Psychicfiredemoness: (Being beat up)
Alex: (beating Psychic) Now behold her while she thanks everyone.
Psychic: (kicks Alex) Hello everyone! How are you? I'd like to thank Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover for the suggestion of school, cause I forgot to the other day when I finally updated. And I probably forgot to thank Princess Kandra for the training thing. Oh and no one needs to worry about me deleting it this time, cause I finally have plot line. Forgotten-Heart, your suggestions kick ass! I'll need to use them later in the story, but the thing about Alex's siblings is they knew they already knew that they were demons, and about Singe working for the bad guys, there's some plot there, but…there are things about that. And thank you Psycho Dragon Lover for the pringle.
Alex: Psychicfiredemoness is now out of breath and owns nothing.
Chapter 6 School…ew
Quick Review (Finally, I was supposed to do these like in the last story.)
So far Alex, Kayori, Sapphire, and Allyson are all back at Genkai's along with Alex's siblings, and two preppy girls. They are all being trained and have not been informed on a certain mission that looms over the detectives heads.
End Quick Review
Kurama and Hiei guided the 'exchange students' to his oh-so-pretty high school. And some kind of festivity was going on today.
"What's goin' on?" Sapphire asked neglecting to where her reddish school uniform.
"The is a pep rally today, and you all must call me Suichi here," Kurama replied.
Just then several girls ran over to the two demon thieves.
"Hi Suichi!" one chirped.
"Oh hello," he said.
"Are these the American exchange students?" another asked all starry eyed.
He nodded, "shouldn't you all be in the gym for the rally?"
They all screamed and headed to the locker rooms. While the others were left sweat dropping and coughing in a cloud of dust.
"That was interesting," Aaron stated playing his GBA again.
"Yep, and ickle Suichi-chan has little fangirls," Alex remarked pinching the fox's face only to get a glare, "Huh? Magical herbs."
She kissed the concrete floor.
"You think you would've learned," Sapphire said pulling her friend up.
"Learned what?" Singe asked smiling at several.
"Uh, uh…" the two replied.
"Oh look the rally's beginning," Kurama said and led them all to the gym where every student practically was in the bleachers or on the floor by them.
"Yay, floor!" Kayori remarked
A man with a microphone then stood up and welcomed everyone there saying something about sports and all the jocks ran into the middle of the gym floor and waved to their screaming fangirls. (Just like at our school, and if you're wondering, we had one at our school the other day. There mandatory.)
Then came the…cheerleaders! Everyone ran in terror of their skimpy little whore uniforms! I'm just kiddin' there guys, anyone fall for it? But they started doing their routine and just to be smart asses, Alex and Sapphire started mocking them by following their routine. They were actually pretty good, some people were even cheering them, and someone had to ruin it by yelling at Sapphire to take off her shirt. Causing both hanyou and Jaganshi to twitch and stop dancing. Just then the cheerleaders began to build their little human pyramid. Sapphire couldn't help what she did next, she froze the floor under them just enough to turn the ground slick. They all fell and landed on each other. This is the part where the fellow students laughed.
"Well, that was interesting," the announcer said, "now to congratulate out teams on their many victories! First the…"
The microphone died. There was murmuring amongst the crowd as it turned back on and the announcer began talking again. It turned off again.
"The hell's going on?" the administrators asked each other.
Kurama saw exactly what was going on. Sapphire moved her finger up and the microphone went on, she put it down and the microphone went off, he also noted the Alex's forehead glowed very, very slightly. He sighed and covered the very short girls forehead. She glared at him and the lights went out, and he remembered that Sapphire too could manipulate things through means of telekinesis, and pushed down on her head making her arms go to the sides as everyone ran outside the gym screaming about ghosts.
"Can you let us go now?' Alex asked trying to get the fox's hand away from her forehead.
"Will one of you at least turn the lights back on?" he asked letting them go and the lights were back on.
"It's so pretty!" Virginia exclaimed seeing the gym floor frozen.
"Sapph… what did you do?" Allyson asked.
"Mad a hockey rink? Game point!" she yelled through Singe down the ice and into the wall, she made a dull thud.
"Sweet!" Alex proclaimed jumping up.
When she came back down she slipped and landed on her stomach making a sort of star shape as she spun slightly.
"You can be the puck Alex," Kayori said.
"What! I don't wanna be the puck! Make Hiei be the puck, he's black like one anyway," she remarked and couldn't get off the ice.
"Too bad," Sapphire said shoving her friend away hard.
She kept bouncing off the walls she hit as the others just stood there watching in amusement. Then they laughed at Hiei's misfortune as she hit him and he spun away on his back. After about five minutes everyone was spinning on their back or stomach as Sapphire skated around happily.
"Hey what are you kids doing here! Don't you know that there's a ghost here!" screamed a man.
"Uh, they were exercised?" Josie guessed.
"Then why is the floor frozen?" he asked.
"Cause it just is!" Aaron yelled and melted the ice.
"Ah! Another ghost!" he yelled running from the building.
"Can we go to class now?" Alex asked trying to dry her clothes off, and caught herself on fire, "ah! Put it out put it out put it out put it out!"
Sapphire sprayed a fine little frozen mist at her friend.
"That was cold," Singe said.
"She was on fire," Virginia stated.
"No! Literally it was cold!" Singe stated to the supposedly intelligent girl.
"Oh, yes, that," she said.
"We'd better go get your schedules," Kurama said and led them to the office.
Next Day; Zero Period
The gang had picked now of all times to look at their schedules.
"Well looks like we got Staff Cooking, (They have that offered at my school! I'm leaving all my friends soon! Damn you Lakeside!) Chemistry, Algebra 1, and uh, can't read the last thing," Alex stated scribbling out the last class on her and Hiei's schedules, as the shorter fire demons all had the same classes.
"It says Drama," Hiei stated taking his schedule back and glaring at her.
"Cool, maybe we'll get to act out Romeo and Juliet," Singe said with starry eyes looking down her schedule and seeing that they she had the same last class.
"Sex!" Sapphire yelled out.
They all looked at her.
"Well it is what the play is all about," Alex sighed, "what cha got?"
"I've got History, Anatomy, Math, and P.E." Sapphire said.
"Same cept where you have Biology and Algebra A," Kayori said.
"It seems you have my schedule Sapphire," Kurama said.
"No way! I'm stuck with Kayori!" Josie whined and slumped to the ground.
"Uh, AP Literature, AP Algebra, AP History, and Leisure Life P.E.," Allyson stated.
"Stop gloating about it," Alex said.
The bell rang and they went off to class.
Staff Restaurant
"Hey," Alex said suspiciously washing her hands, "why are you of all people in a cooking class?"
"How the hell should I know shojo?" Hiei spat putting on a white apron.
"Again with the shojo," she sighed cracking an egg into a bowl looked at the shell, and threw it into his hair as he turned around to get something from the fridge.
It stuck there leaving a going trail to run down his hair. She bit her lip to stifle the laughter.
"What are you laughing at?" he asked turning.
"Nothing, nothing at all," she lied mixing the eggs with a flour mixture.
"I could just read your mind," he stated.
"Sure you could Jagan boy," she stated putting it in an oven.
"You're already done Alex?" Virginia asked.
"Yeah what's your point?" she asked sitting on the counter bored.
"Can you help with mine?" she asked.
"Sure…" she replied and went off to make the soup Virginia was supposed to prepare.
"What?" Hiei snapped at the hazel eyed girl.
"Oh, I just wanted to get to know you better," she replied blushing.
"There's nothing to know," he replied leaning against a wall and felt a gooey substance on his neck.
He reached up and removed an empty eggshell.
"Shojo!" he yelled.
They heard a door close and hurried footsteps going away from them. They checked Virginia's station and saw a note.
"Dear Virginia,
Add salt in ten minutes, and some vegetables in three, then add a pinch of brown sugar when you read this.
Alex
P.S. If you're reading this after Hiei finds the egg in his hair, I'm either dead or in hiding. Peace out ya'll!" Virginia read aloud, "it looks like she scribbled something in some weird language."
It read P.P.S. I hate you, go to hell! But that's just Alex for ya, stupid little bitter Alex, that is fearing for her life from Hiei.
Anatomy
"Okay class, these cats died of natural causes of course," the teacher said pointing at the dead cat in front of each pair of students, "now open up your cat making an incision from the neck to the lower stomach."
The class did so.
"Now, take your syringe and get a blood sample," she instructed.
"Needles!" Sapphire yelled running out the door as Kurama took out their syringe. (The Ring 2 Sapph.)
The class was left sweat dropping.
"Suichi, wash your hands and go find her," the teacher sighed.
"Yes ma'am," he said doing so.
Algebra A/1
"As you new students may have noticed, this is a mixed class. The Algebra A students will do what is on the left board, the Algebra 1 students get the right board," the teacher said, "Get to work!"
"Well we have one class together at least," Alex stated writing down the notes.
"Yep, hey where's Fire Boy I thought he was supposed to be here too?" Kayori said looking around.
"Well I just pray he doesn't find it," Alex replied.
"Why?"
"Well, you know how I have cooking class?"
"Yeah."
"Well I kinda did something…"
"Oh! You put drugs in his food and you didn't realize how strong they were but now he's try get laid by ya!"
Alex blinked at her friend several times and her head hit the desk forcibly as Hiei walked by and took the seat behind her.
"I'm watching you shojo," he stated darkly.
"No I threw an eggshell in his hair," she said rubbing her bruising face.
"It ran down my back," he growled.
"An eggshell?" Kayori asked.
He gave her a dry look.
End of P.E.
Kurama had just now found the missing ice hanyou. She was hanging out on the bleachers looking up at the darkening sky.
"Sapphire, why did you run out of class?" he asked looking down at her face.
"I don't like needles. Can I switch classes Mr. Fox-Face?" she asked.
He blinked at the nickname, "No. But the needles are only in there once a week and leave the class right after the blood tests."
"Why are they testing blood Mr. Fox-Face?" she asked.
"Would you please stop calling me that?" he asked blushing.
"Nope!" she sat up quickly.
He sighed, "I don't know why they are taking blood samples."
They went to go meet up with the others.
"Hey guys," Yusuke said as he Kuwabara and Keiko walked over, "this is Keiko."
"Hello," she said to Singe, Aaron, Josie, and Virginia.
"Hi," they replied, minus Aaron because he's an impolite twit.
"We goin' back to the temple?" Singe asked.
"Yep!" he stated.
The others all sighed.
Temple; Stairs
"So how was your first day of school?" Yusuke asked.
"Interesting to say the least," Kurama said eying Sapphire.
Thunder roared close by and it began to rain.
"Yay!" Sapphire cried dancing around as it began to pour and she froze the rain drops.
"It's rainin' ice hallelujah, ow! Ow! Quit it Sapph!" Alex growled at her friend being hit by the small, yet sharp pieces of ice.
"Hehehe, sorry," she said and let it rain normally.
They went back to the temple, and after an hour they made Sapphire get the hell out of the rain so Yukina could train them in the healing arts.
"I'm sorry Alex but you'll have to be the practice patient," Yukina said.
"It's okay," Alex sighed sitting cross-legged in the middle of the living room.
"Alright, Virginia try and heal Alex's arm," she said pointing at the gash in Alex's left arm.
"O-okay," Virginia said shakily and went over to try and heal Alex after Yukina explained what to do.
Alex's bloody little arm caught on fire.
"Why the hell does this keep happening!" she screamed as Sapphire had to throw a wet towel on her friends arm, "and just think if I'm lucky, the wound will be cauterized!"
"I'm sorry!" Virginia wailed.
"And how do we know it wasn't on purpose?" Allyson asked suspiciously.
"I didn't!" she cried.
"Sure," Kayori said.
"Um, girls we need to train," Yukina said.
"Where'd the ass of a sibling go?" Alex asked healing herself and had the box for Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction thrown at her from the other room, "Nevermind."
"You can heal yourself!" they all asked.
"No it was an illusion," Sapphire said.
"That's just what the organization wants you to think," Alex remarked.
"Organization?" Josie asked.
"Oh god! I've said too much already!" Alex ran from the room to leave them sweat dropping.
"Well I think that's enough training for today," Yukina said, "Dinner will be ready in a little while."
"So what happened for you guys?" Sapphire asked as Josie, Virginia, and Singe left the room.
"I signed my will today," Alex said walking back into the room.
"How?" Allyson asked.
"She threw an egg in Hiei's hair," Kayori said.
"What about you guys?" Alex asked.
"Needles!" Sapphire stated.
They looked at her.
"Someone got anatomy," Alex said with a high pitched voice. (Like what Adam Sandler said in Happy Gilmore, 'somebody's closer', that.)
"And?" she asked.
"Nevermind, hey did you guys notice anything…weird today?" Alex asked looking shifty.
"Like what?" Allyson asked.
"N-nothing, forget about it," she said.
"Really," Sapphire asked suspiciously.
"Oh look at the time, I gotta go," she stated and bolted out of the room.
"She's up to something, but what?" Kayori asked seriously.
They stood there in 'thought' for a few moments.
"What the hell are you people doing?" Hiei asked passing the room.
"Gonna go spy on Alex?" Sapphire guessed.
He hned and walked away.
Hallway
"5:32 p.m. Genkai's Temple; Hallway. Note: Make map of compound to know where the hell that I'm going!" Alex yelled at a memo recorder.
Her three best friends peeked their heads around a corner.
'What's she up to?' Sapphire asked the others by means of telepathy. (I don't even remember if I told you all that Sapph has some telepathic, telekinetic powers. Well she does so there, sorry if I forgot it last story.)
'Maybe she's gonna go rape Hiei.' Allyson stated.
The other two looked at her as Alex continued down the hall. They followed her stealthily.
"5:41 p.m. Genkai's Temple; Hallway. Note: Find out what the strange nasty smell was today after, ew, Drama was. On other note, tell friends to get out here before they meet with an unfortunate accident involving fire," Alex said with a vein on her head.
She heard footsteps hurrying away, she sweat dropped and continued looking for a door out of the temple so she could get to the living room to harass Yusuke about something. Eureka she found one! And ran the hell out of the temple and into the forest.
"Great," she muttered, "6 p.m. Genkai's Forest. Note: About to enter forest, if I die do to another run-in with the locals, I leave my stuff to my friends to kill themselves over. Wait all I own is weird crap…oh well!"
She started trekking into the forest still talking to herself through means of recorder.
"Tell me do you enjoy talking to yourself?" asked a only too familiar voice.
She whipped round to see a black blur leaving.
"6:30 p.m. Forest. Note: Something weird is going on man. First contact has been made I think. Other note: Need to get out of forest and warn the others, and harass Koenma until I get some damned answers!"
"Oh but I can't let you leave," the voice stated.
"Show yourself damnit! Oh no! They'll send me to the ward again! Ah!" She ran the way she had come waving her arms frantically.
She hit something. Twas a tree, and caused Hiei to fall out of it!
"You shouldn't be out here shojo," he stated.
"Then point me in direction of the temple if you'd be so kind for once Jagan boy!" she snapped at him.
"Find it yourself," he said getting back in this pine tree.
She twitched and threw a pinecone at him, again making him fall.
"See that I did, the squirrels just attacked you," she stated walking away. (See she said the victory thing cause she finished her laps, read it again, it's there.)
He threw a rock at the back of her head.
"The hell did I do! Wait, don't answer that," She said and took out the memo recorder, "7 p.m. Forest. Note: Recruit others to attack Hiei and plan revenge. Bye Jagan boy."
Temple; 9 pm; Alex's room
"And we're here why?" Kayori asked.
"Emergency meeting," Alex replied.
"About?" Sapphire asked.
"Something fishing is going on," she replied and took out the recorder and played the mysterious voice, because she taped it the second time because she wasn't bright enough to turn it off. (Sweat drop here)
"Sounds familiar huh?" she asked.
"Maybe you're just being paranoid," Kayori said shaking it off.
"Yeah, it sounded kinda like Hiei anyway," Allyson said.
"Then think about this, remember when Kay asked about Yusuke's mission and he ignored it? What if they're back guys?" Alex asked, "hey am I gonna go to prison because it's illegal to record a persons voice?"
They fell over twitching.
"I don't think you gotta worry about that," Allyson said, "I'm goin' to bed."
"Same," the others replied.
"Why don't you guys ever believe me! Just cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean anything! Remember I that I was the one that told you we were gonna get kidnapped two years ago before it happened?"
"Hey we never said we didn't believe you," Sapphire said, "well they did, but not me." She thumbed at the other two.
"Hey!" they yelled indignity.
"HEY!" Alex got their attention again, "How bout I just work on getting proof? I'll be all Joanna Dark like."
"Killing Skedar?" Allyson asked.
"No! all spy and skipping school," she said, "then I get kidnapped by the aliens and scream UFO!"
"Where!" Kayori asked.
"Right," Sapphire said.
"Right well I'm goin' to bed too, see ya," Alex stated. (That was a conversation that no doubt would happen between me and my friends.)
"Night," they all said and left.
The four boys fell into the room.
"Oh hello," Kurama said nervously.
"Hello," they growled glaring.
"Uh. Run!" Yusuke screamed through down a smoke bomb and they heard footsteps running away.
"What was that all about?" Aaron asked peeking into the room.
"Yusuke was a pervert as were the others," Alex said.
He shrugged and left. (That's literally how much my brother cares for me.)
"Caring ain't he?" Singe asked, "you guys okay?"
"Yeah, peace out. Go exfoliate your face or whatever the hell you do," Alex said.
They all left, minus Alex of course. Who had to sleep in a still smoking room.
End Chapter
Psychic: That was long!
Alex: Yes 15 pages, good for a child of your intelligence.
Psychic: (Hits her) Well I really hope you guys review! I'm on the sixth chapter and only have 22 reviews, please, please review! And I would really appreciate all and any suggestions. I don't care what they are! But please can I at least get five reviews please!
Alex: Yes and Sapph yelled at Psychic for saying to add Adrian again, which is good for me. And were you people serious about repairing the me/Hiei thing!
Psychic: Please review.
