Psychicfiredemoness: Right well in my never ending summer boredom I give you guys yet another worthless chapter.
Alex: (hits her with 2x4) Snap outta in!
Psychic: Hey! What was that for!
Alex: You were moping.
Psychic: Oh, okay! Well as I said I'm bored and this chapter shall revolve more around Jagan-girl then it should.
Alex: What! Let's discuss this Psychic! Oh come on you're merciful!
Psychic: No I'm not!
Alex: (Twiddles hands) Yes you are…
Psychic: Am not!
Alex: I know.
Psychic: Stupid! And first I must thank Bishounen Obsessors for being the only one that said anything about the past thingy. That and I haven't gotten a hold of Sapphire yet so enjoy this random assed chapter.
Alex: And as she's basically explained before, so those who apparently didn't convey the message well, my damn pairing is staying! And Hiei being with Mukuro would not add plot damnit!
Hiei: Yes it would just annoy the masses as the shojo would go to Temi.
Temi: Really? (Heart eyes)
All: (Back away slowly)
Psychic: Oh and there's going to be lemons in this chapter, but before anyone reports me for not changing the rating read till the end and you'll see what I mean. I own nothing.
Quick Review
It twas Christmas! Sapphire got a puppy! We get it? Good. Oh and one more thing… (Waves frantically)
End quick review
Chapter 16 Too much information!
Okay basic layout its two weeks after Christmas so they're all done with New years cleaning of the entire temple! Ahem but back to the point. Singe and Aaron had been acting somewhat suspicious since the attack on the temple and demand of the girls, but more to the point their sister. For example they were training with the others, and when they weren't doing that, no one could find them.
"Okay where are they now?" Yusuke asked as the group returned from training.
"Why the hell are you looking at me?" Alex snapped glaring at the detective.
"Cause you should know," he guessed.
"Why should I know?" Alex growled as they walked up the temple stairs and into the living room.
They noted the two missing demons in there talking to each other in Makai dialect.
The most the demons/hanyou's caught was something about Temi.
"Ahem," Kayori said loudly.
"What about him?" Sapphire asked.
"Uh, uh," Singe stuttered.
"He's in heat! It's fire demon mating season!" Aaron came up with.
"Evasive maneuver 3!" Yusuke screamed.
He, Kuwabara and Kurama grabbed Hiei and ran out of the temple with him with the Jaganshi screaming at them all the way.
"Hey if it's mating season then does that mean Hiei and I can-" Virginia began.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! We don't need an image of that here!" Alex screamed, "Sapph already put a bad one in my head."
"Hiei strippin'!" Sapphire declared loudly
"It burns!" Alex screamed. (She really did that to me too.)
"What's the real reason you people are all quiet and crap?" Allyson asked.
"Uh, uh," Singe said looking back and forth frantically, "can you guys keep a secret?"
"Yes," they all replied.
"Well, we all know that she can't," Alex thumbed at Josie.
"I can so keep a secret you tramp," Josie snapped.
"I ain't a tramp you ho," she retorted.
"Slut!"
"Skank."
"Hooker."
"Prostitute," Sapphire chimed in.
"Who was that directed too right there?" Yusuke asked in short pants as he, Kuwabara, and Kurama clambered into the temple.
Sapphire started pointing at Singe.
"Hey! Can we stick to one subject!" Alex yelled, "What were you two actually talking about?"
"Well you see it's uh, very long and complicated," Aaron stated.
"Is it now?" Kayori asked.
"Yes," Singe replied blinking idiotically.
Everyone else sweat dropped.
"Just tell us!" Yusuke screamed.
"Oh fine," Singe snapped and began talking in Makai dialect.
Yusuke stormed off not understanding, along with Kuwabara and Allyson.
"Well it all goes back to before when Alex was born, our parents got some alone time and-," Singe began in English.
"Not again!" Alex shrieked covering her ears.
"Oh fine! Well you see our parents own a very small peaceful territory in Makai, and well Temi's family attacked out little nation. So we made a deal, they swore to stop the attacks and leaves us be and Temi would be wed and mated to the last born in the family, Alex…who is heir to the territory, ironically because she is the last born in the family. Ehehehe…" Singe stated nervously.
"So basically I'm Temi's bride and property so our real parents could avoid war, which this also means he's just going to own the territory too?" Alex guessed, "That about it?"
Her sister nodded. Alex then calmly turned to her friends.
"Anyone else got weird pasts?" she asked.
"My real parents got killed when I was four and I saw my moms decapitated head, and I lost my shoe!" Sapphire declared.
They looked at Kayori.
"I have over 200 other half siblings somewhere in Makai. Oh yes and DC is only my HALF brother! Hehe, but Mother told me that I also have a long lost full-blooded older brother who's. She told me that he had been killed on the day of my 5th birthday, trying to protect us from my biological father who had officially gone insane. If he were alive today...he'd be 19 in ningen years. But I have a feeling that he's still alive...damn bastard. Anyhoo...after the raid, both Mother and I came here to Ningenkai and she gave me this potion so that I forget about everything that happen and that I was human, along with DC and Father, both are human, but DC his 1/4 Light yokai. None of my powers has shown until we met the guys and talked to Koenma.
They all blinked at her.
"What!" she cried.
No one said anything.
"Dinner, uh why are you all in here? And where's Hiei?" Yukina asked looking for her brother.
"Hey where is Jagan-boy?" Alex asked.
"Well we tied him to a tree in the forest to protect you if you really were in heat," Kurama stated.
"Are you serious! You did that to my Hiei!" Singe and Virginia both cried.
The other sweat dropped.
"I'll save him of course," Singe stated boldly.
"How?" Alex asked.
"Yes I'll save him instead!" Virginia chirped.
The two fire demons got into a fight
Alex sigh, "Where is he."
Kurama gave detailed instructions to where the demon was tied to a large pine tree. And off she went to save the Jagan-boy.
(Should I end it now or try to get some cheap romance out of it…hm…ow! Who threw that!)
Forest
"Where oh where has the Jaganshi gone, oh where oh where has he gone," Alex stated with a songs tune as she searched the forest, "Kurama your directions suck!"
"Hn," came from to her left.
"Oh hi Hiei!" Alex stated waving for a moment, ran over and untied him, which proved difficult as a talisman card was on his bindings.
"Well that was a waste of time, come on dinner's ready," She stated rubbing her partially bloody hands on her pants and started towards the temple.
"And just what exactly were your idiot siblings talking about earlier?" Hiei asked matching the small girls pace.
"Temi actually does own me because of my parents, so nothing important really," Alex stated really not caring.
But she did see Hiei clench his fist, and heard him growl, and feel him put a possessive arm around her waist bringing her closer.
"And? There's more isn't there?" he growled and she said what little she knew.
Five minutes of walking later
'Hey I know this place,' Alex thought as the Jaganshi's both entered a clearing, and she still had Hiei's arm around her waist, but in a more caring manner and not so possessive…or was it?
"What shojo?" Hiei asked seeing Alex's overly thoughty facial expression.
"Do you seriously not remember this place?" She asked sweat dropping.
"Hn, it's that clearing we unintentionally told our love for one another," he retorted.
"That was eloquently put, and yes. Yes it is," she said blushing.
He suddenly stopped and she was still however trying to go forward and because his arm around her waist she was restrained.
"What?" she questioned.
"Shh," he hissed.
A slight breeze rustled the tree branches. A leaf fell in front of their faces and Hiei roughly pushed her into a tree while jumping away from that spot just as a trio of demons jumped down, weapons drawn. That all wore billowing white robes and masks of some type of soft looking cloth.
"Hello!" Alex said brightly.
Hiei shot her a dangerous look and she shrunk back against the tree in fear.
Two charged at Hiei with swords while the other attacked Alex with a pair of sais. (If you don't know what sais are, watch the Ninja Turtle movie)
"Why. Can't. Temi. Ever. Send. His. Lackeys. When it's convenient!" Alex yelled managing to fend off the sais with her katana, which she had actually stolen from Hiei during training.
"If they're his why are they attacking you?" he retorted throwing one of the demons off of himself only to be stabbed in the side by its fellow.
"Hey!" she growled 'protectively' and ran over to slash the back of its neck.
Whatever it truly was, it let out an unearthly cry of pain and it jumped away bleeding slightly near the other robed fiends. (Fiends! FIENDS! Sorry, I like that word) One threw down a smoke bomb and during the confusion of it, they disappeared. A few moments later the smoke cleared.
"You ok?" Alex asked worriedly looking at Hiei's large flesh wound.
"It's a scratch," he commented.
"No, this is a scratch," she used her nail to scrap his hand, "that is a large flesh wound."
He gave a growl. But she ignored it and healed his wound, draining a good deal of her 'precious' energy.
"I didn't need your help shojo," he stated punching her head.
"Then shall we reopen that wound?" she questioned gripping the katana.
"You wouldn't," he stated.
"Try me," she retorted.
Then came the stare down. Everyone sweat drop now.
Temple
"They've been gone a while," Allyson stated.
"Yeah, but they're probably, you know busy," Yusuke grinned.
"Hoe so?" Yukina asked.
Yusuke brought out two hand puppets, one of Alex and the other of Hiei, and started making them rub against each other. Singe walked over and switched the Alex puppet of one of herself, and Yusuke continued that puppet action. Sapphire then walked over and replaced the Hiei puppet with a Josie one and the Singe one with a Virginia one. Then she walked over to a spot on the floor and continued juicing lemons for lemonade…in the dead of winter no less. (See? Lemons, I told you. Hahaha!)
Jaganshi's
The two were still staring each other down…until Alex literally blew it and sneezed, as it had begun to snow. Hiei smirked at the idiotic victory, but a victory no less.
"Can we just get back to the temple now?" she yelled pissedly and stomping her foot down.
He nodded and once again wrapped his arm around her waist as they started towards the temple.
About twenty minutes later they reached the temple and Hiei removed his arm. They saw Kurama building a snowman. Sapphire crept over and pushed it onto the fox as soon as he stood up, the snowman completely covering Kurama. The snowman slowly turned towards the hanyou and started chasing her waving its stick arms in a manner of trying to catch her. While all the time Sapphire was running away screaming about haunted snowmen. The two just sweat dropped and slowly walked into the temple.
End chapter (Question bellow)
Psychic: Eh, hehehe… Un everyone, sorry about reposting this chapter, and I have no idea where this idea is going other then more protection after the attack, but should I add the guys that Genkai trains after the Dark Tournament?
Alex: Such as Chuu, Rinku, Touya, Shishi, Jin, and Suzuka.
Suzuka: That's the beautiful Suzuka to you!
Alex: Is it now?
Psychic: And read Elric Jaganshi's Resident Evil 4 Yu Yu Hakusho story! Please…Well as I said I'm sorry for reposting this…and I desperately need help for the next chapter(s). See ya'll! Please review.
