Chapter 8?
Btvs/Ats/Bones crossover
Disclaimer: I own nada! Btvs and Ats belong to the angst loving Joss Whedon. Bones belongs to the people at Fox.
Pairings: B/A! It's Spike friendly though. No character bashing. But I do play with them a little. evil grin
Summary: The Scoobies team up with the Bones team to stop a demon.
Timeline: Post "Chosen" and "Not Fade Away"
Rating: Nothing too bad. Like Pg-13 maybe…
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Dedication: To my muse, and my bff Teresa. Couldn't have done this with out your help!
Thanks to every one who reviewed. I luv ya!
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"Ok so I aim for the heart. The heart is where again?" Buffy asked with a disgusted look on her face. They were in the SUV driving to where the demon was located.
"Um, slayer, can we not talk about that anymore? Please?" Spike pleaded. "The heart is not in his chest. That's all you need to worry about. Just do the routine hack and slash and we're good to go…as long as you get the-"
"Shut up!" Booth snapped. "I don't even want to think about where this thing's heart is!" He shouted from the driver's seat.
"Yes let's just get there and kill it." Xander said.
"Well I guess it won't be too different from how I killed Caleb. I aim for the same place." Buffy said.
"Oh I remember that." Angel said. "Well I didn't actually see it since I was unconscious but I saw the after picture."
"Totally gross." Buffy added.
Willow groaned. "How long till we get there?"
"'Bout ten minutes."
"Good."
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"Well that had to have been one of the grossest things I have ever had the displeasure of killing." Buffy said as they walked back into the lab.
"Not the highlight of my week." Angel said as he took off his slime-covered duster.
"I can't believe you guys do this all the time. I'm pretty sure I would have been killed already. That was…intense." Booth said.
"I found it fascinating." Bones said. Every one just stared at her. "Well then again I wasn't actually doing any fighting. But I would have…"
"No way. I don't even let you carry a gun. Much less an ax! You swing it the wrong way and I lose a limb."
"I wouldn't have swung it the wrong way! If you just would have let me…"
"No."
"Another reason I won't sleep with you! If I can't handle on type of gun I guess I can't handle the other kind either!"
"Temp, honey, I didn't say you can't handle a gun I just don't want you to…the metal kind I mean."
"You're such a man sometimes!"
"Yes. Actually I'm pretty sure I'm a man all the time."
"I'd shut up if I were you, Booth." Angel warned. "I've seen that look on Buffy's face before. Trust me. If you keep going you won't be a man for much longer."
"Shutting up."
"Good job."
"Oh don't worry Tempi he'll get over it. Angel was the same way. If they were related I'd say it was genetic. It's creepy how alike they are." Buffy said.
"Maybe it's because they are related." A new voice said.
Everyone turned around and looked at Zack .
"What do you mean?" Buffy finally asked.
"Well I um…did some tests on Angel. On his blood I mean…he's like Booth's great great great, well you get the point, great uncle or something."
"Not possible." Angel said firmly. "All of my family is dead. My sister was never old enough to have kinds."
"Well as it turns out Booth does have Irish roots. I did some researching. Anyway way I don't know how. Did either of your parents ever have any other children?"
"No! No…well maybe…my father did have an affair once. Could that have…?"
"Yep. I think that's it. Well looks like you do have a family. Congratulations!"
Angel just stood there in complete shock.
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Ok I know this is really short but I wanted to stop there. I didn't do the fight with the demon cuz I'm no good at writing fight sceans and that wasn't the point of this chapter anyway. I'll update sooner this time. The next chapter will be up next Friday (I hope). Luv ya! Review please!
