Psychicfiredemoness: Hi again people, oh… And thanks for the suggestions on fights!

Alex: No help what-so-ever.

Psychic: Okay, I apologize; I'm just sleepy is all. (Falls asleep)

Alex: Wake up!

Psychic: Oh yes and to HieiFan66, sorry for putting you to sleep. And if you people really want romance that bad… Give me a suggestion on it already! You guys should know by now that I couldn't write anything good if my life depended on it!

Kayori: You done?

Psychic: Yeah, I own nothing.

Chapter 8 Tournament and freaky nicknames

"Again with the make-shift ring?" Alex asked pointing at the crudely carved stone ring.

"Yep!" Yusuke stated somewhat proudly.

"He made it himself," Hiei scoffed from a tree.

"So that's why it's all lopsided," Kuwabara stated examining the ring.

"Hey I did better then you could've!" Yusuke yelled.

"Nuh uh!" he yelled back.

"There they go again," everyone turned to see two Hispanic boys.

"Tyson? Hiro!" Sapphire asked running over to her brothers.

"It's the return of Icy Moo-Mom," Alex pointed at Tyson, "and Frigid Pooh Pie," she pointed at Hiro and flew threw the trees.

"Okay…" the detectives that had been fighting stated.

"They're nicknames she gave us," Tyson stated. (Don't ask, I came up with it over the phone talking to Sapphire)

"Yep and it's worth the pain," Alex stated walking back over, "sorta."

"You okay?" Virginia asked.

"Sure why not," she retorted.

"K, Koenma wasn't real detailed on why we're here," Hiro said.

"Basically those demons we killed last time uh kinda came back from the dead and need their blood to come back to life," Yusuke said bluntly pointing at the girls.

"Great," Tyson replied, "so what now?"

"A tournament of fools," Hiei stated.

Alex picked up a rock and threw it at him hitting his face.

"Sweet! But now I'm gonna die," she stated and then hid behind Sapphire.

"Can we just start this stupid thing now!" Josie screamed.

"Fine," Yusuke said.

"And we will fight who?" Kayori asked twirling her wrist.

"Oh yeah there's that," he said rubbing his head.

They all sweat dropped. And after a few minutes decided on a fight schedule. And it twould go like this. Alex vs. Virginia, Sapphire vs. Aaron, Singe vs. Kayori, and Allyson vs. Tyson.

"Can I make her go to the depths of hell?" Alex asked Yusuke.

"No," he replied.

"Oh, I wanted to make her burn in the depths of hell," she sighed and took her stance, "oh well." (Like Grr. 'Oh I wanted to explode')

"K, ring outs are automatic loses and you can only be down for three counts, so on so forth," Yusuke stated.

"Can we kill?" Sapphire asked.

"No," he stated.

"Can we disembowel?" Kayori asked.

"No," Yusuke twitched.

"Can we use weapons?" Allyson asked.

"No! And no Spirit weapons either!" he yelled.

"Damn," they sighed at the same time and looked up to blink at each other.

"Hey! Jagan girl get in the ring!" Yusuke yelled, "and no Jagan powers got it?"

"Yeah whatever," she stated jumping into the ring.

"Begin!" Kurama stated.

As usual Alex charged into the fight completely unaware of what to make of the situation. (Alex: Hey!) But she had managed to slide under Virginia's feet and tripped her. Virginia sat up holding her head and looked all teary eyed.

"You didn't have to go do that," she sniffed.

"Can we just say I won now?" Alex asked as Yusuke counted to two but the taller fire demon got to her feet and charged at Alex.

Surprisingly enough she dodged with ease and again tripped the small; yet still taller; girl. Alex picked up a rock.

"Do rocks count as…" she started.

"No rocks!" Yusuke yelled slamming his fists into the ring and causing a couple of minor cracks in it.

Alex sighed and threw the rock and it made a small 'thud' sound as it hit something. Several pairs of red eyes peeked out from the darkness of a trees foliage. It turned out to be five bloodthirsty looking raccoons, whom all charged at her with foam dripping from their mouths.

"Ahh!" she yelled and was suddenly up a tree hugging to Hiei's neck for protection. (There, is that good enough? Well at least he didn't shove her to a rabies filled doom right?)

The raccoons were all clawing at the tree trunk.

"Hey can't raccoons climb?" Asked Kayori tilting her head to the side.

And at that the evil, cute, little rabid creatures quickly scurried up the tree at the Jaganshi's.

"Hope you lived a good life!" Sapphire called at them.

"Shut up Sapphire!" Alex yelled as Hiei hopped them to a different tree.

And so it went, the Jagan boy saved them, and the raccoons followed. Or at least until Singe sent them to hell.

"Why didn't you just do that?" Hiei asked Alex. (He's still 'holding' her if that's what you'd call it.)

She shrugged at him.

"Hey love birds! Alex you lose for leaving the ring!" Yusuke hollered at them.

"What!" Alex yelled all of a sudden right in the detectives face, "and we ain't love birds!"

"Oh yeah, you're love demons," he said 'correcting' himself and ate dirt in all it's gritty goodness while Alex stormed off to a small tree and jumped into it.

"K, your turn guys," Yusuke stated to Sapphire and Aaron.

They both got into the ring. Kurama told them to begin and Aaron flew out of the ring after only being punched by the ice hanyou.

"You kill him?" Singe asked.

"No," Sapphire replied.

"Too bad," Alex sighed.

"Well that was short," Tyson said.

"Slutty chick versus school girl looking chick," Yusuke stated.

"Hey!" Both girls yelled indignantly from the ring.

"You can't silence the truth," he stated.

"We can try!" Kayori stated.

"Right, just fight now," he sweat dropped.

Singe charged at Kayori and tripped onto her face.

"This is embarrassing," Aaron groaned.

"Ah shut up," Alex snapped.

"You shut up!" he yelled.

"Make me!" she snarled and they tried to kill each other as Allyson got into the ring with Tyson.

"What would happen if Hiei and Yukina acted like that?" Sapphire asked.

The others shrugged and Yusuke started the fight.

It involved Allyson punching the crap out of Tyson and vise-versa. But Tyson managed to pin Allyson down and won the little brawl.

"Now all we need is a chick in a bikini to walk by holding a round two sign," Yusuke said with a perverted grin, "anyone up for the job?"

Singe started raising her hand but Alex slapped it down and giving her elder a glare.

Yusuke sighed, "okay. Sapphire vs. Virginia."

Sapphire jumped into the ring enthusiastically.

"Go," Yusuke sighed waving his hand limply towards the girls.

Sapphire immediately punched Virginia hard in the stomach. But the fire demon held her ground, along with her stomach. She tried kicking out Sapphire's feet but it didn't work. Sapphire brought her elbow down on her head knocking her out cold.

"See this is why street fighting is a good thing, unless you get jumped by eight people," Alex stated.

"Yep," Yusuke grinned, "Kayori, Tyson, your guys' turn."

"K," they replied getting into the ring.

"Go!" he stated.

Kayori managed to punch Tyson's face but he ended up slipping a foot behind hers and tripped her onto her back. (Sorry Kay-Kay) He kept a foot on her stomach lightly until the three count was over.

"Battle of the siblings," Alex stated.

"Who will win? Who will lose?" Kayori added straitening her glasses.

"Go Sapph!" they cheered with Allyson.

"Go!" Yusuke stated.

Sapphire punched Tyson, he kicked Sapphire, and at the end it looked more like they were wrestling each other as they had tumbled out of the ring, still wresting.

"So who wins?" Kuwabara asked.

"Hm, who touched the ground first?" Kurama asked.

"I think they landed on their sides," Josie said.

"Who cares let's just say Sapph won cause it's alphabetical," Alex stated, "hey even though we lost, do we still have to fight you guys?"

"Yes, yes you do," Yusuke replied.

They sighed.

"Who do we fight?" Virginia asked sadly.

"You four get to take on Hiei," Yusuke pointed at the fire demons.

"No problem, shorty'll be easy to take," Aaron stated with a cocky grin.

"Don't be so sure," Alex snapped.

"Defending him are we?" Singe asked with a sly grin and putting her head next to her sisters.

"No, he's just a tough opponent," Alex glared turning red.

"I'm sure he is, but…" she drifted off.

"Shut up!" Alex hissed.

"Kayori, and the trio of ice queens can fight Kurama. And you two can try and beat me up," Yusuke pointed at Kuwabara and Allyson.

"What do you mean ice queens?" the three ice hanyou's growled.

"It was the most clichéd thing he could come up with," Hiei stated jumping out of his tree.

"Yeah that's true," Sapphire said.

"You guys fight now," Yusuke instructed to the fire demons, "And yes you can use your powers, minus the Darkness Flames, you four got that?"

"We don't have stupid Jagan's," Aaron said as though it was a weak thing, he then caught on fire and had to roll around until it went out, "Why'd you do that!"

"Why are you asking me!" Alex growled.

"Cause you did it!"

"No I didn't!"

"Then who did!"

Alex pointed at Hiei whose Jagan was of course glowing under his head band.

"Ha see!" she yelled in her brothers face and was punched, "prick."

"Hey, why don't you have Jagan's?" Yusuke asked suspiciously looking back and forth at the two taller fire demons, "your mom sleep around or somethin'."

"No!" they yelled. (If anyone actually wonders why, tell me and I'll have Alex explain it next chapter k?)

"Whatever," he stated, "just get in the ring and have Hiei kill all of you."

"Real motivational Yusuke," Alex stated sarcastically hopping into the ring along with her siblings and oldest enemy.

"Fight!" Sapphire yelled.

"You aren't aloud to say that!" Yusuke snapped.

"Too bad I did," Sapphire replied.

And if anyone was wondering, yes they had used Sapphire's orders to attack and Hiei had only needed to back hand Aaron to knock the fool out of the ring and through a couple of trees.

"Nice!" Alex proclaimed punching the air, but had she been paying attention she'd have noticed Virginia hurdling towards her, which caused the two almost out of the ring.

"Cheap shot, ten second penalty," Kayori stated.

"You people aren't giving the directions!" Yusuke yelled because of his lose of 'power' over the girls training.

"So?" the three that weren't fighting asked.

He sweat dropped as Singe flew from the ring and into Aaron who had just regained the ability to walk.

"And here children is how we hurt the Jagan boy," Alex stated like a professional, ran at him and fell into a slide knocking his feet out and bringing her knee to his happy place.

So now Hiei is on the ground clamping his legs shut and twitching. Yusuke and the others were meanwhile cracking up. But Singe and Virginia ran over to see if he was okay.

"Poke him!" Sapphire called to Alex.

"OK," Alex replied and turned to go poke the Jaganshi, but was kicked into a tree.

"Nevermind," Sapphire stated.

"No really?" Alex asked limping back over, "Virginia kick his ass!"

"Ah!" she squeaked, "I don't want to hurt Hiei."

And with that she flew far from the ring.

"Yeah, I doubt ya could anyway," Alex scoffed.

"Hey, I could," she said with chibi eyes.

"No you couldn't," Alex egged on.

"Hey! Can we start the next match now!" Yusuke yelled at the two.

"Depends," Alex stated.

"On what exactly?" Kurama asked entering the ring along with the hanyou's.

Alex shrugged causing him to sweat drop.

"You actually expected her to know what she was talking about?" Hiei asked and got hit, which led to the Jaganshi's trying to kill each other while the hanyou vs. Kurama fight began!

Sapphire slugged the fox in the stomach, Kayori kicked out his feet, Hiro punched his face, and Kurama managed to throw Tyson out of the ring with his rose whip. He then proceeded to fall onto his back and flip backwards onto his feet and kicked out Hiro's and grabbed both girls with the his trademark whip, hurdling them outside the ring. And he then threw Hiro from the ring, as in with brute force.

"Hey didn't you say no weapons?" Sapphire asked picking herself up and helped Kayori up.

"Yes, but I was demonstrating a valuable lesson. If we fight them again, we don't know what they'll throw at us, what if they've acquired new allies, what if they've learned new attack styles or strategies?" Kurama asked.

"Yeah but weapons still weren't allowed, so winners are the hanyou's," Yusuke stated, "now bring it on!"

He hopped into the ring along with Allyson and Kuwabara.

"Begin!" Kurama stated.

Yusuke basically ignored Allyson and got into a brawl with Kuwabara, which lasted until Kuwabara was knocked out…about three minutes later. Then he went after Allyson, whom he threw out of the ring, but not before she grabbed his ass.

"What the hell was that!" he asked gripping his backside protectively while the girls cracked up, well at least the ones that knew only too well what he did to Keiko on a normal basis, "hey shut up!"

"Dimwit!" Genkai yelled walking out to them, "it's almost dinner time. I trust you're done training by now."

"Yeah, yeah you hag," both Yusuke and Aaron stated then looked at each other in surprise as Genkai went back.

They all then walked back to the temple, and got horribly, horribly lost as it was dark and Yusuke was guiding them all.

End Chapter

Psychic: Well that's finally done with, I need suggestions people. And if you still want romance tell me how to set them the hell up with each other! And the poll is…

Alex: Only 4 out of 7, so I guess people don't like the pairing anymore, oh well, to bad for them, good for me.

Psychic: But there's always Kay's story.

Alex: Shut up!

Psychic: And again sorry for putting HieiFan666 to sleep, I know what I write sucks! But please review and only three reviews more if you want Hiei/Alex, or whatnot. But I need situations! And I'm thinkin' that they will need to get to eventually go somewhere…soon if you don't pick up my oh-so subtle hints, but where? And sorry for this also sucky chapter.