NOTE: Some of you may recognize this as another story from a different site. I thought I would share it with this site. Also, perhaps more reviews might inspire me to finish it. I apologize to anyone who believed this would be something new...no pun intented, considering the title.


Something New

By: MercilessTantalus

Chapter One: Bored In Class


Seto Kaiba did not like going to school. This would not seem like a shock, as who did? But Kaiba always went to all his classes and did his work. Then, after the assignment was completed, he read. The problem was it only took him ten minutes tops to do the assignments. That left a long time to read. And Kaiba is a fast reader. He needs more books, damn it!

Flipping through Return of the King for the twentieth time in his life, he let out a slight sigh. His "study" hall class was dragging by; he had already finished his homework, and the book. Again. Checking his watch, he noted that the pointless class was almost over. Return of the King is an excellent book. One could not wish for better, but he needed something new. Something he had never seen before. A new experience.

"Wow! No, here. Read this part! Look at what he did to him next!"

Kaiba turned his head slightly to the side to spot the mutt, more commonly known as Jou, showing some sort of hentai book to Yuugi's Yami.

"That is interesting, but do you really think that he could fit in there. I bet that his uke is as tight as hell." Yami sat back in his seat, rubbing a hand thoughtfully over his chin, "I'd like to see that!"

Kaiba snorted slightly, drawing the attention of the two boys to the side of him. Both looked at him, one still thoughtful, the other smirking.

"I bet you'd like to see that too, Kaiba." Jou drawled out.

Kaiba snorted again, choosing to ignore him. Yami pulled himself out of his thoughts at looked at Kaiba in shock, "Did you know that, Jou?"

Jou looked at his close friend, confused, "Know what, Yami?"

Yami grinned broadly, "Kaiba's never gotten any."

Jou shot Kaiba a look of disbelief while Kaiba glared outright at the spirit. Luckily Kaiba was saved from making any kind of response by the ringing of the bell. He swiftly stood and practically fled the room.

Glad for the day, and week to be over, Kaiba left, heading for his limousine. Heberated himself for even paying any attention to the two. I will just get myself some new books, that way I won't be disturbed by their stupidity.

Getting into his limo, he instructed his driver to head for home. He couldn't have possibly known something so private about me just by my lack of response. Relaxing slightly, and opening his laptop he contented himself with mathematical facts, and not the uncertainty of emotions and intuition.


"Do you really think that Kaiba hasn't gotten any?" Jou asked Yami, walking into his room.

The spirit still lived with Yuugi, but the light was away with Anzu, Honda, Malik, Marik, Ryou, Bakura, Mai and Otogi. As well as his grandfather, who supervised the rowdy teens and the two Yamis. Yami refused to go because Anzu was going, and Jou stayed to keep him company. The town felt practically empty. Even Mokuba and Isis had left with the group. Which means the only people whom they really knew who were left in the entirecity were Jou, Yami, and Kaiba.

The both of them had realized this at the same time, the night they realized the others were leaving. And, plenty of hentai-oriented thoughts flew through their minds.

Yami smirked at Jou, "Are you really so surprised?"

Jou thought for a moment, "Well, I suppose not. At first, hell yes! I mean, if just looking at the guy makes all the girls in school hot, and half the guys hard, then how could he be a virgin. Yet, the way he isolates himself and won't let anyone touch him emotionally could mean that he wouldn't let anyone touch him physically too."

"Exactly." Yami said, leaning against his bedpost, his legs spread out in front of him and his arms crossed, "Damn sexy, stubborn, totally fuckable bastard..." He murmured to himself, and Jou sent him an understanding look.

The two sat together on the bed for a while, each rubbing their own separate erection, which had become immensely hard with the talk of the CEO. Their eyes were both glazed over slightly, as they sat, dreaming of how their sweet uke Seto torture would go.

Yami suddenly sat up straighter, his speech coming out in slight rasps, "This over Jou! I've had enough! I am never denied and I am sick and tired of his ignorance in matters of lust. I need him, and no one denies the Pharaoh's almighty, powerful needs!" He exclaimed, shooting into his own hand with a particularly sweet mental picture of Seto writhing under his touch, chained and deprived of his clothing.

Jou shot into his own hand a rather similar mental picture. He shook his head in his post-high haze and chuckled slightly.

Yami, who had lain back against the bed again, barely had enough strength to ask, "What's your problem?"

"Same as yours, though I can't claim to be Pharaoh." Yami smiled faintly at that, "Though, I am also sick of waiting. We have the perfect chance, and I say we take it."

Yami and Jou flung their hands at each other, meeting in a handshake.I will have Seto before the weekend is through.