Still Lily Jill here. Still loving Redactward and posting (just for today) on Dani's behalf. Enjoy!
Ang POV
That fucker.
Literally, apparently.
I certainly can't accuse him of not knowing what he's doing when it comes to his job...or other things. He definitely made sure I couldn't watch their little fuck fest, even if it did set him back at first.
...Don't look at me like that. You wouldn't pass up the chance to watch his fine, froggy ass either.
I love my husband, but I'm married, not dead. Even Ben admits Edward is fine as fuck.
If only I could've talked him into a three-way before Bella sank her teeth into him...
Again, literally.
I could still hear them, though. Thank you, Alexa. I'd be lying if I said I didn't need to jump my husband the second I walked in the door after listening to the grunts, moans, screams, and other sounds I have no words for echoing through Bella's apartment.
The wet sound of flesh slapping against flesh, harsh smacks, whimpers, the furniture banging against the wall. The unmistakable sound of a woman choking on a cock, strangled gasps while she was being choked.
I know; I didn't need to listen to all of it. But, come on, it's not my fault. He wanted to make sure I do my job thoroughly...and you try to stop when you're listening to that kind of stuff!
I had never ever seen Edward take more than a day off at a time, and even then, it only happened once every few weeks when the Chief forced him to. And yet, here he is, missing three whole days just to run off and get his rocks off. Again, and again, and a-fucking-gain.
Look, I'm only bitter because it wasn't me getting laid so thoroughly. Ben takes care of business; believe me, I am a satisfied woman, but...we're overdue for a marathon.
And it looks like our girl Isabella was too, considering on day three, when Edward finally leaves her to go see his mom before he gets back to work, the first thing she does is soak her lady bits in the tub.
I don't blame her; they have to be raw by now.
As soon as she's in the tub, she dials Alice from her phone and puts it on speakerphone. I'm tapped into her phone as it is, but it makes my job easier to only monitor the laptop and not the laptop and the phone.
I like Alice, from what I can tell so far. She's spunky and no-nonsense, like Bella, but a little edgier.
I almost feel bad for Edward, because if he doesn't fuck this up, he'll have a whole gang of strong, independent, no-nonsense women around him to keep him in check. But that's a good thing for him. He needs that to pull himself out of his head every now and again.
Plus, I'm so fucking happy to see him making real human connections outside of work and family. I've always worried about that kid.
"Alice. I need your help," Bella's voice carries mock panic, but I can tell she's smiling even though I can't see her right now.
"Yeah, bitch, I got you; what's up?" Alice replies.
"You know that guy I told you about? The one that ruined my date with Jake?"
"Mhmmm," Alice draws the sound out, hesitant, and intrigued.
"Well, he came over the night before last and...He's a fucking machine, Alice. Forty-eight hours. We only stopped to sleep, eat, and at one point, we watched a movie, though don't even ask me what it was about."
"Fucking hell, girl." I can't see Alice, but I can just picture her pushing herself up on her couch to sit at full attention, maybe grabbing a nearby box of popcorn. "How's your kitty after all that?" She giggles.
"Fucking worn out. Destroyed. But so, so happy."
"Okay, okay, I need you to dish. The sex was obviously good, but what about all the other stuff? Is he funny? Boring? No, no, start with his name. Though I may still call him Pussy Destroyer for the rest of eternity."
Of course, that's the moment Edward walks into his office. While I'm absolutely losing my shit laughing at these two crazy girls.
Fuck, this is going to be fun.
One of my favorite chapters! Woohoo, go Dani!
