Psychicfiredemoness: Hi people!
Hiei: I will kill you shojo.
Psychic: I know, but I lived a, wait no I didn't!
Yusuke???
Alex: She means live a good life.
Psychic: (face drops) I own nothing.
Chapter 10 Sandy Pants
"Kurama! We're ready to go to the beach now! Fox boy!" Alex yelled walking the halls and looking for the fox.
'Figures, we've been training for like a month straight and the one day we get off fox boy's up and left!' she though bitterly.
"Try a month and a half," Hiei said walking by, his Jagan faintly glowing.
"Stay out of my mind!" she yelled shaking a non-threatening fist and then continued walking.
She heard muffled screams from Hiro's room and opened the door, only to let out a shriek. Hiro had Kurama in his swim trunks mind you, tied to a low table and was being gagged with a sock. Hiro on the other hand wa standing above the fox with a large rusty pair of shears.
"What the hell are you doing!" she screamed.
"I am avenging my sister's pride, by cutting off Kurama's…"
She interrupted, "manliness?"
He sweat dropped, "sure."
"Hey what was with the screamin'? Hiro what the hell are you doing to Mr. Fox-Face!" Sapphire yelled.
"I'm getting your dignity back!" he stated repositioning the shears over the screaming fox.
"Why? I don't care really!" Sapphire replied trying to talk her brother out of cutting off Kurama's man-marbles as Alex dragged him, table and all, out of the room.
The two ice hanyou's continued arguing.
"Well we're still ready to go to the beach you know," Alex said to the now sweat dropping teen and continued dragging him down the hall.
"What the hell are you doing?" Hiei snapped seeing Alex dragging the half naked and bound boy.
"No Hiei it isn't what it looks like I swear! Hiro was trying to cut off Kurama's…thing, and I saved him!" she said to the glaring Jaganshi, "seriously, he can vouch for me!"
She took the sock out of his mouth. Sapphire came out of her brothers room dusting off her hands.
"Well it took a while, but Kurama is going to stay a man," she stated.
"See ha!" Alex said pointing at Hiei, who walked down the hall, "hey since he's still tied down you wanna torture him?"
"How exactly?" Sapphire asked, the panicky boy looking around nervously.
"Like this!" Alex proclaimed and stamped down on Kurama's crouch, who screamed very loudly in sheer pain and she ran away fearing the wrath he might bring down on her.
"You okay Mr. Fox-Face?" Sapphire asked untying the poor boy who she poked and he fell off the table twitching, "you need a hug!"
She stated and hugged the fox's neck tightly. And of course Yoko just couldn't resist putting in his own two cents in the situation. His eyes glinted gold and he hugged back, then nuzzled against the hanyou's chest.
"Hey what's with the, Nevermind," Yusuke said seeing the two and walked away.
"What are you doing to my sister!" Hiro yelled walking in.
"Um, hugging her?" Kurama guessed coming back to his senses so to speak and jumped away from her, then limped away.
Hiro tilted his head to the side.
"Alex crushed his balls," Sapphire stated simply but then twitched and walked away.
Kitchen
"Why are you hiding shojo?" Hiei asked seeing Alex in a cupboard.
"Why do you keep showing up where I am?" she retorted closing the cupboard and held it shut, "and don't tell Kurama where I am."
"Perhaps I will, why?" he replied.
"Cause I crushed his man-marbles, and value my life," she opened the door to say that and closed it.
"Idiot and we're leaving now so come out," he stated.
"No," she said, "and ya can't make me."
"The hell I can't," he stated, opened the cupboard and grabbed her legs and started trying to pull her out of the small storage compartment, "get out!"
"No! Fox boy'll kill me in a horrid car crash were I just happen to be the only one to die from plant poisoning," she stated holding the cupboard door.
"No he won't," Hiei growled getting a hold of the short girls waist and still trying to pry her from the cupboard.
"Yeah he will!" she snapped back.
"Then I'll take you to the damned beach," he retorted.
"Really?" she asked letting go of the cupboard door.
He nodded and she hugged his neck, and only god knows how she freaking turned around to do that. (Ow. Alex: Yep.)
"You dear, sweet demon," she said and kissed him on the lips passionately.
He mentally smirked at his luck (Good or bad, you'll see what I mean in a second) and deepened the kiss. She; oddly enough; complied.
"Hey! If you two are gonna screw then don't do it in the kitchen at least! We cook in here for god's sake!" Yusuke laughed.
The two jumped away from each other blushing.
"Memory loss?" Alex asked and got a nod from Hiei.
Both their Jagan's glowed.
Kurama's car
"What's wrong Yusuke?" Keiko asked seeing her boyfriend stumbled from the temple and into the demon's vehicle.
"I'm not sure, I coulda sworn I just saw something funny, musta been nothin'," he stated.
"Where's Alex?" Kayori asked.
"She hitched a ride with Hiei," Sapphire replied.
"Yeah that's probably safer considering what she did to Mr. Fox-Face," Sapphire replied.
"And how are we supposed to fit?" Hiro asked looking at the seating.
Sapphire in the passengers seat, Kurama driving, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Yukina, and Keiko in the back, Allyson, Kayori, Virginia, and Josie in the middle.
"I guess you'll just have to stay here and guard the temple," Kurama said.
"Not when you have my sister," Hiro exclaimed.
"Just drive," Sapphire said and pressed her foot onto the gas.
"Get back here!" he yelled at the quickly disappearing Tahoe.
"Oh too, too bad Hiro," Alex said from Hiei's back in a tree.
He picked up a rock and threw it at her, hitting her square on the forehead and she let loose a streak of profanities in Makai dialect and Hiei bolted off leaving the pissed hanyou to trudge up the many temple stairs.
Beach
"Party!" Josie yelled and ran into the ocean in a slutty white bikini.
The others whom were setting up a small area were left sweat dropping and staring.
"We miss something?" Alex asked still on Hiei's back.
"Comfy?" Yusuke grinned.
"Yes actually," she replied blinking.
"And why are we here?" Aaron asked glowering after having stepped out of a bus with Singe and Tyson.
"Beach!" she stated happily and pulled off her jeans and shirt to also run towards the water, only in a much more revealing red bikini.
"Wasn't Hiro supposed to be here?" Tyson asked.
"Yes, well he decided to stay at the temple," Kurama stated giving Sapphire a look.
"Well, who cares, sun, sand and beautiful women," he stated and found his head buried in the sand.
"Care to say that again?" Alex asked.
"No," he said knocking sand from his hair.
"To the sandcastle!" she states and ran towards Yukina and Keiko who were both building sandcastles and she too started building one, that was very misshapen.
"Hey! You guys are supposed to help set this shit up!" Yusuke yelled.
"So?" the girls replied doing whatever the hell it is they do.
Yusuke cussed a few times and started setting up the umbrella and Kuwabara and Kurama unrolled the beach blanket. As soon as they were done Kurama got up limped over to Alex, grabbed the back of her large t-shirt and one of her legs, picked her up, turned several times and threw her into the ocean.
"Still sore I take it?" Hiei smirked and was shot a sharp look from the still limping fox.
"Apparently," Yusuke grinned, "can anyone still see Jagan girl?"
"Nope," Sapphire and Kayori said scanning the waters for their friend.
"Her name was Alex, we knew her well and she banged Hiei every night," Allyson began and a crab was thrown at her.
"The hell with that! I ain't dead and I don't bang anyone!" Alex yelled coming onto the beach and trailing quite a bit of seaweed, "now give back the crab."
Sapphire grabbed it and threw it down the beach.
"No crabby!" Alex yelled chasing after it.
"Sorry Hiei but she loves the crab more then you," Yusuke said throwing an arm around his friend who was glaring at him.
Alex came back a minute later carrying the small crustacean in her hands, and it seemed to be shaking a claw at her.
"Is that thing shaking a fist at you?" Kuwabara asked looking closely at the animal.
"Attack him crabby attack!" Alex yelled and the crab pinched Kuwabara's nose.
"Ah! Get it off! Get it off!" he screamed trying to get it off by shaking his head furiously and it flew off and out to sea.
"Well easy come easy go, goodbye crabby!" Alex yelled at the water.
"And after all that fuss she made in getting it back too," Yusuke sweat dropped.
"Yes but I have seen the error of my ways and so on, and must now apologize to Kurama for destroying his manliness, and get out of this wet t-shirt," she said looking at her soaked shirt.
"Oh! I'll help you get it off Alex!" Tyson proclaimed and it was thrown at his face.
"Pervert!" she yelled in a black suit and walked over to Kurama, "yo foxling. I am truly sorry for my immaturity to have had me crush your pride and dignity among other things, so I suggest a truce."
He nodded and started reading a book quietly.
"Hm, what to do now?" Yusuke thought and went over to hit on Keiko and found himself with a face full of sand, "that could've been worse."
The teens spent the rest off the day just hanging at the beach, with Alex and Hiei attacking a poor ice cream vender who was walking by, and they stole all the frozen treats they could, Josie hitting on Kurama, Virginia making it look like Alex was interested in some lowly human making Hiei pissed off and then we learn that that lowly human is Adrian and all hell breaking loose. And here it is people, some useless scene! (With possible romance.)
"Please!" Adrian begged not having left after seeing the short object of his affections.
"No," Alex replied for at least the eighth time in a minute.
"Please."
"No."
"Just go already!" Sapphire screamed.
Alex gave a look at Hiei who hned and turned away, she glared and stood up.
"If you finally shut the hell up then fine I'll go for a damn walk with ya," she spat and they headed down the beach with him rather giddy about it.
"It's a friggin' miracle," Yusuke sighed, "I didn't think they'd ever shut up. Where're you goin'?"
"Hn," was Hiei's reply as he walked away.
"I don't trust that little punk," Aaron said, "how do we know he won't turn on us and give everyone to the bad guys?"
"How do we know you won't?" Kurama asked.
"Cause I ain't all dark and creepy like shorty," he replied, "he's probably a vampire in disguise and is going to go suck Alex and that dude's blood and kill them. Cool I get her stuff then."
"Idiot," Alex's friends stated.
The Jagan boy…er I mean Hiei
See people when Hiei hned it meant 'I am going to go stalk Alex and make sure nothing happens between her and that foolish human who will meet the sharp end of my sword in a very painful and bloody fashion.' But it seemed he didn't need to, because Alex had punched Adrian unconscious when he tried to kiss her, and she stormed off further away from the others.
"Directionally challenged little fool," he muttered walking past Adrian and resisted the strong urge to kick him, honor or no, "You're lost aren't you?"
"Ah! How the hell long have you been following me!" Alex shrieked in surprise, "wait don't answer that."
"Damn, I wanted to scare you," he smirked.
"Ya already do," she remarked with a fang and started shivering, "where are the others?"
"That scared are you?" he asked.
"No, just cold," she got under his cloak, while he was still wearing it and her head popped out next to his, "so warm." (Yeah, she sadly hasn't learned the whole body temperature regulation thing yet. If you haven't guessed yet.)
She nuzzled his face with her own in an affectionate way. He glared at her.
"Get out of my cloak," he ordered.
"Screw you Fire boy," she snapped.
"That could be arranged," he retorted and she was suddenly gone.
Others
"Where the hell were you! We're already packed up!" Yusuke growled at Alex.
"Oh you know, taking in the lovely sights and all," she lied.
"And you weren't necking?" Sapphire asked.
"Do you even know what that means?" Alex asked.
"Maybe… Drive!" Sapphire again pressed down on the gas and they sped off.
"Hey! What the hell is wrong with you assholes!" she screamed at their trail of dust.
"A lot of things!" Kayori screamed back from the car.
"Shut up!" Alex spat chasing after the car angrily.
"Hurry up she's actually gaining on us!" Yusuke yelled at Kurama, and found Sapphire driving the car now.
"Wait! You aren't old enough to drive!" Kuwabara screamed in fear.
"Oh shut up," Sapphire said flooring it and left Alex in the dust only for the small demon to get taken by another.
"Let me go!" Alex snapped from under Hiei's arm.
"Idiot shojo," he replied speeding towards the temple.
"Stop calling me that!" she snapped.
End Chapter
Psychic: Yeah I know, pointless. But it had some small romance. And I am kinda distracted with a fic I have up on e-fic, and if anyone actually cares I'm under the same name.
Hiei: And that is why I'll kill you.
Alex: Yes cause dear little Hiei is paired with the reader.
Hiei: (hits them)
Psychic: Ow, and no I won't leave this site not that anyone actually cares though. (Sigh) Please review.
