Psychicfiredemoness: Hello everyone. This chapter might be a little, off. Cause it's 12 something am, so yeah, yeah, send the flames or whatever the hell.

Alex: Ignore her, she's stupid right now and can't write if her life depended on it.

Psychic: (punches Alex) I own nothing.

Chapter 4 It all begins…again

"K who's training um' grandma?" Yusuke asked in the living room with his 'team' as they were so called.

"Pick the piece of paper you think is pretty," Genkai said holding out a hat with several pieces of paper in it.

They all drew.

"Now read them off," she instructed as though they were all four or something along those lines.

"Two," Yusuke said.

"Four," Kurama answered.

"Six and a half," Kuwabara said.

"You tore the tag from the hat you idiot!" Yusuke said.

"Shut up Urameshi!" he yelled back drawing again.

"Six," he said.

"The sixes are out to get you," Kayori said peeking her head in the room.

"This doesn't concern you!" they all yelled.

She went back down the hall to her room, or so they all thought.

"One," Hiei said.

Genkai then drew, "looks like I'll be teaching fifth. That means Yukina will train them in the healing arts third, so don't get all worked up about her getting hurt."

This was of course directed at Hiei and Kuwabara.

"Hn," Hiei replied glaring at the short woman.

"Training will start tomorrow, you know the drill so get to bed," she said.

Base of operations; a.k.a. Alex's room

"What!" Alex cried after hearing Kayori's news of the training.

"Shh!" the other girls hissed.

"Sorry!" she whispered, "but I don't want to be trained by Jagan boy."

"Yeah he'll probably have us run laps again," Allyson said.

"So don't be a wise ass again," Kayori whined.

"No be one and see what happens," Sapphire stated with a grin.

"Hm, you have a good point there Sapph," Alex said holding her chin and looking serious.

"Really?" she asked.

"No," she replied.

The others fell over with loud 'clunks'.

"We're screwed," Allyson said as they got back up.

And as though on cue, the door slammed open to reveal all four guys.

"Shouldn't you be in bed?" Alex asked with a motherly tone, "you're likely to catch a death of cold. Huh Sapph?"

She shrugged.

"HUH SAPPH!" Alex elbowed her friend.

"Huh? Oh yeah!" with that Sapphire blew a cold breeze at them and they scattered.

"Well that was fun," she said getting up, "night."

The girls left.

"Peace out ya'll!" Alex stated with two peace signs and fell backwards.

Next morning; clearing; 5 am

"Don't normal people sleep at this time?" Josie yawned

"My thoughts exactly," Yusuke said as he and the others had to be dragged out there to make sure Hiei didn't get pissed and kill everyone, regardless of their mission, "hey how come you guys knew about demons already?"

"Uh…" both she and Virginia replied.

"We could always get files on it," Genkai stated.

"Okay! We're demons are you happy!" Josie exclaimed looking like she'd cry.

"I'm starting to notice a pattern in who we hate," Alex said crossing her arms and glaring.

"Really what kind?" Kurama asked.

"Ice fox, I can only wield ice though! I wanna wield plants!" she whined waving her arms up and down.

"Then stop bitching about it" Sapphire snapped.

"Then what's she?" Hiei pointed at Virginia.

"I'm a full fire demon," she said smiling.

"Die!" Alex yelled all of a sudden.

They looked at her.

"What! I have the freedom of speech damnit and I plan to use that right!" she explained. (Yet I almost failed social studies, hm…)

"Use that right; and I'll tear out your vocal cords," Hiei threatened.

"How did you guys know about demons then?" Virginia asked.

"Alex and Hiei are both fire Jaganshi's, Sapphire's a ice hanyou, Kayori's a light one, and Kurama's a fox boy," Yusuke mumbled while laying on a rock trying to get to sleep, "can we go now hag?"

"Yes, and you better get up because we aren't dragging you back to the temple dimwit," she said walking back followed shortly by the three detectives.

"Do any of you fools know what you are going to do for training?" Hiei asked.

"Make us shine your sword," Alex stated sarcastically and found the once more familiar blade at her throat, "no it looks shiny enough."

She ate dirt.

"Follow me," he instructed.

"You think if I just lay here pretending to be dead I can skip out on training?" she asked as Sapphire yanked her out of the dirt.

"Not likely," Kayori replied and her friend face faulted.

Lake clearing; 5:30 am

"Is it just me, or are you guys getting a weird sense of déjà vu too?" Kayori asked staring at the lake.

"Alex, you know what to do," Allyson said.

Alex nodded and started whistling the Twilight Zone theme song and once more, ate dirt.

"You're all slow," Hiei stated, "all of you are to run around the lake within three hours, that should be more then enough time even for weaklings like yourselves."

"How big is the lake?" Sapphire asked.

"About ten miles around," he stated nonchalantly.

"OK so one lap around something ten miles around, when the normal documented time for a person is 10 or 11 miles per hour for only the duration of say, about two to five minutes…" Alex was cut off as three sets of hands covered her mouth and Hiei was left trying to do the math problem.

"Shut up math girl," Kayori said.

"Shojo five laps, the rest of you one. Three hours, go. Now!" he growled and they were off while he was left to be in a tree.

"Are any of you getting that weird sense of déjà vu again?" Kayori asked as they ran.

"Yep," her friends replied.

Three hours later

"Now what?" Sapphire asked having finished her laps ten minutes before time.

The others shrugged as Alex kept on running and was mumbling something about getting sweet revenge on Hiei.

"Wonder what'll be?" Allyson asked with a perverted grin.

"Pervert!" Alex yelled.

"She could hear that?" she asked.

"Apparently she could," Sapphire said, "hey Jagan boy is she really gonna have to run all five laps?"

Hiei nodded from his tree.

"Bitch!" Alex yelled from across the lake.

"What's with her hearing anyway?" Allyson sweat dropped.

"Did it ever occur to you that she's using her Jagan to hear us?" Hiei asked.

An acorn hit his face and he found himself face to face with a horde or squirrels, they all jumped on him and he fell form the tree then stood up as the girls failed at containing their laughter, well most of them anyway. Virginia was shooing the fuzzy little rodents away from him.

"Victory is mine pine tree boy!" Alex yelled finishing her laps and collapsed on the ground.

His eye twitch, he walked over to her grabbed her collar and threw her into the lake then brushed his hands off.

"Is she alright?" Virginia asked worriedly.

"I don't need your pity!" Alex yelled from the middle of the lake.

"If and when you ever come back to shore Hiei says we're heading back to the temple for lunch!" Sapphire yelled.

They walked to the temple. Alex glared and started swimming to the shore.

Temple; Hour later

"What now?" Allyson asked the tallest Jaganshi.

"Hn. I don't care," Hiei said walking outside.

"Think he's going to save Alex?" Kayori asked eating a bag of chips.

"Not likely," they turned to see a completely soaked Alex standing in the doorway, "one of you go ask Genkai if I'm aloud to come inside cause I'm all wet."

"Don't worry sis! I can dry you off!" Singe said running into the room with a hair dryer.

"No, no that's alright!" she said sweating.

"Oh come on, you won't get electrocuted again," Singe said running at her little sister.

Alex side stepped and Singe fell off the porch.

"You two done yet?" Aaron asked playing his GBA again.

"You two!" Hiei yelled c returning to the room and pointing at the two fire demons.

"What?' they both asked.

"You are supposed to train along with these fools!" he snapped.

"Uh, we did train," Singe lied.

"Then tell me, what did I teach you?" he asked leaning against the wall.

"Uh, uh," they both said.

Sapphire raised her hand, "that Alex doesn't float?"

They anime fell.

"Can we just drop that now?" Alex asked picking herself up then remembered something and ran over to Hiei grabbing his scarf, "why's you throw me into the lake!"

"You caused a horde of squirrels to attack me," he spat.

"No I didn't!" she dropped him and got a teacher tone, "Squirrels are territorial creatures."

"The hell they are," Yusuke said.

"Stop talking in his defense!" she yelled.

"Dimwit!" Genkai yelled, "why is the floor all wet?"

"Cause Hiei threw Alex in a lake?" he guessed pointing.

She threw a mop at him, "clean it up."

"What! I didn't do it grandma why do I have to!" he asked.

"Do I have to explain it again?" she asked.

He glared at the elderly woman and started mopping up the water whilst grumbling. All the while Singe and Aaron were slinking away.

"Where do you think you two are going?" Hiei growled.

"Run away!" Aaron yelled and they did so.

A few seconds later Hiei was dragging both of them out by their ears.

"Ow, ow, ow," they both said.

"You aren't getting out of training," he stated.

"Hey Hiei," Singe said taking on a seductive voice and wrapping her arms around his neck, "I know what the both of us could instead of training…"

"Okay go find fresh meat else where," Alex said grabbing a handful of her sisters hair.

"Not the hair Alex please not the hair!" she yelled holding her head.

"This is the Singe death hold, learn it, and learn it well," she stated to Hiei letting her sister go.

"Yeah and I doubt he would've slept with you anyways he found new love in the Makai," Yusuke said still mopping.

"Really?" the girls asked.

"Yeah, he likes one of the Makai lords, Mukuro," he said.

"I don't like her!" Hiei hissed.

"Now when you say new," Singe asked.

He started pointing but he caught on fire, who ever did it, no one will ever know. Well minus the person that started the fire but that isn't the point here now is it? Anyway Yusuke had to stop drop and roll in the puddles and now, he too was soaking wet.

"Okay which one of you did that!" He yelled jumping up still smoking.

The five fire demons looked at him.

"I will get my answer!" he yelled as Hiei dragged Aaron and Singe out to the training grounds and the other two just walked away.

"Well what now it's only," Kayori began grabbing Alex's arm and looking at her watch, "11 am! How the hell is it only 11 am! It feels like we trained the whole day!" she yelled.

"I don't know, what do you guys wanna do after I finish mopping up Alex's mess?" he asked glaring at her.

"You made it sound like I wet myself," she glared.

"You mean you didn't?" he asked grinning.

She punched him into the floor.

End Chapter

Psychic: Sorry that chapter sucked guys. (Head drops)

Kayori: But what are we going to do next?

Sapphire: (Shrugs)

Psychic: Well one person said beach, but what should we do after the evil siblings of hell get back with a pissed off Hiei? Please review people.