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First things first: my friend has just notified me about Sanju's mom. If you've been reading this from the beginning you know that I just called her Marine because I didn't know her real name. Anyways, some aholes told me her real name was Carmen. NO ITS NOT! I was NOT referring to the cook in Rogertown, but the one in the Marine base. (Episode 200 and something). Her name is JESSICA! How could you guys tell me that! SO my point is that most of you guys might think (How awful! AHHH ) Sanju's hair is red. It's BLONDE! But because of the old enforcements Carmen will continue to be Sanju's mom. Moan. Ok that's all.

I had more to say but I forgot in all the mess.

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Have you read my author's note yet?

Zoro and Tashigi looked down from the high rock that was a part of the jungle they had not even known existed. It was high with puffy cumulus clouds above and a view of the entire rainforest below.

"Just like a fairytale..." mumbled Tashigi dreamily.

"Yep. Just Beautiful..." grumbled Zoro, " Come on, now we got to find our way back out of this hell."

They began walking down the steep cliff when Tashigi tripped over a large root sticking out of the ground. "Whoooaa!"

"Tashigi!" yelled Zoro as he lunged down to grab her hand. (Together) they fell down the steep cliff until they reached the entrance of a cave. Beyond (in front of-outside of) the cave there seemed as if there was a natural (land-grass) bridge over the rainforest leading to an unknown destination. There was a towering waterfall pouring over the opposite side under the bridge with a huge rainbow over it.

"Now where are we?" moaned Tashigi.

"Dunno…Wait what was that?"

"What was what?"

"That...sound"

"What sou—

Suddenly a sound came from nowhere. A laughing sound. Echoeing?

"It's coming from the cave!" exclaimed Zoro.

A dark shadow began appearing inside the cave. "Oh, Zoro, long time, no see,"

Echoed the voice. A dark figure came out. Tashigi gasped. It was a skinny, raggedy man with green hair—like Zoro—, obviously dyed, and three swords --like Zoro—, a bandana— like Zoro—; exactly...like Zoro.

"Ohmy--Do I know you?" asked Zoro in shock. "Long lost twin?" he said sarcastically.

"Yes--Actually, no, you don't.

"Did I miss something?"

"I'm Mucho-Baka.

"...Seriously...that's your name?"

"YES!"

"...(Snicker) Seriously, WHO ARE YOU?"

"Let's try this: The guy in Dojo that asked to be your disciple; you said no. Remember that guy who sent you letters of encouragement while you were on the run and everyone else despised you; which you didn't return, the guy who protested against your arrest who you didn't thank. The guy who tracked you down, and asked to join you...and you rejected him.

"Oh...your that guy," Zoro sighed, "What do you want now? My autograph?"

"Not only did you do all that, but you took the one girl I loved! And every other girl before that!

"Oh, You mean her? (Pointing to Tahigi). Oh my bad, can't you just find another?"

"Not only is she the one I love, but the one who loved me back!"

"Really..."

"SO now I come to get her back; AND to revenge you; AND earn the respect you should have given me millenniums ago!"

"Anything else?"

"No."

"Well, didn't you already try this when you snuck on my ship a couple millenniums back?"

"Yes!"

"Are you any stronger?"

"Yes! Much! And smarter! And slicker! And more attractive!"

"I don't know about that," mumbled Tashigi.

"Ok," replied Zoro.

Mucho-Baka quickly drew his sword and lunged at Zoro, but was easily blocked. He jumped trying to attack him airborne. Zoro looking bored easily blocked it. As he did Mucho-Baka upper-cutted him "where the sun don't shine" (if you know what I mean). Zoro gasped. His eyes bulged as he fell to the ground. Mucho-Baka ran toward the beginning of the terrain bridge. He looked back and laughed evilly. "Follow me so we can continue!" he shouted gleefully.

Tashigi who had been watching said, "How could you have missed that!"

"I'll get him for that!" Zoro began to run after him. He caught up with him quickly, for Mucho-Baka had stopped right in front of the natural bridge. Zoro punched him in the stomach, taking him by surprise. Blood gushed out of his mouth.

"Grrr..." (Mucho-Baka)

They, once more, began to fight (cling cling cling went their swords). Zoro swung his sword at his opponent's side. MB (can I call him that? Thanx) quickly dodged it and stabbed Zoro in the back. This time blood gushed out of Zoro's mouth. He fell to his knees (again-kind of clumsy today aren't you). MB stood in front of him glaring down." And that's just the first segment. I'm going to take everything you ever owned and loved." He lifted his sword to Tashigi's neck; who had run over and was about to attack him. "Including you," Tashigi stood in shock from his speed. And at last he muttered into Zoro's ear, "And maybe even little Zora too." Zoro eyes bulged (to the point where it kind of scares you). MB began running across the natural bridge.

Tashigi came out of her trance. "Zoro don't move. It'll only make your wounds worst," she told him worriedly.

"He's going to get Zora!" he muttered spitting out blood.

"What..." (Back into her trance)

"We have to go NOW!" He stood up, lifted Tashigi on his back—Zoro!—and began to run.

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Done! Sorry this chapter took so long. It wasn't that I was being lazy. I had lost my notebook. It was devastating! I finally found it yesterday! So yep, that's what happened. So did I do a good job on the fighting scene? I'm not that great in the fighting scenes (wonder why I didn't do one in the first mini-story) and I don't know the names of all these fighting moves—so I use what I know. And the landscape: I don't know how to describe it. Its in the upper part of the jungle-I think its called the…opposite of the canopy. But the difference is instead of sky there were more trees and jungles and a waterfall and even a cliff. The terrain (natural) is like a land-made bridge where its like a rainbow going across the sky to the other part of the forest. And at the end of that there is a big waterfall with a huge rainbow. There are still animals, but very unusual ones (because they are higher up). They see Zoro and the other folks as no threat so they leave 'em be (they all get along up there). And if you were wondering: Mucho-Baka means very stupid. Mucho is "Big", "very", and in some conditions "like" in Spanish. And you all know "Baka" is stupid in Japanese.

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And again, sorry for the long wait.