone restrain her!" Popo cried.
Mewtwo grabbed onto the pink bouncing Ice Climber with his Psychic holding move. "If you're going to watch this with us, you have to control yourself, Nana," the psychic pokemon growled.
10:10
Jigglypuff has returned, and Ganondorf stood up stretching with Bowser following his lead. "We're going to bed too."
"Pi, pi. Pichu, Pichu!" Pichu chimed. (translation: Kay, guys. Good night!)
"Jiggly! Jigglypuff?" Jigglypuff asked the same question.
"Eh-no," stammered Ganondorf. "Bowser and I are, uh, so tuckered out, that I don't think that will be, uh, necessary."
"Good night," Bowser added before leaving with Ganondorf.
"Hmm…" Mewtwo thought to himself. "Something's going on with those two, and it doesn't seem good."
"Puff," Jigglypuff sighed in disappointment.
"Pika. Pika, pikachu," the electric mouse laid a hand on its pink friend's shoulder. (translation: It's okay, Jigglypuff. You can sing me to sleep.)
"Puff?" Jigglypuff smiled, took out its microphone, and took a deep breath.
"PIIKAA!" an anime sweat drop Pikachu shouted. (translation: Not now!) But before Pikachu could stop Jigglypuff, the soothing notes flowed like a peaceful stream from the pink puffball's vocal cords. The smashers' eyelids grew heavy till they could keep them open no longer.
"Puff?" Jigglypuff wondered when it heard a variety of snores emitting from the smashers. The ticked off ball inflated its round form. "PUUUFF! JIGGLY JIGGLY!" (translation: That was only supposed to be for Pikachu!) It popped the top of its microphone, which also happened to be a marker, and scribbled on the faces of all the smashers. (This is the same Jigglypuff from the anime that followed Ash and the gang for a while.) "Puff puff, PUFF!" (translation: We watch anime, NOW!)
Jigglypuff waited an hour for the smashers to wake up, but not a single eye fluttered open. The balloon pokemon decided to float to its dorm to get some shuteye.
In Mewtwo's subconscious,
"Hmm," the psychic pokemon thought, "something unusually funny is going on in the Smash Mansion tonight. I sense a few souls still awake. This will be investigated tomorrow morning, and… what is that smell?"
Strange, I expected this to be longer. Oh, well, I promise you the next chapter will be longer and have more action.
Out of hyperness, and to make up for the shortness of this chapter.
Somewhere in Subcon,
Wart: Paraslave, where's my pizza?
Paraslave enters.
Paraslave: Here you go, Master.
Wart: Ah, sweet food. takes bite and chokes Gah! Did you put vegetables in this? You KNOW I'm allergic to vegetables! dies
Paraslave: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I'm my own boss now! Cheers to a new life. takes bite of Wart's pizza and chokes Oh, crap! –cough- Apparently that stuff is bad for me too. dies
