Psychicfiredemoness: Hi people. (Coughs)
Alex: Yeah she's sick.
Psychic: Shut up. (Falls asleep) (Wakes back up) Oh yeah, thank you Forgotten-Heart for the kind review, and sorry about the truth or dare idea, but the rape thing…right, good idea.
Alex: What! What rape thing? (Reads review and twitches)
Psychic: Could be worse.
Alex: How?
Psychic: I own nothing.
Alex: HOW!
Chapter 12 Conspiracy date (Thingy)
Temple; living room; couple months later; 7 pm
"Anyone seen Alex?" Sapphire asked looking for the small girl.
"Come to think of it I haven't seen her all day," Kurama replied.
"Hey you're right," Allyson said, "She's probably screwin' Hiei."
"Hn," he said from the corner and left the room.
"All in favor of saying he's gonna go find, stalk and then screw Alex raise your hand," Yusuke said as he and everyone put their hand into the air.
'I heard that detective,' Hiei spat through telepathy.
'Oh well…hehehe,' Yusuke replied and the mental link was broken.
Elsewhere; okay it's Kurama's school where they are rebuilding it; 8pm
"8:15 pm Note: Stake out is still in affect. Theories: Building is either haunted, or Temi, Chris, Kugatsu and them have placed security here…or something along those lines. On other note: Footage has been taken," Alex said to her memo recorder and to a small tape recorder that had been focused on a window, "why didn't I have enough sense to bring a jacket?"
Something warm fell onto her shoulders and she immediately wrapped herself in it.
"Thanks," she said, her breath still coming out in small clouds.
Then she realized what had just happened and looked directly up to see Hiei.
"Oh, hehehe hi Hiei," she said nervously.
"Shojo, why are you here?" he asked yanking her up by the arm.
"Surveillance?" she guessed and pointed to the still being made window frame.
Several someone's were walking inside the building and they were putting off faint demonic signatures.
"Let's go," he ordered and dragged her away.
"Whatever," she replied and took her arm back as her stomach gave a loud growl and she rubbed her head, "you don't happen to have any food on ya do you?"
She threw his cloak back to him.
"No," he replied putting it on as they continued walking down the street.
"Then…got any money," she asked finding a few bills and coins in her pocket.
He shook his head and they saw an ice cream truck slowly driving by, and I mean slowly. And what was even weirder was that the music was even playing slowly, then it just stopped in the middle of the road, the engine sputtering, and no one besides the Jaganshi's were in the vicinity. They looked at each other and smirked evilly. (Sapphire helped me come up with this plotline) They then walked over to it to plunder all the frozen food.
"Dude, the drivers all maimed and crap," Alex stated looking at the driver whom was face down on the steering wheel and was covered in blood.
"Then just leave him," Hiei replied walking to her side as he could not open the back of the accursed truck.
But the driver then looked at her, but he was dead so how is that possible! So naturally she shrieked and ran down the street faster then she knew she could run. Hiei sighed as the small girl disappeared in the distance and several demons stuck their ugly heads out of the ice cream compartment, the sweet substance covering their faces. (And yes they are Temi's stupid little followers)
"You. Ate. My. Sweet. Snow!" he screamed with fire glinting in his eyes and sliced them into tiny little pieces that would soon be used in cat food, what you think it was actually tuna? A tuna demon maybe but not real tuna.
And then he sped off to see where Alex was, him being deprived of sweet snow and all.
Elsewhere! (I'd like to thank Forgotten-Heart…again)
"Well, well, well, what did you boys find?" asked a samurai wannabe in a white kimono with a katana and had a little ponytail at the back of his head and nudged a tied up Alex with the bottom of his sheath.
'A seriously pissed off little yokai,' she thought bitterly being held by two of the boys cronies, and glared death at him, "none of your concern fool."
Yep, she got punched for that and a nice 'little' slash down her shirt, and party through her stomach. (Alex: Perverts.)
"Hey he-bitch! Ya don't go slashing people's shirts/torsos!" she yelled and brought her legs up at him, but she missed!
"No one touches the boss!" one of his stupid little followers yelled and punched her.
"Except cheap hookers," she stated bluntly, and got punched in her stomach/wound…several times.
"What do ya say boys, a little fun?" their leader asked resting his katana on a shoulder.
"Hey good idea boss," one said.
"Then we kill her right?" the other asked.
'Great, getting raped by stupid humans,' she thought, 'and now I make my escape.'
She managed to elbow the boys holding her bound hands and jumped up flipping backwards right into the dead end wall of the alleyway.
"That was…stupid," she stated swirly eyed sliding down the wall and fell onto her stomach.
"Sweet! Now she won't struggle!" their leader declared laughing and was slammed into a wall, bleeding severely.
And there stood a very agitated Hiei, sword drawn and everything.
"Uh… listen, you can have the bitch if you want, I'm sure she's at least worth a good f-" the two others began and found themselves even worse off on the ground then their boss.
"Ow, my head," Alex said waking up and looked up to see Hiei sheathing his sword and the bastard rapists on the ground all bloodied up, "okay…so did you not want to fail your mission or do you just generally care?"
"Hn," he replied walking over and tried lifting her up by the back of her shirt, it unfortunately for her ripped in two and she shrieked in embarrassment and slunk into the shadows, "get out her shojo."
"Give me a new shirt!" she cried and he threw her his cloak once more, "thank you."
They then started off to the temple.
"You gonna answer my question Jagan boy?" she asked after they stopped at a vending machine to get a juice.
"And what would that be?" he retorted leaning on the wall next to the machine.
"As to why you saved me, well I know you don't want to fail your mission or anything, but did you still actually care?" she asked drinking a can of orange juice and finished it quickly, "Well?"
"Hn, why do you care?" he spat back and pink tinged his cheeks.
"Nevermind," she growled, "Oh aw, snow," she said sarcastically and sneezed. (What she meant though is, because I'm a girl and need to know damnit! Alex: What!)
"Idiot," he replied wrapping an arm around her waist for 'warmth only' and managed to touch that 'little' wound she had, "you're injured."
"Your skills are deduction are incredible," she stated sarcastically and sneezed again, "and what is your point?"
"That you're injured," he replied and prodded the wound getting her to wince.
"Can we just get some food please?" she growled as did her stomach.
"Fine," he replied, "Where?"
"How bout there? Yukimora Noodle House," she read. (Yeah, real original I know.)
"Hn," he nodded and they walked in, him of course removing his hand.
"Welcome," Keiko yawned leaning on the counter.
"Hi Keiko. Keiko!" Alex yelled in surprise.
"Alex! Hiei! You two were supposed to be at the temple!" she stated waking up.
"Uh well you see about that…" she said, "classified information."
"You didn't rent a room did you?" she scrutinized.
"No!" she stated, "Or did we?"
Hiei punched her head and sat on a stool.
"Well that would explain why you're wearing his cloak," she stated cooking up some beef.
"Nothing happened! Well I got jumped and almost raped but other then that…oh wait there was the zombie sweet snow truck too. Hm…" Alex replied also taking a seat, "well I guess that does count for something."
She sweat dropped and served their food.
"How much do we owe ya?" Alex asked counting out her money, shrugged and placed it on the counter.
Keiko put it in the register.
"Keiko! Did you do your homework?" her mother called.
"Yes!" she called back.
"Did you make sure Yusuke did!"
"Yes!"
"Go to bed please!"
"But we have a customer!"
"Nevermind!"
The two Jaganshi's were sweat dropping while holding up some noodles ready to eat them.
"What?" she asked.
"Nothing at all," Alex replied, "are you staying at the temple tonight?"
She shook her head.
"Well we'll send Yusuke your love," she retorted and received a glare, "hey it's true isn't it?"
"We're closed," she snapped and hit Alex's head with a closed sign.
"Fine. We'll see ya at the temple," she replied getting up and exited with Hiei then peeked her head in the door, "or will we?"
She was then pulled out of the building by the impatient demon, and yet again they continued to the temple.
"11:45 p.m. Note: preparing to run," Alex said to her recorder and was thrown over Hiei's shoulder
'On other not: plan to get carried there worked,' she thought and was dropped on the ground, "Hey! You can't blame me for trying!"
"Yes I can," he snapped and continued walking at a fast pace.
"Hey wait! I'll be good!" she yelled running after him and jumped on his back, hugging to him tightly.
"Get off," he growled.
"No," she replied and was burned until she finally let go, "Jerk. Hey, you know how Koenma said that Temi and them were gonna need our blood, or another demon like them?"
Hiei nodded.
"Well where are they gonna get it from on us? Our wrists or what?" she asked staring up at the clouds, from which snow still fell.
"Hn. He's probably going to mark you," he scoffed in a growl.
"K…" she replied and thought of that.
Here is what her mind is doing. A roughly drawn Temi is using a marker all over a roughly drawn Alex's face. (Like the animation of Hiei's 'sister' in the house of four dimensions place.) Hiei read her mind and sweat dropped.
"That isn't marking," he replied.
"Then what is?" she asked.
He smirked at her.
"Uh, Hiei…I don't like how your looking at me," she said backing away from him but he wrapped his arms around her waist, "uh…"
(Okay I can't stall on romance anymore)
He silenced her with his lips and pressed her up against the wall of an office building, and no it wasn't under the glow of a street light, him not wanting to be seen and all. She mentally sighed and placed her arms round his neck. HE smirked and started kissing down her neck.
"Eager are we?" she asked tilting her neck slightly.
He started nipping at one certain spot. She shoved him away.
"What the hell was that!" she asked rubbing the red spot of her neck.
"If I had bitten down, it would have been a mark, and you would be my mate," he replied with a smirk, "which is what they plan to do to you and the others. Unless of course you already have a mark."
"Your scare me," she stated still holding her neck and twitching as they once AGAIN continued to the temple.
Temple
"Alex! You're back!" Sapphire stated happily as a clock rang once.
"Ya…" she replied and peeked into the living room, "what did you do?"
She couldn't help but grin at the scene. Yusuke and Kuwabara were both tied to chairs. Yusuke had blue eye shadow, pink lipstick and it looked like yellow blush covered his face. His hair was also gelled into small spikes. Kuwabara on the other hand had blue lipstick, green eye shadow, and pink blush on, his hair was in curlers.
"I couldn't find Mr. Fox-Face though," Sapphire stated with a disappointed sigh.
"Help!" Yusuke yelled falling onto his side, still in the chair, "hey why are you two together?"
"And why are you back so late?" Kuwabara asked.
Yusuke got a disturbing grin on his face.
"How much did it cost?" he asked.
"What cost?" Sapphire asked.
"The hotel room? I mean what did you go to a nice one, or some little slum?" Yusuke laughed and was dragged out by his hair by Alex and they heard his being beat up.
She walked back in dusting her hands off. They gave her looks, "What? I untied him."
Sapphire peeked around the corner to see an untied Yusuke on the ground beaten severely.
"Nice, Hiei's turn!" she declared grabbing rope out of thin air.
"GO TO BED!" Genkai screamed.
"Shut up grandma!" Yusuke yelled back to her and stumbled into the living room again, "okay, if you didn't sleep together, then why are you wearing Hiei's cloak? And why is it covered in blood?"
Sapphire faked a gasp, "you lost your virginity didn't you!"
"Yeah, yeah I did," Alex replied sarcastically, "I got jumped you retards! And some jackass samurai wannabe cut me and my shirt up, and I stole Hiei's cloak, cause it's warm."
"Okay," Sapphire replied.
"You people do realize that we're training tomorrow," Hiei stated from a corner.
Alex and Sapphire looked at each other, then ran!
"We aren't training tomorrow," Yusuke said untying his bumbling friend.
"It got them to leave didn't it?" Hiei asked leaving the room.
The two human boys looked at each other and shrugged.
Makai
"Uh, my Lord?" said a maid.
"What?" he replied, "have you found anything?"
"Uh, you could…you could say that," she replied.
"What?" asked a hiss.
"Uh well it seems…hehehe," she said, "that the fire demon is after yours…again."
"WHAT!" he yelled and several fire balls shot from around him.
"There he goes again," a deeper voice said.
"Got any threes?"
"No."
"Fours?"
"No."
"Twelve's?"
"There aren't any twelve's!"
"Temi! Can't we just kidnap them in their sleep?"
"No! There's no honor in that."
"Technically there's no honor in kidnap now is there?"
"Chris…"
"Huh?"
"Shut up."
End chapter
Psychic: Ah the fluff. I think…
Pink fluffy cloud: (Appears and hazes over Jaganshi's)
Both: (Hug)
Yusuke: Sweet! (Laughing) Now make 'um make out!
Cloud: (Shakes what would be it's head.)
Yusuke: Why not?
Psychic: Duh, it's a fluff cloud, it's hugs and sweet nothings.
Cloud: (points to giant lime)
Lime: (rolls over to Jaganshi's a squirts them with lime juice)
Both: (Start making out)
Yusuke: (In hysterics) Then how do we get them to get down and dirty?
Lemon: (Rolls over)
Psychic: That's it. (kicks lemon away.)
Yusuke: You ruin everything.
Psychic: Don't' care. Please review. Oh and just a forewarning, next chapter Sapphire must go through hell, just as Alex did…sorta.
