Psychicfiredemoness: Hi people! Sorry for the lack of anything…uh, as in me typing anything…hehehe…
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Psychic: Shut up! Well we all get drunk in this, enjoy. I own nothing.
Quick review
Um…what happened last time? Ah yes! Godzilla attacked and ate Yusuke! That or a couple demons attacked Alex and Hiei when I couldn't come up with any worthless romance between them. Either one.
End quick review
Chapter 17 Eat drink and be fat and drunk!
"Hello everyone!" Botan exclaimed walking into the temple.
She was actually very shocked to see six glaring faces, all of whom belong to the half-dead girls on the living room floor.
"Oh dear, what happened?" she asked.
"Yusuke trained us in the art of chopping lumber for the purpose of fire wood," Alex stated truthfully, "I mean come on! Have any of us seen a fire in the temple? NO!"
"Uh…why are you here then?" Kayori asked.
"Well, I harassed Koenma about it for a bit and he agreed…that we could go clubbing tonight!" she declared happily, "under the guys protection of course."
No one said anything. Well, Josie coughed, but that isn't saying anything!
"This isn't optional," Botan stated after a minute with a fang.
"Oh and I suppose that we're gonna wear our training clothes?" Singe asked.
"What the hell do you mean training clothes? You haven't trained at all!" Alex growled at her sister, who was poking her with a stick, "Quit that!"
"Oh goodness no," the grim reaper giggle, "we'll have to go shopping for you all first!"
Sapphire kinda twitched…really, really badly.
"Uh…what kind of clothes exactly?" Alex asked getting up, stealing her sister's pokie stick and hitting her with it.
"Oh nothing fancy, perhaps a mini-skirt for each of you some nice blouses- why are you two looking at me like that?" Botan asked seeing Alex and Sapphire's not so thrilled faces.
"Sapphire! Evasive plan: 869-253-017!" Alex cried pulling her friend off the floor.
"Uh, what one was that again?" Sapphire asked.
Alex sweat dropped, "run away before Botan can brainwash us; that ring any bells?"
"Oh!" Sapphire stated and made a break for the door but it was blocked by Botan.
"See! If you had bothered to remember the code of the Scrolls she wouldn't have known the plan," Alex stated holding the game box for The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind (Game of the Year edition) up.
"Well that was a ridiculously long title for such a simple plan Alex," Kurama said entering the room with a book, hoping to have read some of it, "Oh, Botan why are you here?"
"We're going clubbing! But these two are giving me a bit of trouble, maybe you…or Hiei could talk some sense into them?" Botan grinned in a cat-like manner.
"What's he got to do with it!" Alex screamed blushing.
"Oh well I did hear about you and Hiei coming back awfully late that one night, cold were you?" Botan giggled.
They all could have sworn that Alex's head completely turned around on her shoulders as Yusuke walked in.
"Hey guys what's goin' on?" he asked, "What the hell happened to your head Alex!"
"Yusuke, how does Botan know about me coming back real late with Hiei that one night?" she asked very venomously.
"Uh, uh…would you look at the time! Bye!" he ran far from the temple and Alex's head returned to its normal position on her body.
"Well nothing did happen so what am I getting so mad about?" Alex asked brightly (With the happy anime eyes) with a bright and cheery background behind her.
Those that were standing fell on the ground twitching.
"Well that was completely out of character for ya," Singe stated.
Alex looked confused, so they did the friendly thing, and ignored her as Botan literally dragged the 'kidnapped' group out of the temple.
Three hours and twenty seven minutes later; Temple again
"See it wasn't that bad now was it?" Botan smiled after dragging the girls through almost EVERY store in the mall within the equivalent of an hour!
"For who?" Sapphire screamed. She'd been forced both Hiro and Botan to get a couple outfits that were WAY to girly in her opinion along with makeup.
"Well it wasn't that bad, they could have made Singe pick the clothes, I mean, we're walking to the clubs for god's sake!" Alex stated glaring at her sister who had unfortunately picked Alex's new outfits, all of which promised to be as skanky as the fire demon herself.
"Yeah I guess that's true," Kayori agreed carrying a bag of her own clothes.
"Hel-oh! I'm right here ya know!" Singe snapped carrying only one bag.
They all looked back at her, and walked to their rooms, to of course change for clubbing.
Ten minutes later
"Any of you come back past midnight, and I'll assume you're just off with your 'significant' other," Genkai stated blandly as the group of humans, demons and hanyou's filed into the living room.
"This. Sucks. ASS!" Alex screamed hiding behind a glowering Sapphire, whom was in a royal blue spaghetti strap and black low rise jeans. (Sorry Sapphire! I forgot what you said!)
"I dunno, you guys look pretty hot actually," Yusuke said looking at them like they were on display at a meat market.
Keiko slapped the back of his head and looked offended. She was in a sensible purple dress with dark blue trim on the bottom of it. (Damn it all! I suck at describing anything what-so-ever, and if you've ever seen the picture of the guys when their at some dance thing, I'll sorta describe it… or try at least)
"What the hell are you wearing?" Yusuke asked the disco clad Kuwabara.
"We're going clubbing Urameshi! Why, is that what you're wearing?" Kuwabara pointed at Yusuke's stripped t-shirt, blue jeans and a blue jacket.
"It's better then being Disco Stu," Alex stated, still behind the ice hanyou.
"Uh, why is Alex hiding?" Yukina asked in a shiny silvery dress.
"Wow Yukina you look so pretty," Kuwabara said running over to her.
"Oh she just doesn't like the outfit I made her wear," Singe stated in a red tube top and black knee skirt, "all of ya quit looking at me like that!"
They instead, ignored her as Virginia and Josie both trotted into the room in matching black mini skirts, the only difference was that Virginia wore a pink spaghetti strap where as Josie wore a blue tube top.
"Hey guys," Alex suddenly asked, "Why are we clubbing in the middle of winter?"
"That's a good question," Kurama said walking into the room in white jeans and a black, rose patterned long sleeve shirt.
"Because the idiot onna is making us- why is the shojo hiding behind the hanyou?" Hiei asked walking into the room in blue jeans a black shirt and some type of red and white biker's jacket.
"Will you guys stop asking that!" Alex growled angrily.
"Ah come on the outfit isn't too bad," Singe reassured trying to pry her sister from behind the ice hanyou.
"Yeah, you want to look pretty for Hiei don't you?" Sapphire grinned.
"I do not want to look pretty for Hiei!" she growled but Singe got a hold of her around the waist and lifter her up.
"Gotcha!" she declared lifting her struggling sister who wore a black dress that was far too short (It's about knee length, Alex just has high standards on what's too short) and she was in lethal heeled boots, so she kicked Singe for both making her wear the outfit and for making it public.
"Ow!" Singe cried hopping up and down holding her sore leg with anime tears on her face.
"You deserved it ya bitch!" Alex yelled, again hiding behind her friend.
"Can we go now?" Botan asked in a white and blue striped dress with a large blue overcoat.
"Sure…" they replied.
"Hey! Wait for us!" Kayori yelled running into the room in a black skirt and pink spaghetti strap. Next to her was Allyson who wore black pants and a green spaghetti strap. (I really need a wider range of clothing knowledge, sorry to all.)
"Well don't you two look nice?" Alex said coldly.
They just blinked at her. And soon enough they left.
Outside a Club
"What about this one?" Botan asked after they had all been searching for over an hour, of course after Yusuke had dragged them to pick up Keiko, who wore a lovely purple dress.
"Hm… Vanity Square, health inspection sign: D, soon to be closed," Alex said off the top of her head pretending to read the name of the club, when in reality the name was Hibaki. (I have no creativity…sorry all once again)
They just stared at her and she shrunk into the shadows never to be seen again. In other words they entered the dimly lit club with it's neon flashing lights and it's music and it's stupid whores rubbing against each other on the dance floor. So they all got an overly large table while Yusuke got them drinks.
He returned to the table with a tray of drinks, of which included a bottle of tequila…which Sapphire immediately grabbed.
"Yusuke…you're a minor…how did you get the booze?" Alex asked raising a brow.
He ignored her and instead dragged Keiko onto the dance floor, Kuwabara doing the same to Yukina…much to Hiei's displeasure. And this left Sapphire, Hiei, Kurama, Alex, Kayori, Allyson, Botan, Josie, and Virginia at the table, as Singe had gone off to whore herself once more. And I know what you're all thinking, 'wow, that must be a big table to hold nine people'. But that isn't really the point here now is it?
Well anyway Allyson and Sapphire managed to get in a drinking contest of sorts. And soon Allyson passed out from too much vodka, so Sapphire started drinking that as Botan left for the bathroom.
"What?" she asked as they all looked at her.
"Boozy," Alex stated.
"You want some?" she asked glaring.
"Hell no!" Alex replied while Kayori poked the unconscious Allyson and two boys asked the preps to dance.
"Ah you're just chicken," Sapphire said egging her friend on.
"It I take a shot will ya shut the hell up?" Alex snapped.
Sapphire nodded and filled a shot glass with tequila. (That poor little fire demon) She drank it, her face suddenly turned pinkish-red smiled innocently and latched onto Hiei's arm and giggled idiotically. Sapphire meanwhile was cracking up at her drunk friend's behavior. Kurama was slightly chuckling and Kayori was also laughing.
"Stop laughing and get her off of me!" Hiei hissed trying to pry the drunken demon off of his arm.
"But it's so priceless!" Sapphire managed and took a picture with her camera that she always seemed to have.
"What's going on?" Botan asked returning to the table, "is Alex drunk?"
"So what if I am?" Alex glared still hugging Hiei's arm and hiccupped.
"Oh nothing, nothing," Yusuke said walking over with Keiko and bent down to Hiei's ear, "she's drunk, that means she'll be easy."
Yusuke's head hit the table and Hiei got up, with an idiot still on his arm, "I'm going back to the temple, and you'd better take good care of Yukina detective."
"Don't worry your spiky little head off," Yusuke replied.
"What about her?" Kayori asked pointing at Alex.
"I'll apparently be dragging her along," with that he left, literally dragging Alex while the others drank, danced and did drugs.
Okay they didn't really do drugs. But they did return to the temple around eleven.
End chapter
Psychic: I think I just gave a new term to idiotic in that chapter. And I still need plot line suggestions before they kidnap and rape everyone! Well hope you all liked this chapter. And the reason I haven't updated in so long is because I had no plot and I didn't feel much like writing, and now schools almost back on track. NO!
Sapphire: Yep.
Psychic: Well please review.
