A/N: Two updates at once! I am dying of shock at my own actions. Seriously.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh
Something New
By: MercilessTantalus
Chapter Two: Adult Bookstore
"So, how do we go about doing this?"
"Doing what?"
"Anything."
Yami looked at Jou, slightly confused by his lack of clarity. "How do we go about doing anything?" He questioned the other.
The two were lounging about the Kame Game shop. They were supposed to be watching over the customers, but due to a huge thunderous storm that had arisen over night, their customers were few to none. And as such, the two found it fitting to close the shop and now were sprawled out on two large chairs, very bored.
"Yeah. There is like, nothing to do. At all." Jou said, slouching a bit lower.
Yami grinned at that and said, "Well, there may be nothing to do, but there sure is someone I wouldn't mind doing..."
Jou grinned as well, and sat up a bit, "Right! So, any ideas on how we should make our dreams come true -That has a lot to do with coming?"
Yami smiled slightly at the pun, but it soon turned to a thoughtful look, "Well, I think the first thing we'd have to do is to lure him away from work. We can't have him if he's across town. And," Yami frowned even more; "It would be best if we met him somewhere away from here. It would be easy to get him here, but if he agreed to talk with us away from here, then we'd know we have a better chance. Besides," he paused slightly, a lustful gleam in his eye, "we would need somewhere better...prepared for the type of fun I want then here."
Jou nodded and asked, "So, any brilliant ideas, King of Games?"
Yami sighed, frustrated, "Not one."
Jou shrugged and stood, stretching, "Well, let's go he the book store, and see if they have any more stories with that one guy who reminds us of our lovely CEO."
"Bookstore?"
"Ahem. I should have been more specific. ADULT bookstore. Ya know, the best kind. That's where I got that story I was showing you in class yesterday. I didn't write that stuff, ya know." Jou said, going into a nearby closet, and coming back out with two large umbrellas.
Yami stood and stretched as well, taking one of the umbrellas from Jou. "Ah yes, I was wondering where you might buy such wonderful things. I will most defiantly come with you. Especially if there are more with James in them. That was the uke's name, correct?" He asked as the headed out the door.
"Oh yes. The one described to look rather like ours. He's extremely popular..." Jou answered back, closing the door to the shop, and locking it.
"Kaiba."
"Mokuba?"
"Big brother! I'm sorry for the way I answered, it's just like the way you always do, and you sound so cool, and I wanted to try it, and I didn't know it was you, and-
"Mokuba! Slow down, it's fine. In fact, I'm flattered."
"You are?"
"Yes."
"Oh, good." Kaiba smiled as he could practically feel his brother's relief. "So, what's up then?"
"I called because we lost power here recently, and I wanted to make sure you were safe, and off the road."
"Oh, we're fine. It's raining here too, but not too bad. What about you, are you ok? Where are you?" Mokuba asked, concern obvious in his voice.
"Yes, I'm fine. Still at work. Have you lost your main power source where you are?"
"Yeah, but Mr. Mouto got the back up generator running. Have you lost power yet?"
"Yes, I am on my cell phone now." Kaiba answered his brother. His cell phone had been a blessing. Though the thing was normally just a way for his employees to tell him they were sick and couldn't come, or they needed his help with a deal, or some other unpleasant news, it did have its uses. Such as making sure his brother was safe and not scared.
"If it is so bad a storm, how are you working?"
"My laptop has a spare battery, Mokuba, you know that."
"Hurry! Save now!"
"Wha-"
"Just do it!"
Confused, Kaiba nonetheless clicked on the save button. Just in time too, for a mere second later, his laptop shut off. "What happened? How did you know?"
"I-Well, I had to borrow your battery for my own one night, when I was at a friend's house. I put the battery back. Its just...Probably almost gone."
"Make that totally gone." Kaiba muttered.
"Sorry." There was a pause, and then he said in a rather perkier tone, "Well, at least you can go home now!"
"Mokuba-"
"Well, is anyone else there?"
"No, they all left a long time ago, or didn't bother to show up at all." Lazy-ass bums...
"Oh, don't be too hard them, Seto." There was a pause, it sounded as though someone was talking to Mokuba. "Uh, Seto it's time to eat, but I'll talk to you again later, ok?"
"All right. Goodnight Mokuba."
"Night! And Seto? Please try and relax and have a good night."
"I'll try. Good bye."
"Bye!" With that the two Kaiba brothers each hung up their respective phones.
Kaiba sat back against his chair, the room completely dark now. Sighing he pressed a palm to his eye. He was tired. Very tired. Maybe I will relax tonight. Watch a movie. Or better yet, read.
Here he sighed loudly again.Damn. I forgot that I finished all my books. Why are they all so short? I'm so sick of reading the same thing all the time anyway. Gathering his things he stood and made his way the long way down the extra fire escape stairs.
Maybe I'll spot a nice new bookstore on the way home.
"Wow! They've got some nice stuff here..." Yami mused softly to Jou as they wandered the long halls of the very adult bookstore.
Images from the covers of books jumped out at him. Though none so much as the one of a man with brown hair being pinned down with chains and the body of a leather-clad man with dark reddish hair. The scene seemed a bit familiar...
"You think that stuff is good, then you should see my 'special' room." A rather greasy hairedman whispered, standing near the two.
Yami looked at him sharply, startled. And the thin man grinned, "Don't worry. I own the place." When Yami didn't look any less concerned, he added with a laugh, "And I'm not a rapist. Besides," he bent slightly closer, "I like them a bit taller..."
The man laughed as Jou restrained the short former Pharaoh. Over Yami's cursing, he asked, "What 'special' room?"
The man simply smiled knowingly and looked around, "It's a slow enough day..." He mused, presumably to himself, "I suppose you could have a look see."
He walked past the two of them, down past the tempting novels with the dark haired man. He stopped at the end of a row in front of a large door marked, 'Keep Out. Employees Only!' Here he smiled and took out a key. Unlocking the door, he ushered them in.
Jou dragged Yami in, but the man did not enter, instead he handed them the key, "There's no way out, but through this door. Which always locks from both ends once you shut it. Have a look around, and try it out if you want. Just be sure not to misplace this key or you'll never see daylight again. Have fun!" And, with that, the strange owner shut the door.
Yami turned to Jou, "Insulting and freaky slime ball! Let's get out of here Jou. Jou?" Yami questioned, as his friend seemed enthralled by something in the room.
"Yami. Check it out. 'Make your own porn fantasy', or what?"
Yami turned then, and beheld the room. It was dark and filled with clean, deep blue silk sheets. All around were tables, and on them lay many different types of lube, sharp looking knives, handcuffs, and other toys.
But the thing that drew the king of games attention the most was a huge bed that lay in the center of the room. Easily big enough for five, it was equipped with manacles for arms and legs, soft pillows, and also a camera on a tripod pointed right at it.
Yami's mouth dropped open, all sorts of dirty thoughts filling his mind. He turned to his companion, and whispered in awe, "I think we've found our room..."
Just at that moment, a limo stopped outside a dingy look place. Adult bookstore hum? Well, that looks interesting. New at least...Finally. I'll see what's inside. It couldn't hurt...It's not like I'm scared of porn. There must be something about looking at naked people you don't know that others seem to like...
Aloud, he said, "Stop here Roland. You may go on. And take the rest of the night off." Seto Kaiba stated, getting out of his limo and shutting the door.
Roland rolled down the window, and looked up at his boss, repressing a smile and not caring in the least why the young man wished to get out here, seemingly in the middle of no where. He was not paid to ask questions. "Yes sir! Thank you!"
With that, the limo sped off into the night, as Seto Kaiba walked quickly into the store, hoping for shelter from the rain, entertainment, and most importantly something new and unexpected...
A/N: Will he find something new? Hmm...maybe...
