Psychicfiredemoness: Hi people! (falls over)
Alex: Yeah, and now she's drugged from a coupl'a shots that she got at the doctors.
Sapphire: Needles! (Runs away)
Psychic: I own nothing.
Chapter 13 Codename: Christmas shopping
"Sapphire! Get in here before you get sick!" Alex yelled at a certain snow dancing ice hanyou.
"The hell with you!" Sapphire yelled back.
"SOUP!" she screamed.
Sapphire then ran into the forest afraid that her friend would once again force feed her home made soup.
"Hey! Get back here!" Alex shouted brandishing a wooden spoon.
"Why are you incessantly screaming shojo?" Hiei asked walking onto the porch.
"Shut up," she snapped and looked down at the pot of soup in her free arm and shoved a spoonful of it in his mouth.
He raised a brow, took the spoon from her, grabbed the pot and ran away.
"Hey that's for sickly little Sapphire!" she screamed giving chase.
"Hey! I'm not little," Sapphire stated peeking out from behind a tree.
"SOUP!" Alex yelled again and then she once again ran away, "get back here! And bring that soup back Hiei!"
The large now empty soup pot then hit her face.
Sapphire
"Where am I?" Sapphire asked herself. (Nah really!)
"Genkai's forest my dear," came several voices near by stated.
Several demons walked out from behind the trees.
"Really?" she asked in a small voice.
They all sweat dropped but got over it and walked forward. She got into a stance.
Temple
"Where's Sapphire," Yusuke suddenly asked.
"She ran out into the forest a little while ago," Alex replied still trying to get the dregs of soup out of her hair, "damn you Hiei! Damn you!"
"I don't think you're the first to tell him that," Kayori said holding a light bulb and lighting, then putting it out with her energy, "We're too easily entertained aren't we?"
"Yep," Allyson replied.
"So…who's gonna go find her?" Kuwabara asked.
They heard a book close and saw Kurama exit the room.
"OK…or I could go to save her from the dreaded forest!" Alex stated in the same green tunic and cap that Link wears and was pointing the Master sword in the air.
"Where the hell did you get that!" they all asked.
She shrugged and ran off, "to Death Mountain, wait I don't like Death Mountain…Hm…" (Yeah, it all started with the Ocarina of Time. The games kick ass!)
They then ignored her and went to their normal activities. As in playing video games and then watching Yusuke and Kuwabara trying to kill each other.
Sapphire
Sapphire had easily killed the demons that had attacked her and slept peacefully at the base of a tree. Kurama walked over and saw that then chuckled upon seeing the many corpses and the sleeping hanyou.
"Sapphire…Sapphire," he nudged her shoulder lightly and her head fell on one and she woke up.
"Hello Mr. Fox-Face," she said getting up.
"Hello," he replied, "we should get back to the temple."
"It stopped snowing!" she noted her eyes becoming small dots as she looked at the sky.
"And what are you two doing?" Alex growled hanging upside down from a tree.
"Hi Alex!" Sapphire stated waving to her friend, "why are you dressed like that?"
"Because I am on the quest to save you and make sure fox boy doesn't try anything," she replied, "crap I'm stuck."
They both started towards the temple.
"We'll leave Hiei a note!" Sapphire called back.
"No! Oh come on guys! Don't leave me out here!" she pleaded as the two disappeared and then she started screaming in Pig-Latin.
Temple
"Okay…where's Alex then?" Yusuke asked.
"Forest," Sapphire replied while eating a bowl of rice and nodding towards the forest.
"Hiei go get her," the detective ordered.
"Why do I have to?" Hiei snapped.
"Do you really want him to answer that?" Kayori asked.
He hned and left the room.
"Alright slackers, time for bed," Genkai ordered and made sure that they all did, or in other words that they went to their rooms. Watch! Er I mean read, yes 'read'.
Sapphire's room
'Nope can't sleep,' Sapphire thought to herself.
The door then slid open to show a severely scratched up Alex.
"You're alive!" she stated hugging her friend, "what happened."
"The raccoons found me, and you will pay for leaving me out to be attacked by them," she threatened leaving and closing the door.
The door opened a few moments later, this time twas Kurama, a blushing Kurama.
"Hello Mr. Fox-Face, why are you blushing?" she asked in a small, child-like voice.
"Ahem," he began and she tilted her head.
"What?" she asked.
"I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me tomorrow," he replied.
"Like a date?" she guessed.
He nodded going even redder.
"How old are you! What day is it! Have you had all your shots…Needles!" she declared shivering but soon recovered, "Now what is the capital of Georgia!" she proclaimed more then asked.
"Atlanta," he sighed, "anything else?"
"What, was it a dare? Blackmail? What!" she yelled.
"Quiet!" they heard Genkai yelled back.
"Listen if you don't want to go you don't have to," he sighed beginning to leave.
"No, see I just have to drill you for the hell of it. It was blackmail wasn't it!" she said.
"No, this was of my own free will," he stated.
"Okay…" she replied, "goodnight Mr. Fox-Face."
He then left feeling somewhat content.
Next day!
"And where are you two going?" Yusuke asked playing cards with Alex and Kuwabara.
"Christmas shopping," Kurama came up with as he and Sapphire were about to leave the compound.
"Just be careful," Genkai said.
"We will," Kurama said and they left.
"Why did you lie Mr. Fox-Face?" Sapphire asked.
"Well we will be Christmas shopping," he stated as they walked down the stairs.
"K," she replied, "where are we going?"
"Where do you want to go?" he asked politely.
She grinned, "arcade."
"How about the mall arcade, that way we actually can do some shopping," he suggested.
"Okay, but I challenge you to DDR!" she declared.
"Very well," he replied.
Mall!
The two walked along the second floor, deciding that it would be wiser to shop before going to the arcade…Okay so they were really just window shopping, who cares?
They passed by a pet shop and Sapphire suddenly stopped at starred at something very, very cute.
"Sapphire? What is it?" Kurama asked backtracking to where she was gaping through a glass wall.
A little white husky puppy with big blue eyes was looking up at her wagging its tail.
"It's so cute!" she exclaimed.
"It is rather adorable," he agreed. (Would he have said that? But I mean come on; it's a friggin little puppy! (Hugs puppy))
Sapphire moved a hand around on the glass and the puppy followed with its curious little face.
"It's so damn cute!" Sapphire yelled getting a few onlookers.
"Oh! It's Suichi!" came a scream.
"Don't tell me," he sighed and turned to see about ten of his scantily clad fangirls running after him.
"Well it was nice knowing you as a virgin," Sapphire stated patting the fox's back.
"Oh hello there," Kurama said waving to the fangirls as Sapphire silently cracked up.
They gasped upon seeing Sapphire.
"You're hanging out with her instead of us!" they cried, literally!
"Yep!" Sapphire declared, "cause you all are dirty little whores!"
They ran off crying. He then turned to her sweat dropping.
"What! They're whores!" she stated and looked at the adorable puppy that was still looking at her.
"Well, let's go do the shopping," he sighed and basically dragged her away.
Hour later
By this time the two had just about gone to every store there and gotten something for everyone except each other for obvious reasons. And Sapphire was once again starring at the husky puppy, which was the only one left.
"Oh! No one wants this one!" she stated as the puppy starred at her once again.
A little girl in the store then tried to pick the puppy up but Sapphire glared and let out a hiss showing sharp teeth and the little girl ran away.
"You really like that dog don't you?" Kurama sighed carrying several bags.
"Yes, yes I do Mr. Fox-Face," she replied, "can we go play DDR?"
"No," he said shifting the bags.
"Then, can we get something to eat?" she asked.
"Yes, where?" he asked.
She just put on a little smile, "Thai kitchen!" (Sapphire if you ever read this…Next time help me PLEASE!)
Three hours later
"Damn!" Yusuke exclaimed, "how much crap did you guys buy!"
"A lot apparently," Alex stated in a growl.
"What the hell's wrong with her?" Sapphire asked and took note of
Yusuke's black eye.
She then noticed that the temple was decorated for Christmas, complete with several sprigs of the parasite known as mistletoe!
"Him and Kuwabara continually shoved her and Hiei under the mistletoe and forced them to kiss a bunch," Kayori stated playing cards with Allyson, Yukina, Virginia and Kuwabara.
"Kurama! I knew you'd come back for me!" Josie screamed and lunged at the fox.
He stepped to the side and she hit the wall, then looked at his watch, "Oh look at the time. I'll be going now."
He then left the temple.
"Hey, is it just me or is that something that Alex would normally say?" Allyson asked.
"Hey!" Alex snapped.
"Hey you're right," Kayori agreed.
"Shut up!" Alex cried waving her arms frantically.
"Hey it's true sis," Singe said flipping through a Victoria's secret magazine and circling everything she was going to buy to try and seduce Hiei with.
"This doesn't concern you!" Alex yelled.
End Chapter (Important thing below about the stories survival)
Psychic: Well I can't think of anything else so I'm ending this chapter. And if I don't get an idea soon I swear this story is going to meet the flames of hell and never resurface as it has in the past.
Hiei: And she wants to know if she should have a Christmas chapter soon, as in next.
Alex: She's serious too. So please review and send her ideas. Because the only one she has is to end the story.
Psychic: And sorry for not updating in such a long time and when I was gonna update I had damn finals! But now I'm off track so on so forth. Please give suggestions and honest to god I do not for the life of me care what they say.
