Psychicfiredemoness: Hi people.
Hiei: Hn.
Alex: Hi!
Baby Hiei-san: Hi! (waves hand frantically and stretches the word.)
Alex: (Puts his hand down) Romeo and Juliet.
Sapphire: Sex!
Baby Hiei-san: (Runs around in a circle screaming)
Psychic: I own nothing.
Chapter 11 Accidents will happen
Quick Review
Last time they all went to the damned beach and there was some small romance scenes between Alex and Hiei. Oh and Hiro tried to circumcise Kurama.
End quick review
"Anyone else bored?" Allyson yawned from the couch.
Her friends all raised their hands.
"Why is it that we get another day off, and can't find anything to do?" Alex asked.
"Wanna go bug the guys?" Kayori asked getting up off the living room floor.
"Sure," they replied getting up from their places on the couch or floor.
"Hey guys what's up?" Kayori asked.
"When are ya due?" Alex asked running up to Yusuke and rubbing his stomach with one hand while the other was resting on his back.
"What the hell? Keiko when are we due?" he yelled.
"What! Yusuke that's the most insensitive thing you've ever said to me!" she slapped him.
"Uh Keiko it was my fault he asked that," Alex confessed and also got slapped, "who next?"
"Uh, Genkai!" Sapphire said.
"No that's way too nasty!" Yusuke grimaced.
"Yeah it is, hey Hiei!" Alex yelled running over to him and rubbed his stomach, "when are you due?"
"What!" He screamed and started raising a fist.
She started rubbing his chest with her face and making a purr-like sound. He went red and lowered his fist while the others laughed.
"Get away from me shojo," he ordered and she jumped away. (I actually do that to my friends though. Sad ain't it?)
"When ya due Sapph?" Alex rubbed her friends stomach.
Kurama then limped into the room and was using a cane to walk properly.
"Hey Kurama, when are we due?" Sapphire asked.
Kurama went bright red and stopped in his tracks.
"Well?" she asked and hugged him.
He went even redder, and started to hug her back when he was roughly pushed to the ground.
"The baby!" she stated holding her stomach.
Alex put a hand to it, "oh I felt it kick! Can I be god mother?"
"Of course, oh! He's confused! Cute Mr. Fox-Face!" Sapphire said hugging Kurama and making a kissy face to him, who was indeed very confused, and thrown to the ground again.
"The baby damnit!" she yelled as Hiro walked in.
"What baby? Sapphire!" he yelled concerned.
"It's a joke, and besides we all know Alex is the one that conceived a love-child," she thumbed to her friend.
"Oh yes and it's so hard to be eating for two now a days," Alex said with her hands on her stomach which seemed a bit more bulgy.
The others started twitching, until Sapphire, Allyson, and Yusuke burst out laughing.
"Are you serious?" he managed.
"About what?" Singe asked and saw her sisters stomach, "was it good?"
"Was what g- Alex what the hell happened!" Aaron screamed.
"She conceived a child," Kayori said.
"What!" he yelled and then he started yelling in Makai dialect about their parents being pissed.
"Our real parents or the humans?" Singe asked.
"We have real parents?" Alex asked and received a nod.
"So Hiei, what're ya gonna name your kid?" Yusuke asked throwing am arm around the demon who was glaring hatred at Alex by now.
"I don't have a kid," he snapped.
"I ain't pregnant ya dumb asses!" She finally screamed and was holding up the pillow that had been under her stomach.
"So it wasn't good," Singe concluded.
Alex sweat dropped.
"I unlike some people I know, am still a virgin, Singe," Alex snarled.
"Yeah? Then you'd better stay away from Hiei," Virginia stated coldly, "if you value your life."
"Oh really?" Alex asked, "Why should I?"
"He's mine I call him!" she stated like a child.
"Oh so own him, ya know that last person to make that assumption died in a rather painful fashion," Alex grinned sadistically.
"Who and how?" she asked.
"Remember Marie anyone?" Alex asked and they all raised their hands.
"When I see that bitch again she's like so gonna pay, she was supposed to stay at our school not go off move!" Josie whined.
"Yeah, but she was cool," Singe said.
"And a whore," Kayori stated.
"Yes well, someone just happened to kill her, and it's fun to kill your enemies that you hate with a fiery passion that cannot be told in words!" Alex twitched.
"There, there Jagan girl. Time for your pills," Sapphire said and shoved something down Alex's throat.
"What were those?" Allyson asked.
"M&M's, why? Oh she's chocking," Sapphire said as Alex managed to swallow.
"Chocolate," She stated stealing the bag from Sapphire.
"How come you have a Jagan?" Kayori suddenly asked.
"Huh?" Alex asked.
"Hey yeah, why do you have one but not them?" Yusuke thumbed to Singe and Aaron.
"I dunno," she replied and looked at her sister.
"Well it's a long and interestingly weird story," Singe said and had a large bucket of popcorn that was swimming on horrible things like salt and butter like at theatres. (Psychic: (starts drooling) Alex: And not literally swimming, she over exaggerates a lot.)
"Do tell," Sapphire said grabbing the snack and starting to eat it as they went back into the living room.
"Well it all starts with when Alex was conceived, you see first my parents-" Singe began.
"Not that far back Aaron screamed in disgust.
"Yeah well, our mom got a Jagan implanted before she found out she was gonna have shorty over here," Aaron thumbed to Alex, "So it got genetically implanted sorta, like when people take drugs when they're pregnant and the baby's all messed up and crap."
"That's it?" Sapphire asked, "that wasn't a long story!"
"Okay, then. And when our mom went into labor-" Singe started.
"Singe!" Aaron yelled again.
"What?" she asked.
"Not good to talk about the miracle of life in front of children," Alex said pointing at Allyson, Kayori, and Sapphire.
"Oh just cause you're older!" Kayori snapped.
"So?" Alex replied.
End Chapter
Psychic: There, and I am so sorry for not putting why she had a Jagan earlier, it completely slipped my mind! And I sorta thought of an idea but need a smidge of help with it.
Alex: Don't you even dare!
Psychic: The idea is Alex gets all paranoid 'bout something and some how, some way, sorta ends up on a date with Vampire boy.
Hiei: Vampire boy?
Psychic: What you look like one with the fangs and the red eyes and the cloak.
Alex: Right…
Psychic: Well if you want them to go on the semi-date, then tell me in review form and say what should happen. See ya. And yes, random chapter.
