Hey all. This is my first YYH fanfic, and I must say this is the only fic that I was actually inspired by something to write it. Want to know what? A Koenma figure and a Botan figure, the latter I can't get to stand up with out leaning her on the former, and... well actually a yaoi I saw entitled "Pet" while shopping with my dearest Pierre. I know that this part is UBER short, but I plan to post it at the same time as the first chapter.

Disclaimer: Yuyuhakasho does not belong to me and never will. You should all be happy it doesn't... We'd get ALOT more episodes like this tale. All that belongs to me in this story is the plot, which is completely mine although I have been inspired.


"But father, I don't want to marry!" A young man with short wavy honey brown hair practically cried. He was shaking like a dry leaf, he never talked back to his father, and it was for a good reason.

"You ARE going to marry, and that's the last word!" His father boomed from his throne. "Ogre, escort my son out, and find a way for him to have enough strength to stay in his current form for a few months. I doubt any of the Princesses we have lined up want to see a bratty toddler."

"Yes King Enma..." the ogre said, bowing respectfully before walking towards his prince.

"Father, how would I ever keep my older form once I'm married? I can't gain that much energy before my birthday!" A smirk flicked on the teen's lips. He had found the loophole. The smirk quickly vanished though once he noticed his father smirking as well.

"You never did like your science classes did you? Each race has a certain barrier preventing them from reaching their potential. Humans, simple mindedness, demons, greed…" The smirk grew larger, scaring all present out of their wits. "You, and you virginity."

"WHAT?" The son of the great king screamed. "How the hell does that work?"

"It just does." His father replied, motioning for his son to be taken away.


Please review! Okay, maybe not for this lil teaser, but maybe for when I get the first chappie up.