When Timmy resorts to his cousins for friendship, he finds none of them compatible. What happens when Timmy wishes for one of them to be paranormal? Uh oh…

WARNING! ONCE DANNY FINDS OUT WHAT TIMMY DID, I CAN'T GUARANTEE I'LL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or Fairly Odd Parents. They are owned by the great genius who is Butch Hartman! (That's how Fairly Odd Parents is spelled in fanfiction's cartoon section, so don't tell me I spelled it wrong!)

Three weeks after the wish was made, Timmy Turner wandered boredly into the kitchen.

"Hey Timmy guess what!" said Dad.

"What is it" said Timmy yawning.

"We're hosting a family reunion!" said Mom.

Timmy winced. Although he had never had one himself, he couldn't help remember Chester and AJ's family reunion stories…

Flashback:

"Hey what's up!" said Timmy. "I mean, (looks at good manners book) "Good morning!" said Timmy to Chester and AJ.

"There's nothing good about it" said AJ.

"His parents are having a family reunion" said Chester seeing Timmy's baffled look.

"I don't get it" said Timmy. "What's so bad about a family reunion?"

"Are you mad?" yelled Chester. "The first time you see the rest of your family they say: 'I haven't seen him since he was born!' and the rest of the time they say, 'Oh! Look how much you've grown!' It's torture! Well, at least at my house there's good garbage to eat"

"So basically family reunions stink?" asked Timmy.

"Be glad you've never had one!" replied AJ.

"Check" said Timmy.

End Flashback

"Do we have to?" asked Timmy.

"Of course we do son!" Dad replied. "I haven't seen my brothers Rex and Joe in years!"

"And I haven't seen my sister Maddie in years!" said Mom. "Oh come on sweetie it'll be fun!"

"Tell that to Chester and AJ" Timmy muttered as he gloomily went back to his room."

"What's the matter sweetie?" asked Wanda as they poofed out of the fish bowl.

"My parents are hosting a family reunion" said Timmy. "It st-wait, DUH! I wish my parents weren't having a family reunion!"

Wanda and Cosmo raised there wands to grant the wish, but when they tried the wands just made the usual spit fart noise of a wish against the rules.

"Alright!" said an annoyed Timmy. "What's breaking the rules now?"

"According to Da Rules," said Wanda. "The repercussion of another wish cannot be wished away unless the original wish is unwished!" explained Wanda.

"Ugh, my brain hurts!" complained Cosmo while holding an ice pack on his head.

"So does mine!" said Timmy. "What are you saying?"

"Remember when you wished for a paranormal cousin?" said Wanda.

"Timmy nodded. "But I forgot about that wish about five seconds after I made it!" he said.

"Well," said Wanda. "In order for that wish to take effect, you must see all three of your cousins. And the only way to do that is a family reunion!"

"Oh," said Timmy. "Well, at least I'll get to see which one was affected by the wish,"…

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Danny idly walked into the kitchen only to be immediately hounded by his oblivious dad.

"Hey Danny! Your aunt Mom is inviting us to a family reunion!" said Jack exultantly.

"Aunt Mom?" asked Danny.

"Well her real name is (flying helicopter blocks out speech) but we just like to call her mom!" said Jack.

"Right," said Danny." When is it?"

"Next week!" replied Jack.

"Can Tucker and Sam come" asked Danny.

"Nope!" said Jack. "Family only!"

"I'll be in my room" said Danny.

Once in his room, Danny immediately called Tucker.

"Your aunts nickname is Mom?" said an incredulous Tucker.

"Yep!" said Danny grimly.

"I guess weirdness just runs in your family" said Tucker.

"I guess" replied Danny.

"Hey guys what's up!" said Sam as she joined the phone conversation.

"I've been invited to a family reunion" Danny said grimly.

"And the inviter's nickname is Mom" said Tucker.

"Ouch" said Sam. "When are you leaving?"

"Next week" replied Danny.

"Can we come?" asked Tucker.

"My dad says it's family only" said Danny.

"That sucks" said Sam.

"You bet it does," said Danny. "I've never even met the rest of my family!"

Short, but I can't really put any more into this chapter.

Sorry for not turning the Good Morning thing into a running gag.

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