OK, everyone, this is a story I made up in my free time. If you mus flame, use the term head explody in your review.

Lyon lay dying at Erika's blade. She had actually done it. She had killed the one possessed by the demon king. She had to do what she had to do. Then why did she feel broken?

"Ugh," Lyon gasped in pain.

"Lyon?" Erika cried, surprised that he was alive. "Don't talk. We'll get you to a cleric!"

"No… It is far too late for me-cough cough."

"No! Don't say that!"

"Erika…I have…always…loved…you…"

Mean while, over in the distance, Ephraim had a sudden tingly feeling.

(Brother scence…Tingling!)

"Noooo!" Ephraim cried. He rushed over to where Lyon and Erika were coming together for one last kiss. Lyon received an unexpected kick to the side by the Prince of Whatever the kingdom was.

"Oww!" Lyon got up. " You fagg! That's not how the game goes!"

"No one kisses my sister with the burning passion that can only be found in death! AHHHH!"

Ephraim charged toward Lyon. Lyon braced himself, but Ephraim knocked him into the seeming less bottomless pits below.

Erika was shocked. "You asshole!" she shrieked. " You killed my only chance of love!"

Ephraim pulled his pants to his chest. "Heyecchuh. Anything to protect my sis from an STD I tell you whut."

"Then why did you…" She remembered something.

" I know someone who I can fool around with and not get an STD. Oh, Princess L'archel!"

She came galloping over. "Yes, Princess?"

Erika dropped the jacket she was wearing. " Thank you sooo much for that kingdom ruby you so kindly gave me." Erika was stroking her hair while behind her back.

"Umm, your welcome?" She said before catching on. So they went to a tent and did what guys want girls to do at a swimming pool.

Ephraim was about to get angry, but her sister did have a point. Suddenly, Ephraim saw a squirrel.

"AHHH!" His head exploded.

A chain reaction caused every person in the army's head to explode.

"…Umm, hello?" The demon king poked his head out of the chamber he was slumbering in for the past millennium.

"Sweet! I get Demon King time!" He fired up his MP3 player and did a duet of "My Humps" with Zool from Ghostbusters.

END!

Yeah, put this together in about 20 minutes (LOL).

Ok, I wrote that thing about Erika and L'archel because of their A support. If you haven't got it yet, you need to, and you'll see my point.

Now on my next fic, I am going to be working on…you guessed it! GuyxNino HA CAUGHT YOU OFF GUARD DIDN'T I? This pairing actually works out pretty well. It's like the Chad the UgopatainianxVicky from Fairly Odd Parents. Nino is the "Chad." In other words, Nino is Guy's number one fan as well as admirer, but Guy doesn't return her feelings. Tell me what you think about that!

So you like? Review and I'll airmail you cookies!.